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[xX_BASEBUN_Xx is streaming Splatoon 3: "i hate rainmaker"]

inYourWalls: lol git gud

"FUCK OFF!" Aubrey screams, throwing her controller across the room.

She stomps somewhere off-screen, making unintelligible, strained noises as the 'defeat' screen plays out.

YaGirlDestiny: lmaooooo

mini-min: your fault for using rb off-meta stupid

THE_MAVERICK: Aubrey!! You're playing without me? What's the room code!?

[Message deleted]

[THE_MAVERICK has been muted]

*MOD* KandyKim: no doxxing basebun

Aubrey returns to her seat, face bright red as the stats screen appears. "Fuckin' Sploosh," she gruffs, closing the screen and performing some warm-ups on the training room. "Fuckin' rats don't contribute shit."

splooshism9922: you dare defy our god

Aubrey rolls her eyes. "Not this fuckin' guy again, get 'em out."

[splooshism9922 has been banned]

YaGirlDestiny: Sploosh got that hammer buff tho? Ngl, pretty fun rn :D

"Pretty 'fun' isn't winning any games, still fucking sucks ass," Aubrey grits. She pulls up the stats screen again. "Motherfucker went 2-12 with RESPAWN PUNISHER." She cups her face in her hands. "I fucking swear to god, if I see another fucking frontline wearing this shitass ability that KEEPS YOU DEAD FOR LONGER, I'm going to fucking lose it."

inYourWalls: skill issue

"SHUT THE FUCK-"

[omoriboy is streaming Super Mario 64: "Horror-Hack Friday"]

"And that's how you unlock Luigi in Super Mario 64," Sunny says calmly, with his mic picking up the sound of him drinking some water.

SurelyYouJustin: You say that like you didtnt just experience horrors beyond mortal comprehension

frederickfozzie2014: I tryed what you did but all that happen is my game freeze :(

DV8C: dude its a creepypasta rom-hack have you not been paying attention

frederickfozzie2014: Oopsie

"Overall rating of the hack," Sunny starts, thinking for a moment. "...I'd give it a 7/10. Could've been a bit scarier. Would've been nice if Luigi had his higher jump."

☆c-shell☆: bro really got hit with the eye-room and thought "yea could've been scarier"

ORANGEJOE_FAN_NUM1: Scarier!? That hack was terrifying! Man, OMORI, you really don't get scared of anything!

inYourWalls: or he's scared shitless and that's why he keeps his camera off 🤔

SurelyYouJustin: fake fan get 'em outta here

DV8C: SUCCUMB

ORANGEJOE_FAN_NUM1: SUCCUMB

☆c-shell☆: SUCCUMB

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: SUCCUMB

DV8C: SUCCUMB

frederickfozzie2014: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

sassy_Squatch: SUCCUMB

"Hey, please try to keep things in chat civil," Sunny sighs.

inYourWalls: civil on deez nuts

"..."

[inYourWalls has been muted]

"Anyways, that was our last hack for tonight, thanks for stopping by again," Sunny concludes. There's the sound of some rustling from his mic. "Oh, right, I almost forgot to announce this, but I will be doing a collab stream with BaseBun on her channel on Saturday. See ya then."

[Screen transitions to stream outro]

DV8C: who

frederickfozzie2014: bye bye :)

ORANGEJOE_FAN_NUM1: Good night everyone!

DV8C: no wait who tf is basebun

SurelyYouJustin: Isn't she that one really toxic Splatoon streamer??

DV8C: the baby cod game??

DV8C: how tf you getting toxic while huffing paint

SurelyYouJustin: they putting checmicals in the water that turn the freaking squids gay

DV8C: what

DV8C: why tf is gay squid game collabing with omori

SurelyYouJustin: no clue LMAO

[xX_BASEBUN_Xx is streaming Splatoon 3: "collab thing @omoriboy"]

[Screen shows the stream waiting room]

mini-min: who tf is omoriboy

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: baby boy

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: baby

YaGirlDestiny: Only baby in my life is my girl callie 😍

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: mmm

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: yes

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: she also baby

mini-min: that doesn't answer my fucking question

DV8C: who tf is basebun and why is my mario 64 rom hack streamer coming here

SurelyYouJustin: Dude you had all week to like Google her or something

DV8C: lazy

mini-min: foreign contaminants in chat

mini-min: hiss

*MOD* KandyKim: Chat prob gonna be twice as big, there will be some new temporary mods

*MOD* ORANGEJOE_FAN_NUM1: Woohoo!! OMORI's streams are usually too chill for me to also mod!!

DV8C: of all the people

DV8C: why is it you

*MOD* THE_MAVERICK: AND DON'T FORGET ME!!

mini-min: of all the fucking people

*MOD* KandyKim: try anything and i will get you

*MOD* THE_MAVERICK: Let's all have a nice civil chat until the stream begins.

fredrickfozzie2014: Is this how do you unlok Luigi

[The screen changes to BaseBun's usual setup]

"Sup my fantastic fuckos," Aubrey greets. "We're doing that collab stream with omoriboy that I mentioned."

She squints. "Wait, did I mention it…?" She shakes her head. "Bah, whatever, I'll just get him on call."

inYourWalls: omor on deez nuts

[inYourWalls has been muted]

[discord ping]

"Hello?" Aubrey calls.

[very crunchy noise]

"Hi," Sunny replies. "I am ready to squid."

"Cool," Aubrey nods. "You've played a bit of 2, right?"

"Splatoon 2? Yeah, just the story and an hour or two of multiplayer. I liked the mode with the evil fish."

YaGirlDestiny: make him play octo expansion

YaGirlDestiny: let him seethe in rage >:)

"Fuck no, I'm not redownloading Splatoon 2," Aubrey groans. "Can you share your screen?"

"Yeah, hold on."

[The stream setup changes to a split-screen one with Sunny's footage on the left and Aubrey's on the right, Aubrey's face cam still visible in the bottom corner]

*MOD* THE_MAVERICK: Why are you two even doing this over call when you live like a block away from each other?

[Message deleted]

*MOD* KandyKim: I'm coming for you

*MOD* THE_MAVERICK: NO WAIT HOLD O

[THE_MAVERICK has been banned]

"Arright, you're making your character?" Aubrey scratches her chin.

"Mhm, I kinda like this guy," Sunny hums, selecting the Inkling style and choosing a pale skintone. "Oh, wow, I can choose any hairstyle?"

"Hell yeah, they abolished gender in this game, anarchy fucking rules."

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: WHOOP WHOOP FUCK THE ESTABLISHMENT 🗣️🗣️🔥

SurelyYouJustin: CHAOS REIGNS SUPREME!!

frederickfozzie2014: ooo spiky hair

sesbianlex: order shoudve won, side order was so aesthetic

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: cry about it

YaGirlDestiny: Watch him choose bowl cut lmao

"I think I'll go with the bowl cut," Sunny muses, selecting it.

"Mhm, kinda suits you," Aubrey glances away.

YaGirlDestiny: LOL WHAT

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: who are you and what have you done with basebun

DV8C: ?? it's just a bad cut?

sesbianlex: [LINK] "BaseBun grilling the fuck out of players with the bowl cut for 10 minutes"

DV8C: oh wow

DV8C: thats a lot of slurs

"Oh, I have a little evil fish buddy?" Sunny chirps, selecting a hairstyle for Smallfry. "Yes. Pineapple hair."

sesbianlex: pineapple

☆c-shell☆: pineapple

*MOD* ORANGEJOE_FAN_NUM1: pineapple

YaGirlDestiny: pineapple

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: pineapple

SurelyYouJustin: pineapple

[Message deleted]

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*MOD* KandyKim: no spamming

"You can't get any new weapons until Level 2, so just go to the main lobby for now," Aubrey instructs, the tutorial completed. "And just select 'regular battle' with friends, I'll DM you the code."

YaGirlDestiny: oof wait you both have to play turf until level 10 LMAO rip

mini-min: srsly? turf? im leaving this snoozefest

frederickfozzie2014: snoozefest is new splatfest  ?

sesbianlex: game support is dead lollll no more new fests

frederickfozzie2014: aww

"Great, fuckin' Mincemeat," Aubrey mutters under her breath as they spawn into Mincemeat Metalworks.

"Why are we spawning on espresso machines?" Sunny questions.

"New spawn jumping mechanic they added in this game, it's just kinda whatever," Aubrey shrugs. "None of the stages actually do anything interesting with it."

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: herer we go >:]

"It feels very cool though," Sunny says as they launch.

"...true."

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: aww i thought we were gonna get another basebun 'stages are bad' rant

"Try not to aim directly at the floor when painting," Aubrey advises as she heads directly towards the center of the stage. "You paint more when you're facing straight."

"Gotcha."

sesbianlex: eWW he's using stick controls??

DV8C: motion controls are like the main reason im never playing splatoon bruh

YaGirlDestiny: cmon, sticks aren't THAT bad .3.

"I don't like this gun," Sunny pouts, as all his bullets curve around his target.

"Yeah, Jr has really bad accuracy," Aubrey sighs, hitting a quick flick shot on the enemy, splatting them.

"Wow, nice kill," Sunny says excitedly somehow in his monotone tone. "Thanks for the save."

"Heh, you're welcome," Aubrey nods, a tiny, smug smile growing on her face.

YaGirlDestiny: GUUUURL I SAW THAT YOU AINT SLICK >:3

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: 😏

sesbianlex: basebun… can smile!?!?

"Oh shut up," Aubrey groans, returning to a grumpy face. "I was just clipping that kill, that's all."

☆c-shell☆: is this… tsundere? :o

"I'm going to kill Mikhael, I swear to god," she hisses under her breath.

"Oh," Sunny gapes as he turns to the center of the stage where two players have begun rapidly changing forms and jumping. "Is this a Squid Party?"

"Ugh, yeah, just gun 'em down," Aubrey rolls her eyes. "They seriously couldn't have waited to do that in the lobby?"

"I wanna join them."

"... whatever, go ahead."

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: WHO ARE YOU AND WHAT HAVE YOU DONE WITH BASEBUN LMAOOO?!!

Sunny joins them. He huffs. "Yes. Joy."

"Can you at least throw a bomb over here? There's a guy after me," Aubrey asks.

"Join us."

Aubrey grimaces. "No."

"Join us."

"No."

"Pretty please?"

"... no."

"Pretty pretty please? With a cherry on top? And a free ticket for you to the new Spaceboy movie?"

"... fine."

Aubrey joins the Squid Party.

YaGirlDestiny: LMAOOOOOOOO

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: 😏😏😏

DV8C: this is a highly toxic splatoon streamer?

SurelyYouJustin: ... I-

☆c-shell☆: is this for real???! 😆

sassy_Squatch: im gonna go spread the word..

sesbianlex: GIRL YOU ARE DOWN BAD LOLOLOL

*MOD* KandyKim: i thought we had something basebun.. /j

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: WHERE IS THE REAL BASEBUN?!?!

frederickfozzie2014: squid party is fun :)

*MOD* ORANGEJOE_FAN_NUM1: ENJOY THAT SQUID PARTY OMORI, WOO!!!

[Slow mode active]

"I am going to kill every single one of you," Aubrey groans as the victory screen plays out, glaring directly into her webcam.

sesbianlex: bro thinks she can regain her aura after spending a whole minute squidflopping lol

"Are you gonna kill me too?" Sunny asks.

She sighs. "No, you're good."

"Yay."

YaGirlDestiny: aww wholesome :3

"Shut-"

"Oh, I leveled up," Sunny remarks.

"Oh, cool, you can use those golden tickets now," Aubrey explains. "If you go out to the weapon shop, you can buy any 3 weapons with them."

"Alright," he nods, entering the shop. He scans the weapon selection. "I remember liking the Sploosh-o-matic in Splatoon 2, I think I'll get it," Sunny muses.

Aubrey visibly sweats.

SurelyYouJustin: 👀👀

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

YaGirlDestiny: last chance basebun.. >;))

splooshism72117: yes join the dark side

[splooshism72117 has been banned]

sesbianlex: [LINK] "BaseBun crashing out over Sploosh for 30 minutes" you wanna make it 31 minutes?

Aubrey sighs, looking away from her webcam. "I... think you'd like it."

YaGirlDestiny: LOLOLOOOOLOLOL

*MOD* ItsaMeMari: 😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏😏

SurelyYouJustin: honestly i ship it

HAIL_QUEEN_PEARL: BASEBUN'S BEEN REPLACED LMFAOOOOOO

mini-min: i leave for 5 fucking minutes

DV8C: i get it now. i’m following

☆c-shell☆: hehehehehehehehehehe

*MOD* ORANGEJOE_FAN_NUM1: GET THAT SPLOOSH-O-MATIC OMORI WOOO-HOO!!!

frederickfozzie2014: aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa

*MOD* KandyKim: pft

sesbianlex: here lies basebun’s aura: she simped too close to the sun

Aubrey stands up out of her chair. "Ok, FUCK ALL OF Y-"

[This stream has ended]

[VIDEO: "Angry Splatoon streamer being tsundere for 16 minutes"] [Views: 2.4M]

"This is the worst possible timeline," Aubrey groans, covering her face with her hands.

"At least the world knows how cute you are now," Sunny pats her on the head, planting a kiss on her forehead.

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Day 1: A Sparkle in Your Eyes (Festival)

• Everything is too loud for Sunny
• Sunny and Aubrey play with sparklers in her quiet backyard
• Probably just a drawing, maybe pixel art

• Faraway Town festival thing
• Sunny is overwhelmed with the noise
• Memory of Mari holding his hand to calm him down
• Aubrey drags him away, and the two play with sparklers in her backyard
• Hooligans wingmanning?

Day 2: Welcome to Our Space (Dream)

• Aubrey's Headspace
• Shared Headspace (Ourspace)

Aubrey's Headspace (Comic) (Maybe pixel?)

"Well… first, try closing your eyes."

"Mhm."

"Then… think of a door."

"It's very pink!"

"Now… what do you think is behind that door?"

"Maybe… Spaceboy's space ship?"

"Ha ha, I think that's in mine too, but it's a little further out."

Day 3: This is a very nice bar (Cafe/Bar)

• Co-workers
• Running into each other again at a bar (post-truth?)
• Sunny and Aubrey beat you to death with a metal bar

Day 4: I would put those two on a boat (Sick)

• Hanahaki😈
• Who has it? Uhhh both
• Post-Truth, as a nice garnish
• wait this is literally just 'you smile and i get sunburned' but more angst
• uhhhhhhh ok youngburn hanahaki and mari is torn between 'these two would be so cute together' and 'i don't want my brother to fucking die because of that 10% rejection chance'

Day 5: (Band)

Basic Band AU

• Sunny: Bass
• Aubrey: Guitarist
• Kel: Drums
• Basil: Vocalist

• Sunny gets into playing UNBEATABLE
• Aubrey cosplays as Beat
• Li'l comic?

Day 6: I AM BREAD (Free Space)

• OMORI & YAMA
• I AM BREAD
• Susie & Noelle cosplay FemSunny
• Welcome to Free Space
• Free Parking Monopoly Argument

• AUBREY: OMORI, would you still love me if I was bread!?
• OMORI: 👍
• SUNNY: AUBREY, would you still love me if I was bread?
• Aubrey:

Day 7: Face it Aubrey, YOUR'E CRINGE (Streaming)

• Sunny is a faceless streamer, plays lots of N64 games cuz I think he would, sucks at FPS because no depth perception
• Aubrey is popular for gamer rage
• Aubrey calmly teaches Sunny how to play Splatoon (because I don't know COD) and it goes viral