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    "He could sense his CV was going to need an update. First class degree, worked in bookshop, part-time burglar. Employers would be clambering for him."

    Bilbo Baggins is nothing special. At least, that's what he would tell you. He just wants to finish his degree in peace and that's what he is expecting to happen.

    Until Grey shows up at his door.

    Suddenly Bilbo finds himself carted across the country in pursuit of adventure - accompanied by thirteen less than reputable men, among them Thorin Oakenshield, who bears a grudge and who Bilbo certainly does NOT think is handsome. At all.

    Meanwhile, at Cambridge University, the villain Smaug lies in wait and it appears Bilbo is the one to finally give him his comeuppance.

    In which a uni roadtrip goes awry, an old wrong is righted and Bilbo becomes more and more convinced that Grey isn't even a student.

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