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Harry: Whoah Draco is so handsome!! I do wish I could peg that boy. 🤤🤤
Snape overhears Harry.
Snape: Hah! You will never bag him. He is way out of your league!!
Harry: You’ll see.. I’ll bag that man. 😈😈
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Harry bumps into someone. (Golly gee, I do wonder who it is..)
Harry: Hey!! Watch where you’re goi- la la la la la la la laaaaaa
Draco: Watch where you’re going. Tsk.. 🙄
Harry: W-Wait!!
Draco: What??
Harry grabs paper and a pen from his butthole.
Draco: Where did that come from??!
Harry: Don’t mind that!! I need your autograph!!!!
Draco: No thank you!! Harry: Please? Draco: Okay.
Draco signs the paper.
Harry: Thank you so much!!
Someone bumps into Harry so he “accidentally” kisses Draco. 😮😮
Draco: Ew ew ew!!!
Harry: I like you!!
Draco: I think we all know that.. Thanks?
Harry: Please date me!!!!!
Draco: Okay I guess..? It’s kind of a win-win situation for us both.
Harry: Yay!! I love you so much my honey bunch sweetie cutie pie!!
Draco: Getting into pet names that fast? I love you too, I guess?
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A few months of dating.
Draco: I think I like you for real now.. Draco kisses Harry.
Harry: He kisses Draco back.
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