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    Sometimes, though, Patrick doesn’t answer. Sometimes it just pisses him off, too. As if he’s nothing more than Art’s good little dog. As if he’s been waiting by the phone for ten years, yearning for a California area code. As if he lies in bed every night and jerks off sadly thinking about blonde hair and blue-brown eyes. Patrick despises feeling like Art’s backburner project, something he’s kept on the side for all these years just in case he starts feeling oh-so stifled by his American fucking dream.

    Patrick hopes he chokes on it.

    --
    the inherent mysticism of the telephone. the inherent mysticism of a man you used to know. Hilarity ensues! (it doesn't)

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