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1. Short Circuit by undecidedscorpio

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Metatron (Good Omens)
   • Muriel is a Sweetheart (Good Omens)
   • good old fashion blowjob
   • Apology dance
   • The Ritz
   • the Bentley can find a parking spot for themselves
   • shattered glass but make it sexy
   • idiots to lovers
   • This is how season 3 should start
   • I will cry if its NOT

   Summary

   Hi!

   This is the first fic that I have a) finished and b) still liked. I have SO MANY DRAFTS but not so much time

   Feedback is greatly appricated! I need to get better at writing smut....

   ANYWAY

   Summary:
   Aziraphale's brain short circuited and didn't begin functioning again until he was at the top of the lift with the Metatron.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   4,037

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   7

   Hits:

   157