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1. Cal and Andre Sittin’ in a Tree B-A-R-F-I-N-G by messyschmutt

   Fandoms: Zero Day (2003)  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   23 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Calvin Gabriel/Andre Kriegman
   • Calvin Gabriel & Andre Kriegman
   • Andre Kriegman
   • Calvin Gabriel
   • Vomiting
   • Emetophilia
   • Cal Gabriel has Emetophilia
   • Everyone Is Gay
   • Teenage boy shenanigans
   • Mutual Masturbation
   • oh lard they’re jarkin that thang
   • I Was High When I Wrote This
   • well okay not for the entire fic just some parts i was high while i wrote
   • Sickfic
   • Sick Character
   • Consensual But Not Safe Or Sane
   • Clothed Masturbation
   • does that include them only having their dicks out?
   • improper use of vomit
   • Vomit As Lube
   • Spit As Lube
   • Come Eating
   • Graphic Depictions of Illness
   • ok i think that’s all the tags
   • nope I lied
   • Risk Aware Consensual Kink
   • Horny Teenagers
   • Self-Indulgent
   • vomit play

   Summary

   idk what else to title this. but it’s another caldre emeto fic where they puke and then use each other’s puke as lube for mutual masturbation yk just the usual from me.

   also idk if this counts as underage sex but if it does just pretend i put a warning for it thank yew

   Series

   • Part 29 of quickies
   • Part 7 of On That School Shooter Emeto Grindset
   • Part 10 of Spreading the Calvin Pervriel Agenda

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   2,243

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