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“Holy fucking shit, how do you get *those*?”
Jean stops drying his hair, pulls the towel off his head, and stands at full height. Right below his eye level is the newcomer, face tilted up, eyes green and sparkling.
“Hm?”
“Your fucking cumgutters are *exquisitely defined*. What the hell do you do to get that?”
It is not the worst come-on Jean has ever encountered, but it’s up there.
“Lots of speed.” Jean says in a gruff tone, hoping to dissuade the stranger from further engaging with him, but the man only beams brighter.
“Ah see, that’s the issue. I’m more of a rugged alcoholic.”
Jean snorts at that.
“I’m Harry.” He says, extending his hand like Jean asked.
“Good for you.” Jean replies, slamming his locker shut.