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“Hey ladies, how are you doing around here?” Travis said in the most sultry tone he could muster like Dante taught him to. He smirked too.
“Oh my you are the sexiest man out here!” Dante exclaimed as he fell into Travis’s arms. He certainly was sexy though… That’s what Dante thought but they’re just bros!!!1!!! It’s not like that!!!11! Totally!!11!! “I’m already in love with you!!” He swooned as he caressed the albino’s cheek.
Travis flushed. “Was it actually good Dante?” He asked as he batted his beautiful emerald eyes. “Yes, Travy wavy!!” He batted his eyes like those anime girls in the mangas that Travis read.
“Stop calling me thatttttt” Travis said in a mock annoyed voice as he dropped Dante to the floor on his ass. “Owwwwwww that hurttttt” Dante whined like a fucking twink. “My poor voluptuous buttocks!!!1!!” Travis was curious…. Was Dante’s ass really big? He never really looked at his bro’s ass before… He’s only looked at girls’ asses because Dante said that was hot…
Dante stood up and rubbed the part of his ass that hurt. Travis noticed it jiggled!!!1!! “Oh my goodness Dante you have such a big ass!” He exclaimed. The bluenet’s face turned red!! Holy moly!! His bro was looking at his ass!!!1!! “It’s quite voluptuous I may say ;) It looks just like a BBL, did you happen to get one? Or is it all natural?” Travis whispered as he sauntered over to him. “Wow bro… You’re so handsome…” Dante murmured, as he started blushing more… He could almost kiss him… Travis leaned close to Dante’s face, it was almost like those cringey ass anime romcoms that he watched… “So… How about it baby?~” The albino winked. “Yes Travy wavy!!” Dante blurted out, and he flushed red. Did he seriously just call him that unironically? Well it’s not gay to kiss the homies if you have socks on right? He slammed their faces together, Travis’s eyes widening until fluttering closed, their tongues wrapping around each other.
After a few minutes, they parted from each other’s lips. “Wow Travis, it seems you’ve improved on your kissing skills.. The ladies will certainly love your lips” Dante said after flipping his luscious blue locks. Travis was in awe, “R-Really?!” He exclaimed. He wasn’t sure how Dante could look so majestic after literally tongue fucking for 5 minutes.
That certainly was quite the flirting session… But it’s not gay, they swear!!