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1. Sex Education for Outside Entities by Salora_Rainriver

   Fandoms: ENA - Joel G (Web Series)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Gen
   • Complete Work

   25 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Original Characters
   • ENA (ENA)
   • White and Red ENA (ENA)
   • Hoarder Alex (ENA)
   • posting this before my perfectionism forces me to rage at it for another freaking week
   • i don't know what the fuck you expect me to tag this as because its literally an in-universe sex ed document
   • abstract acts of intimacy
   • pregnancy mention but its weird pregnancy
   • Weird Sex
   • weird life cycles
   • normal sex described weirdly
   • mostly reliable narrator. only mostly
   • it's not like he's wrong/lying he's just not a professional researcher
   • he's not basing his information on best practices etc.
   • 'unreliable narrator if you have the standards of a fucking scientist' can that be a tag?
   • No Smut
   • that's right. this m-rated fic is full of descriptions of weird sex and none of it can be considered smut by any reasonable standard
   • because I am a god damn professional
   • lots and lots of tiny little jokes about sex and society and other things that I've scattered around the field like little crumb-sized eastie eggs
   • as is my Brand at this point
   • oh and how could i forget the most important tag
   • Worldbuilding
   • so much god damn worldbuilding

   Summary

   You found yourself in a strange new body, in a strange new world. With the help of an “orientation guide,” along with a few new friends, you’ve managed to make some semblance of order out of the nonsensical chaos that is your new home.
   There’s just one problem.
   See, among the many strange people you’ve met in this world, there was this sentient pair of pants, and he was trying to get laid.
   And.
   You just.
   … How?
   -- --
   This is a continuation of Orientation Guide for Outside Entities, dedicated to answering the most burning question of all.

   Series

   • Part 5 of the Conceptual Anomaly Anthology

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   English

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