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nono @noah4782
I have been waiting for years for this.
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
for what bro
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nono @noah4782
... dude
Panda News ✔️ @panda-news
Today is the annual Young Visionaries contest! Live reports will be coming every half hour!
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
... dude it happens every year, why were you waiting for years.
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luciefr @louiscooks
DUDE ARTEMIS FOWL AND GRAYSON HAWTHORNE ARE GOING TO BE WITHIN A 10 MILE RADIUS OF ONE ANOTHER.
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
... are those names supposed to mean something?
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
my brother from another mother, I really want to disown you rn.
celeb watch @celebwatch
ARTEMIS FOWL AND GRAYSON HAWTHORNE: A RIVALRY
Despite their renowned names, the Fowl-Grayson rivalry started ten years ago to this day, with the newest generation of each. Perhaps it was their incredibly high intelligence, their need for competition, or simply the fact that neither Fowl Sr. nor Tobias Hawthorne had been pioneers in the same field, but one thing's for sure: this competition is anything but friendly.
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
what the hell
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luciefr @louiscooks
yeah, jameson poured juice into artemis's hair when they were 3
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luciefr @louiscooks
he's still proud of it
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luciefr @louiscooks
grayson and artemis don't have a rivalry tho ... what article is this dumbass @eddie-squidward
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
:(
luciefr @louiscooks
I GOT TICKETS FOR THE YOUNG VISIONARIES THING!!!! :D
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luciefr @louiscooks
AVERY GRAMBS HIRED US FOR CATERING!
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nono @noah4782
OMG YOU LUCKY FUCKER, KEEP US UPDATED
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luciefr @louiscooks
SHE'S PAYING ME FOR EACH HOUR BUT WE'RE LITERALLY GOING TO BE SERVING LUNCH AND THATS IT, LIKE WHAT ELSE DO I DO?? I GOTCHU NOAH.
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#2. Artemis Fowl
#3. Hawthorne Foundation
luciefr @louiscooks
so I get Grayson Hawthorne, his family is funding the whole damn thing.
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luciefr @louiscooks
what the fuck is Artemis Fowl doing here.
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luciefr @louiscooks
he never leaves his house.
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k for karlo @k_k_k_k_k
i thought he was a vampire
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<3 @dtarg
so did I
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da wizard of oz @kae
so did I
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SCONES AND CHOCOLATE GALORE ✔️ @xander
so did i
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luciefr @louiscooks
? WHY IS XANDER HAWTHORNE IN MY REPLIES???
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SCONES AND CHOCOLATE GALORE ✔️ @xander
he's certainly smart enough to figure out a way to not die in the sun! or maybe he just sparkles like Edward Cullen!!
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luciefr @louiscooks
XANDER!?
nono @noah4782
usually we get Minerva Paradizo (the queen herself) but she had some emergency come up. And her replacement is the other virgin goddess, Artemis Fowl.
luciefr @louiscooks
what the fuck is Artemis Fowl doing here.
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nono @noah4782
and Grayson's always there, so this is going to be fun!!!!!!
nono @noah4782
HELLO WHERE IS ARTEMIS AND WHERE IS GRAYSON???
Panda News ✔️ @panda-news
Halfway through the day, both the medical and engineering panels have ended. Here are our highlights: link
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
relax, noah, they have to show up eventually
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luciefr @louiscooks
last time i got a picture with him, but he's not even here?? is artemis replacing him???
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nono @noah4782
YOU GOT A PICTURE WITH GRAYSON HAWTHORNE AND YOU DIDN'T TELL ME???
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luciefr @louiscooks
NOT THE FUCKING POINT NOAH
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#1. Where is Grayson Hawthorne
#2. Young Visionaries
#3. Artemis Fowl
luciefr @louiscooks
fowl located
[9x zoomed in picture of Artemis Fowl at a panel seat]
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
OMG OF COURSE, IT'S THE BUSINESS PANEL!!!
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
lmfao does he have a hickey
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
...
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nono @noah4782
...
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luciefr @louiscooks
...
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
what????
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luciefr @louiscooks
HE'S RIGHT GODDAMNIT
[in better lighting, we see a hickey.]
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nono @noah4782
HE HAS A WHAT!?
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
OUR ARTEMIS FOWL?? A HICKEY?? WHO IS GIVING HIM A GODDAMN HICKEY???
luciefr @louiscooks
oh look, there's grayson
[a photo of grayson hawthorne]
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
oh god, what did he do to his hair, he looks like Jameson
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nono @noah4782
is it the lighting or is he turning into a tomato
[zoomed in photo of Grayson]
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luciefr @louiscooks
did he get sunburned??? but he didn't go outside all day??
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
that's a blush y'all
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
... wait
purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
WOAH THERE WHAT IS THIS
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[zoomed in picture of two people leaving a dark room. one is blond and the other is brunette.]
sam i am @not-the-only-sam
WHAT THE FUCK
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nono @noah4782
you didn't even know these people until today ...?
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
i'm invested now :(
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nono @noah4782
valid
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nono @noah4782
WAIT IS THAT GRAYSON AND ARTEMIS???
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luciefr @louiscooks
it could be jameson ...? maybe they were fighting like they did that one time in 2017 ...?
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
lmfao remember that? Tobias Hawthorne released like five press statements, he was so pissed.
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nono @noah4782
BUT JAMESON ISN'T THAT SHORT. OR THAT PALE.
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luciefr @louiscooks
ain't no way T-T
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#2. Artemis Fowl
#3. Panda News
nono @noah4782
#graytemis from the beginning
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
since when noah????
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nono @noah4782
since now!!???
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
valid #graytemis
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luciefr @louiscooks
#graytemis
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
#graytemis
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nono @noah4782
...
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
i'm invested okay
luciefr @louiscooks
they're both yappers #graytemis
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luciefr @louiscooks
it's not even funny, both of them went for almost 50 minutes each i hate this
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luciefr @louiscooks
i could never hate them #graytemis
luciefr @louiscooks
HELLO GRAYSON HAWTHORNE TRIPPED OVER HIS GODDAMN CHAIR LMFAOOO
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luciefr @louiscooks
HE FELL OFF THE STAGE???
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SCONES AND CHOCOLATE GALORE ✔️ @xander
omg he lived right?
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luciefr @louiscooks
XANDER????
luciefr @louiscooks
@noah4782 @noah4782 @noah4782 hurry tf up
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nono @noah4782
bitch what the fuck
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luciefr @louiscooks
i left to take a piss also i didn't want to watch grayson die on the ground
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
he's like 20 ...?
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luciefr @louiscooks
but he fell off the stage
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sam i am @not-the-only-sam
this was not mentioned earlier
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luciefr @louiscooks
so im in the stall, right, and i heard some people come in, and i was about to get out, but uh ....
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nono @noah4782
buddy what. i don't need to hear if you're constipated
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luciefr @louiscooks
[audio recording - 1:26]
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nono @noah4782
BITCH IS THAT GRAYSON HAWTHORNE
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nono @noah4782
BITCH IS HE WITH ARTEMIS FOWL
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nono @noah4782
IS ARTEMIS FOWL COMFORTING GRAYSON HAWTHORNE??
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purple pickled peppers @eddie-squidward
i didn't know he could do that damn
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luciefr @louiscooks
#graytemis is canon holy shit
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nono @noah4782
of course it was why were you doubting it???
nono @noah4782
omg #graytemis is actually canon
celeb watch @celebwatch
Artemis Fowl on a date with mysterious tall blond? click to read further
TRENDING:
#1. #graytemis
#2. Grayson Hawthorne
#3. Artemis Fowl
Artemis Fowl II ✔️ @artemisii
Why is it a mystery? Anyone with sense can see it's Grayson.
celeb watch @celebwatch
Artemis Fowl on a date with mysterious tall blond? click to read further
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nono @noah4782
what the fuck
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luciefr @louiscooks
WHAT THE FUCK
TRENDING:
#1. #graytemis
#2. Artemis Fowl
#3. Where is Grayson Hawthorne?
G.H ✔️ @graysondhawthorne
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