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  1. Public Bookmark 32

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    This is not a story about victory.
    It’s about what comes after.
    About the quiet ways we fall apart, and the people we take down with us.
    About the love we almost had—and the damage we never outran.

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    02 Oct 2025

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    Kimi Antonelli texts the wrong number. Oddly enough, they're getting along.

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    28 Sep 2025

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    Daniel
    Okay, @Liam. Welcome to the offical F1 chat. This is the real deal here. Top secret. More secret than the CIA. Basically, Checo and I are straight. No one else is.

    Liam Lawson stumbles across George Russell and Alex Albon making out in a club bathroom and messages Yuki Tsunoda about it... little does he realise what he has uncovered...

    Basically: the entire grid, apart from (Daniel) and Checo, are gay and there is a super secret chat called the F1 Fruit Vendors where they talk all things SLAY AND GAY (Daniel's words).

    Chat and longer form writing fic that began silly but quickly became angsty. So it’s a real mix of silly miscommunication shenanigans and angsty miscommunication drama in the fruity orchard. If there is one thing we know about the orchard - there will be miscom, horny shenanigans and angst. It begins at the start of the 2024 season will go through the year... and maybe into 2025. Everyone is here and getting up to mischief in the orchard.

    Has been updated from teen audiences to mature.

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    17 Sep 2025

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    February 20th, 2025 --- Oliver Bearman creates a group chat. Chaos reigns supreme.

     

    Or: A chat fic following the 2025 Formula 1 season.

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    17 Sep 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 23

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    what if there was a top10 ATP players groupchat?

    inspired by a tweet I read saying "wish there was a top 10 atp player gc (like the f1 drivers gc) because the thought of every time someone leaves the top 10, they immediately get kicked out is objectively so funny"

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    10 Aug 2025

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