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“Ok, I'll give you some of the basics,” Jerry said cheerfully, sitting across from Rodrick on his bed.
Rodrick waved his hand, “no no no, I want to know the good stuff. You know, the swears and the slang.”
“If you insist,” he giggled. “Try saying ‘Que te den por culo.’”
“Que tay den poor coolo.”
“Youre close…” he then repeated it slowly, “Qquuee ttee ddeenn ppoorr ccoolloo.”
“Que te den por culo,” Rodrick said.
“What does that mean?”
“It means like ‘go f^ck yourself’ or ‘f^ck off.’”
“WOAH REALLY??” Rodrick said with excitement.
Jerry nodded, “yeah, and there's a lot of other stuff, too! Trying saying ‘perra.’”
“What about that one?” He asked. “What does it mean?”
“B^tch,” Jerry responded.
“Perra. That's useful,” Rodrick joked. “Give me another one,” he said eagerly.
“Te amo,” Jerry smiled. Rodrick gave a curious look, one that definitely meant ‘what does that mean?’ “That one means I love you,” he said cheerfully.
Rodrick blushed, “come here,” he said as he grabbed Jerry’s waist and hugged him. He hugged him back as they leaned over, now lying on the bed. Rodrick lifted his head up and kissed Jerry.
Rodrick finally spoke,
“Te amo…”