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1. Disastrously Yours by alicechasingrabbits

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Adult Hermione Granger
   • Adult Draco Malfoy
   • Post-Second Wizarding War with Voldemort (Harry Potter)
   • Friends with Benefits
   • Love/Hate
   • Idiots in Love
   • Cupboard Sex
   • One Night Stands
   • Ministry of Magic Employee Hermione Granger
   • Fluff and Smut
   • Draco Malfoy is Bad at Feelings
   • Possessive Draco Malfoy
   • Jealous Draco Malfoy
   • Draco Malfoy is a Little Shit
   • Courting Rituals
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Humor
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy are Co-Workers

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy drunkenly drags Hermione Granger to his flat, where one spectacularly bad decision (shagging) becomes a recurring life choice neither of them can stop making.

   He tries to court her with black funeral roses, sabotage her dates, and even joins the Auror Department just to stalk her professionally.

   Together they discover a beautiful, chaotic cycle: bicker, snog, shag, regret, repeat — and somehow it’s the healthiest unhealthy relationship they’ll ever have.

   Language:

   English

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   7/7

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