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    Fandoms: How to Train Your Dragon (Animated Movies)  

    17 Sep 2025

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    Meeting Snotlout Jorgenson is like receiving a very prettily wrapped gift that you don't realize is from the most annoying person that you know until you read the insulting card. And then you open it, and it's something nearly impossible to attain that you desperately need.

    Saying thank you feels like groveling, accepting it is a punch to the gut, throwing it away is impossible to think about, and using it lets Snotlout win.

    Eret is in a no win situation, there's no turning back, and if he doesn't start dating Snotlout Jorgenson soon, he thinks he might explode.

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