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1. I'm Too Drunk For This by GhostWritingNightmares

   Fandoms: Abbott Elementary (TV)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/F
   • Complete Work

   29 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Melissa Schemmenti & Reader
   • Melissa Schemmenti & You
   • Melissa Schemmenti & Original Character
   • Melissa Schemmenti
   • Mom! Melissa Schemmenti
   • College Age! Reader
   • tw: alcohol
   • TW: Time Jumps
   • Multifandom Series
   • Renee Rapp inspo
   • this is only amplifying my mommy issues
   • don't tell my mom

   Summary

   Summary: Mom! Melissa Schemmenti & College Age! Reader. Melissa has shown you a life of love and compassion, but when you get to college, all of her life lessons go out the door. You are drunk... and suffering till Melissa comes to save you.

   Warning: Talks of heavy drinking, Academic Probation, Disappointed Mom! Schemmenti, Some time jumps

   Series

   • Part 1 of Don't Tell My Mom

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   3,117

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Comments:

   4

   Kudos:

   15

   Hits:

   274