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Thor Pwns Wal-Mart: the saga of Jane Foster and Thor Odinsson OR Jane and Thor make a Porno (well, if anybody was filming it they would be) by charis2770
Fandoms: Marvel, Marvel Adventures: Avengers, The Avengers (2012), The Avengers - Ambiguous Fandom
26 Feb 2013
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Summary
This story takes place after the Avengers movie. Jane is really happy Thor's back. She's also rapidly running out of clothes. And food. And furniture. To begin with, Jane Foster finds out what happens when you take the god of Thunder shopping at Wal Mart. It rains a lot. There is a lot of sex. Everbody ends up in New York. Thor is very toppy and Jane doesn't mind one bit. A lot of limits are pushed, but not crossed. This story attempts to be true to my idea of the canon relationships as I see them in the Marvel Movieverse. Also have I mentioned that there is a ton of sex? I personally envision the Avengers as really complicated, messed up people, and that's how I tend to write them. Also, even though there's hardly ever more than kissing in super hero movies, I think after you save the world and nearly die and see your friends nearly get killed too, your blood's probably up a bit and you're gonna have needs. I love Thor's character, and I entirely disagree with his portrayal as a buffoon and an idiot. He's an alien, and he doesn't always get Earth culture, but he's a good man with very strong opinions about what he wants, nor is he afraid to take it. If you don't ship it, don't read it. Or do. You might change your mind.