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In the Empty SEKAI…
Angry stomping can be heard across the SEKAI. I mean, it's literally empty, of course even the lightest of footsteps can be heard. But who the HELL is it from? Yes, you guessed it, Niigo KAITO.
“Stupid Miku… Stupid Kagamine twins… Even stupider Luka…” He mumbles in his breath, kicking a random rock from the barren, lonely lake. Must be another product of Mafuyu's feelings. “MEIKO's the only one to understand that they baby everyone in the SEKAI too much. And even she's holding back!” But then…
Ding! He gets an idea. Why doesn't he just… try to get into the real world? Like, not as a hologram, as an… actual person, you know? But how would he even do that in the first place?
At the same time, soft and quiet stomping can be heard across a different SEKAI. It's bright and welcoming, with mascots everywhere! And you guessed where it was from… WxS KAITO. Give yourself a pat to the back!
“KAITOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!” A loud, manly but hoarse scream can be heard from somewhere, louder than the triumphant music blasting. It was Tsukasa!
“KAITO-san, our precious troupe leader! Will you come to the real world with us for a show?!”
KAITO looks confused as hell. Obviously he can as a hologram, but will he be able to perform as one though?
“Err… I'm not sure, but no harm in trying, right?”
Suddenly, Tsukasa falls on his knees, pleading and begging. “Pleeeease with a cherry on top?! We need a tall, blue-haired handsome old man with a showman's baton!”
“...Old?” Kaito responds awkwardly. “I'll try later. In the meantime, can you please call Rui to help?”
The next day…
Niigo KAITO looks around. No people around, perfect. Time to execute his plan and go to the real world, where he can finally convince all the Niigo members to speak their truth…
And at the same time, WxS KAITO's ready. I mean, he's a bit scared, but what kind of troupe leader will he be if he can't take risks?!
“Alright, I'm ready. 3… 2… 1…” Both KAITOs say to themselves, unaware of the things that'll happen next. Hehe foreshadowing :)
Poof!
“Did it work..?” Niigo KAITO looks around and shuts his eyes quickly after being overwhelmed by the flashing lights, the loud noises and literally everything. What?! How is he here?!
“Wh-What is this place?!”
Suddenly, he hears the rustling of some bushes. “Who's there?!”
“KAITO-SAN!!! WONDERHOOOOOOOOOOY!!!!!” Emu shouts, catching KAITO off-guard while grabbing the closest weapon he can find, a showman's baton. And with a quick swish, he accidentally sends Emu flying.
“That'll teach you to not provoke me-” KAITO exclaims, breathing heavily, until he realizes the gravity of the situation. It was EMU, one of Mafuyu's friends… What has he done?! He hasn't even introduced himself, and has already garnered a bad reputat-
“That was SO FUN!! I didn't know you were strong like that!” Emu exclaims, not a single scar nor bruise on her body… KAITO looks at her weirdly, trying to hide how furious he feels right now. First, he failed his mission… and now he has to be stuck with a weirdly strong and cheerful small girl?! And… an eccentric teenage boy…