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1. The City that Never Sleeps by Illuminescence for stillproperverse

   Fandoms: Taskmaster (UK TV) RPF  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   29 Aug 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Greg Davies/Alex Horne
   • Alex Horne (British Comedy RPF)
   • Greg Davies
   • RPF
   • New York City
   • Kidnapping
   • platonic almost sex in a car
   • Hurt/Comfort
   • Insomnia
   • Handcuffs
   • Love Confessions
   • Comfort Sex
   • Sort Of
   • shlocktober
   • actual handcuffs
   • 96ing
   • sex as a sedative
   • Swearing
   • Car Accidents
   • Blood and Injury
   • Holding Hands
   • Italian Mafia
   • Fear of Death
   • bottle episode
   • look 'sex' is a tricky thing to define and I don't think this has it but it's borderline
   • Fondling
   • Hugs

   Summary

   Greg and Alex just had a really fantastic interview with Seth Meyers for his Late Show in New York, and - barring a quick stage-door encounter with some excitable and generous fans - are eager to get back to their hotel rooms and get some rest.

   They climb into the Escalade. It pulls away and turns the corner, going right, and then everything goes dangerously, terrifyingly wrong.

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   Written for Schlocktober and SchlockTMtober, using all three of the prompts for day 25: Actual Handcuffs, 96ing, and Sex as a Sedative.
   This was supposed to have a word count limit of ~1000 words, and I am a mere 7000 words over. Please clap.

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