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Entertainment Board>Blue Blood Project>[Rant]Stop sponge on my lovely Yocchan!!!!
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: What does he even want? I woke up this morning wanting to catch a glimpse of my Yocchan’s adorable sleeping face, and who the hell was sleeping beside him? Freakin’ Bluehead again! Then, I thought maybe Yocchan would be hungry later, so I sent him a carefully selected nutrition-packed breakfast. And guess what? He shared it with that guy. AGAIN. Can that deadweight stop leeching off Yocchan and the resources I paid for? Can we STOP bundle my darling with this bluehead and selling their ship already? What, we as Yocchan’s solo stan all dead now? I’m seriously at my limit—when is Hiori Yo getting eliminated already?
→ Grape, how many times is this now? Isn’t this your third post this month complaining about this? LMAO you’re starting to sound like a scorned ex. Didn’t you already complain abt this last night?
→ Honestly, how rich is Grape? Being able to send food packs daily? One snack pack would be my entire salary. Are you some major sponsor from Zone 1?
→ Can Yume girls stop pretending to be solo stans? Hiosagi is a perfect match and you’re not even in the scenario, lol. Face it, your love is gay.
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: Oh, that will be GREAT because I’m a boy too. Even if Isagi’s gay, he’d still marry me.
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: Shippers OUT of my post. How are they “perfectly matched” exactly? There was one time that he the one who froze in the middle of combat and almost ruined Isagi’s whole strategy!! And that was with the weapon I sent him. Like, does he have no shame? How can he still stay by Isagi’s side with such an ease??? Leave my Yocchan ALONE.
→ Must be a Zone-1 resident for real…
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: Only me as a Zone-1 citizen can give my love Yocchan the life he deserve. Isagi will know that wealth is the best foundation for love and marriage!
→ What did Hiori even do to you? You’re the one who are delulu abt Isagi; Isagi chose Hiori as his friend and partner. Stop blaming Hiori.
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: “chose”? My Yocchan’s just too kind, that’s why that bluehead keep sponge on him; and you fans and shippers not care abt poor Yocchan at all! Don’t worry, he might not notice your dirty deeds, but I did!!
→ Zone-1 arrogance’s here… But honestly, am I the only one who thinks there’s more going on between Hiori and Isagi? It doesn’t feel like just a ship bait. Isagi isn’t the type to be all love-struck—it feels more like strategy?
→ How many Yume boy are there for Isagi again? Starting to lose count. There is also a anti-fans + yume boy account named “OctapusEatTheSprouts” I think... He was a fan of Kaiser, but he started to post many contents abt Isagi recently...
→ I can't read this anymore—can the Yume boys try to THINK before posting? Hiori clearly helped Isagi a ton. Hiori freezing mid-fight was something happened when they were not familiar with each other. Now they collaborate perfectly. They just have different roles. Hiori’s a crack shot with firearms; of course the rifle you sent works better in Hiori’s hands, hello??
After that, Hiori kept covering from range, and their synergy got so tight Isagi didn’t even need to look—Hiori already knew when to pull the trigger. That’s why Hiori never got exposed. Anyone trying to pick a fight with Isagi needs to think twice bec their coordination. Remember last week when Isagi got dragged into 551’s turf and lost his terrain advantage? Who rushed back in time to scare the guy off before Isagi got gutted?
→ “OctapusEatTheSprouts” is apparently working inside Kaiser’s agency… but then he got hooked on the Blue Blood Project show. Doesn’t seem to affect his work irl though.
→ Cosign the analysis above. OP, you’re just ignoring reality (classic Yume boy behavior). First off, Isagi shines at close-quarters with knives + footwork + terrain tricks. Hiori is the mid-to-long-range weapons specialist. And you keep sending Isagi hot weapons that don’t even fit CQC—how’s that not comedy? If Isagi can’t use it, of course Hiori should.
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: I’ll do what I want. GTFO.
→ Lol fine, I’m out. OP’s delulu Yume posting is just wasting my time—I’d rather read the “BlueBloodAnalyst”s’ breakdowns.
→ If Hiori hadn’t been dragged off at the last second in that fight with No. 551, Isagi wouldn’t have ended up in that flower field in the first place. We might’ve avoided No. 551 entirely. And that weird notice of Blue Blood Project’s Official account said “a major benefactor” demanded all pairs be split—especially Isagi and Hiori. Was that sponsor… you????
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: What? Where’s the proof? Stop slandering. Y’all are just mad bec I’m rich!!
→ Jealous of Zone-1 elites squeezing outer-zone’s blood and sweat? Lmao. Literally no one’s jealous.
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: Don’t blame us ‘cause you’re lazy. You’ll never be a Zone-1 elite in your life. [disdain]
→ Speaking of Zone-1—our Michael Kaiser is a legend. Jumped from Zone-15 to Zone-2! His ads are everywhere now. Heaven’s golden boy! Passed Zone-5 and Zone-2 Citizenship Reviews in five years—tell me that’s not destiny (He’s the only one who passed the Zone-2 Citizenship Review). Please support our Mihya meow~
→ I heard abt our golden boy Mihya! Please support Mihya~
→ Kaiser fans in here?? They invited themselves AGAIN???
→ Is “OctapusEatTheSprouts” a Yume boy of Isagi’s? Saw him RT a “Rose” account commissioning Isagi’s Yume fanart.
→ What?? Wasn’t Rose always trash-talking Isagi and calling him as a clown? He even customized an “Territory Acquisition” Match, wanting to eliminate Isagi...
→ ngl that hunting match slapped. Mid-game standoff dragged so long I almost tuned out. Rose’s ideas are solid—he should just join the Blue Blood Project planning team.
→ That’s when I fell for Isagi. He instantly cracked the hidden rules. Then he and Hiori set up that trap to wipe the rioters—chef’s kiss.
→ Yes! Hiori’s first snipe was insane. Headshotting the leader in a full-on brawl without hitting the wrong guys? Insane skill. And last week was even crazier—Hiori sniped while Isagi was grappling with 551. That had to be at least 3km away. Even with the optical sight, I was sweating.
→ Another yume boy ranting? Is the Vent Board about to be flooded by Yume boys? No way. This morning alone we had—Rose: “Is that clown Isagi addicted to ship-sell with that citrus animal? Who even buys this?”; OctapusEatTheSprouts: “Bluehead AGAIN?! Why, why, WHY!”; TheBeast: “That lukewarm was finally insane enough to be with that bluehead??”
→ If that “major benefactor” rumor’s true, it’s probably not OP. The person had to be so spiteful of Isagi that they sent him not just into someone else’s territory, but a wide-open, coverless flower field. 551’s a brute but smart enough to drag Isagi to the middle away from any cover. That left Isagi in disadvantage...
→ You missed another ranting thread here. This one in General Board: BlueBloodAnalyst: “[Analysis] 10 Reasons Hiori Yo and Isagi Yoichi Won’t Work.”
→ Isagi held out until Hiori came. Isagi’s good; Hiori solved it with a 3km snipe. Hiori’s good T.T That was when I started shipping them. Before that, I thought they’re doing ship-selling...
→ Bruh. BlueBloodAnalyst used to be neutral (focus on Isagi later the game), right? How’d he turn into Isagi’s Yume boy? RIP rational analysis. [sweats]
→ He still thinks he’s rational. Leave him to it.
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: Can we not talk about randos? I hate those other so-called Isagi “fans.” And the Isagi they’re drooling over—who even is that? their delusion is uttermost OOC. Some so-called Isagi stans who don’t watch the dailies have no right stating themselves as loving Isagi.
→ GrapeWithBlueBerry: Shippers OUT of my thread! Who cares about Hiori Yo? Who cares if he’s “good”??? If you like that Blue head so much, take him away. Stop leeching off my partner.
→Daily viewer? Grape, you’re hardcore. So much free time… Then again, makes sense—without spare time you couldn’t be sending him three meals a day...
→Tried reasoning with OP forever. Dude’s made of Teflon. My friends are rational but maybe not everyone’s like my friends
→C’mon, we’re in late-mid game. Everyone left is cracked，so the progress is naturally slow. One day off watching won’t miss some important details? Chill.
→Analyst’s understanding of Isagi is fine, not OOC. It’s Rose, Octapus, and TheBeast who always post OOC garbage. Honestly I think Rose and Octapus know each other IRL—the same way they act like “one meet-cute away from marriage”? Comedy gold.
→Huh? The meals were all from Grape? Respect!! Seeing Isagi get that kind of support makes me emotional T.T
→Wasn’t Isagi targeted before bec of a supply drop? Isn’t constant care packages dangerous?
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Y’all don’t get my daily viewing but that’s ok. This is why Yocchan and I are TRUE LOVE.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: There’s an invisible-delivery option. Rose once sent a “supply drop” (literally a nail gun—cheap af) just to expose Isagi’s location. That clown still dares think my partner would look at him? Go die. Yocchan won’t even look at a narcissistic drama peacock.
→Bro… they’re all just Human-rats outside Zone 10. Why are you dead serious about marrying him? You okay?
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: None of your business.
→OP, stop complaining. Hiori and Isagi are obviously close friends. That hug last week wasn’t “scripted,” it was genuine.
→Please. This is still a variety show. Don’t overthink it. Here’s not the playground of delulu Yume boy.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: This is Blue Blood Project, not “My Lovely Neighborhood.” Why should my Yocchan keep babysitting that guy? He has NO use!! He just eats Isagi’s food, wears Isagi’s gear, uses Isagi’s clothes. What’s he good for besides a pretty face and a nice voice? What actual help does he bring?
→People already listed Hiori’s impact during his collaboration with Isagi. You didn’t read a word, huh??[mocking]
→You’re just malding bec the couple’s synced. They’re a perfect pair of a warrior and a sniper. And they hugged like they forgot the world after the fight last week. Cope harder.
→WOW. Did OP just send another snack pack with a message? Bruh, “message with supplies” costs my half-year salary. Rich king, if I support you and Isagi as a couple can you give me some money??
→Isagi read it: “Ah, it’s Mr. Grape again? Thanks so much for always helping me; I’ll try the snack latter.” Then he smiled at the camera so sweetly I almost fainted.
→No one else saw his eyes darken for a sec when he read it? Just me?
→Grape, please send more messages. Isagi’s smile is killing me. Is this the same demon lord Isagi on the battlefield? The gap moe is lethal.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Forgot it was a public cam… Enough. He smiles at me, you’re not allowed to look at my Yocchan.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: ????????????
→Why the ???s, bro? What happened?
→[Blue Blood Project · 24h Live | Isagi Yoichi] Hiori just asked what’s up. Isagi said a supporter sent snacks again and he’ll share. Hiori: “Is it okay to always share your stuff?” Isagi: “It’s fine.”
→Ohhh now I get it. No wonder Grape’s socials are exploding.
[share link | @GrapeLovesBlueberry: “Does that blue-head have no shame? I PAID for Isagi’s…”]
[share link | @GrapeLovesBlueberry: “Stop acting innocent and playing cute, you bluehead!! Yocchan, don’t...”]
[share link | @GrapeLovesBlueberry: “Asking for my partner’s stuff again, you parasite...”]
→[deleted] Wait I know that ID—ChokiDaily? Isn’t that account for the manager of that genius streamer? I remember him complaining Nagi kept watching Blue Blood Project and got invested in Isagi. [deleted]
→Wow those nuked fast. Blink and they’re gone.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: It’s nothing. That account name indicates some past mishaps, and now I changed it. Thanks for reminding
→Started to be curious...[squint]
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: I’m DONE with that bluehead. If he don’t want it, just don’t take it. Why the fake “are you sure?” —and then accept the bigger share like it’s nothing? I’m soooo pissed. Why does he always cling to my Yocchan? When will that parasite leave my darling alone!?
→Anyone else notice Hiori only started to play cute after they made eye contact?
→That’s just them being a couple! Isagi allows it.
→Funny you skip that Isagi gave Hiori the bigger portion because he was thanking Hiori for last week. If you wanna hate, at least stick to the facts.
→Stop looking, Grape—Isagi just said he’ll go out with Hiori. Hiori found a clean pond and wants to take him there to check.
→Isagi even put the snack back and said they’ll eat it together later. OP, thoughts?
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Typical. Finds one pond and acts like he saved the world. [mocking]
→Be serious. First thing is that clean water’s important. Second thing is that you ignore every other contribution of Hiori anyway.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Why does Isagi need him to find water??? If he needs it, I’ll just throw votes and send it. Think I’d let my Yocchan go thirsty? The water and drinks I send probably cost more than your monthly salary. Sit down STFU.
→Love watching Yume boys mald like crazy lol…hiosagi soulmates.[cheers] In the mid-season interview they literally said they’re both dreamers that aimed at the same target. OP, Isa-chan doesn’t know you lol.
→What do you even want, OP? They’re compatible in the field—you’re the one twisting facts. The one who Isagi doesn’t know IS YOU.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Who says I don’t know him? Just bec you can’t afford message slots doesn’t mean I can’t. I just don’t publicize them. The way Isagi talks to me should keep private. He’s so cute—on our first chat he was even flustered. Soooooo adorable! The gap moe is just perfect. I knew right then—he’s my destined partner… [shy] [sob]
[Screenshot: Some dirt is on Isagi’s face. He’s staring at the cam with a confusing face]
→Wait—you’re that rich? You’ve done multiple paid calls??
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: I can afford biweekly calls, yeah.
→Checked the pricing… And I now understand Grape’s wallet. [sweats] Truly Zone-1: rich and idle.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: He blushes when we chat, okay? He clearly has me in his heart. [shy] [heart]
→But he blushs at Hiori too = =
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: This Forum really needs a block button. I said shippers out! Always babying that parasite and arguing in my posts!! How many weapons and resources have you sent to Isagi compared to me? He only blushed at that parasite bec it’s scripted!! The BBP made him do this!!!
→PLZ share cute Isagi with us!!! What is this?! Isagi’s confusing face is sooo cuteeee ahhhh
→OctapusEatTheSprouts: Major benefactor, so what? Try ballot-stuffing for Yoichi. Popularity boosts survival chances—do you even know anything?
→Yikes, Octapus is here... [eye-rolling]
→Ballot-stuffing + supports both matter. Supports can deliver supplies, cut risk. Isagi dodged multiple danger zones thanks to supported resources, no raiding needed. Didn’t you see No.55 vs No.133 nearly kill each other over loot?
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: I don’t share then what? Posting that screenshot freely was already charity.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: @OctapusEatTheSprouts where’d this trash come from?? Does Isagi even know you? Go stan Kaiser.
→Guys, chill. You’re almost the same. None of us are actually close to Isagi, okay?
→Must be nice being rich. Don’t even need to dream, you just buy it.
→Buying a 1-min call is insane for the contestants still alive rn. Zero cost-efficiency. At the end of the day, he’s still a Human-rat (…
→Lmao Yume boys are comedy. When will you realize you’re just funding Isagi’s partner? Hiosagi is mutual pinning and we just enjoy their show. Even if Isagi wins, he only gets Zone-5 citizenship at best; you’re a Zone-1 citizen, think more carefully abt yourself ok?
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Who I marry isn’t your business. Get Zone-1 citizenship before flaming me.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Isagi is NOT allowed to blush at that parasite Hiori!! No hand-holding! I do NOT consent!! Don’t let that blue-head fool you, I’m begging! I only want the best of you!! I’m the one who truly loves you!!!
→Yume boys/girls only rage when the ship is real.
→OctapusEatTheSprouts: So what?! After he wins, at the banquet he’ll learn what I did for him! Someone like you who only knows how to throw cash is disgusting and Yoichi won’t like you!!! Do you think you can buy him??!
→OctapusEatTheSprouts: And that bluehead! He just talks nice. In the end, he’s just Yoichi’s stepping stone. Yoichi’s not even sincere about him!
→Octapus, you’re just projecting your own Yume. Stop saying nonsense bec I'm allergic to foolishness
→Hot take: both your Isagi headcanons are OOC. Don’t force-feed ppl this cursed stuff.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: @OctapusEatTheSprouts What are you even babbling? Other Isagi’s Yume fans are not allowed here.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: I commissioned the works for me and I just happened to share. I tagged them as Yume, so use your FILTERS.
→Fight, fight, fight—lmao. Actually, Isagi & Hiori’s bond goes beyond romance—born of surviving as outer-zone Human-rats together. Zone 1–10 citizens should stop meddling. Isagi, a Zone-13 native, won’t treat you like “his people.”
→Exactly. Remember Isagi’s intro video recording? If the staff hadn’t forced him, he wouldn’t have even spoken.
→Respect, OG Isagi fan from Zone-10. I fell for him back then too—those bloodthirsty blue eyes stabbed right into my heart. Can’t say more lol.
→Same. Too much unsayable stuff haha. [mocking]
→Finally, someone gets it! Shipping Isagi x Hiori isn’t about fluff—it’s soul resonance. They are two outer-zone Human-rats leaning on and helping each other in a death game. I’m crying.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: When will this forum add a block button? Why are so MANY shippers here? If you’re that into the scripted ship, go live in exile beyond Zone-10 yourself.
→Is OP really a Yume boy of Isagi? There are so many interactions between Isagi and Hiori... Now they literally go on a lakeside picnic date.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: ????? My love was bewitched by this damn blueheard again!!!! Those supplies are FOR MY YOCCHAN aaaaaaaa?????
→[Blue Blood Project · 24h Live | Isagi Yoichi] They’re sitting on a tree branch by the lake, just watching the water… Grape, don’t watch. For your blood pressure.
→Too late. Just clicked in and saw Grape’s VIP bubble cursing Hiori in chat lmao. [cry-laugh]
→Other familiar faces in chat?
→Octapus, Rose, and TheBeast are also there, malding at Hiori. They’re so down bad [cry-laugh].
→If you’ve got guts, go into the game and help Isagi like Hiori does. Throwing cash and talking big—anyone can do that.
→GrapeWithBlueBerry: Jealous broke mouth spotted. Comedy.
→OMG Hiori’s got Isagi in his arms. Sometimes I REALLY forgot Hiori’s 183cm vs Isagi’s 175…
→Analyst bro just dropped an essay in the comments. Never seen someone “break down” so calmly. Every light-worded line drips pain. TL;DR: “Romance mid-game equals death. I believe in you. Don’t do this Player Isagi.”
→The Yume boys are brawling in the comments. None of them have even met Isagi in person, so why are they so sure he belongs to them?! I’m laughing so hard.
→Speaking of intros—the vibes of Hiori’s first self-intro VS post-Isagi collab feels so different. Before, he was gentle, dead-eyed, low initiative. No one realized how good he is at sniping and weapons… He mostly showed up on “Safe Days,” picking flowers or something...
→The “I’ll kill you” spammer TheBeast just got muted lmao
→Does TheBeast do MMA? No wonder every line is “I’ll kill you,” but Zone-3 isn’t lawless, sir. [laugh]
→I remember Hiori’s family’s from Zone-11—and they volunteered for Blue Blood Project? And they’re a family with decent conditions in Zone-11; so they can, with effort, pass Zone-10 citizenship vetting. And that’s a LEAP is from Human-rat to Human… Hiori probably wanted popularity with least efforts—his face alone could do it.
→Yeah, I also think that he probably aimed for popularity win before. Kaiser did that years ago on that Zone-2 reality show “Rosen und Schwerter.”
→It’s called “Swords and Roses,” but anyone who’s rewatched knows Kaiser’s best at bare-handed fighting. Every time he cosplays swordsman I laugh…
→What do you mean—Kaiser can use a sword. And he looks good doing it! Who did our Mihya do? He doesn’t deserve this!! He’s the best!!! Anyway, Mihya is the eternal Miracle Blue Rose!
→I get it now: if I’m ever stranded on a desert island, I’ll just roast Kaiser and Kaiser stans will swarm me—voilà, I’m saved.
→So TheBeast really just wants to fight Isagi one-on-one? He looks more like a kid in an “I must possess you” fit…
→HOWEVER, Isagi has actually bled in battle. But TheBeast hasn’t. Being in a REAL fight is very important, I’d say.
→OP? I want more Yume-boy comedy. Why’d you go quiet?
→[Blue Blood Project · 24h Live | Isagi Yoichi] [Profile | GrapeLovesBlueberry] If you want Yume-boy comoedy, go here. Grape’s still brawling with other rich Yume boys on his page. Come watch the drama, EPIC