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  1. Triden A Love Story(?) by

    Fandoms: US Government  

    31 Aug 2025

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    It’s my first day at a brand-new school, and everything already feels chaotic. I’ve got my pink shorts, Hello Kitty shirt, and fresh blue Converse ready to make a good impression—but instead, I run headfirst into Donald Trump, the school menace. Between him, his mysterious friend Kamala Harris, and a teacher who casually breaks up fights between Kamala and Elon Musk, things spiral into the strangest first day imaginable.

    Somehow I end up befriending Ed Sheeran, surviving P.E. with Trump on my team, being called a “fag” by my music teacher, and even watching Trump cry after being stung by a bee. By the end of the day, I’m left with more questions than answers—like why my heart skips a beat when Trump laughs.
    High school was never supposed to be normal… but this feels like something else entirely

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