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MONDAY 3:15 PM
guess what
-Who the fuck is this.
look outside ur window
read 6:14 PM
HAH. GOTCHA
-Who the fuck is this?
who the fuck are YOU?
-YOU TEXTED FIRST.
well
YOU TEXTED BACK
-I’m blocking you.
WHY :(
-IDK YOU AND YOU’RE ANNOYING.
COME ONNN
LET’S TALK
JUST A BIT
PLEASE <???##
-No.
so what’s ur name?
-So what’s wrong with you?
like. rn?
i’m suffering from boredom
pls help
-No.
FINE THEN
i’m just gonna call u little bitch man
-What.
cuz u aren’t telling me ur name
so i’ll just make u one
-WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU.
IDK. I JUST CHANGED THE LAST DIGIT OF MY NUMBER AND TEXTED WHOEVER CAME UP
-Are you kidding me.
i’m not a kid
-That wasn’t funny.
that wasn’t funny cuz ur literally no fun little bitch man
-STOP CALLING ME THAT.
SO WHATS UR NAME???
-BAKUGO
SEE? IT WASN’T THAT HARD
-What’s yours?
=3=
-I’m going to kill you.
ohhhh
u wouldn’tttt
-I will.
are u flirting with me?
-There is actually something wrong with you after all.
the fact that u had hope in me tells me all i need to know
you WERE flirting
-How the fuck is me threatening to kill you, flirting?
well
was it?
-No YOU DUMB FUCK.
oh wow. the caps made it sound mean :(
ouch
-That’s because it is meant to be mean.
-But I shouldn’t have expected you to get that anyway.
it was a joke
-Yeah. A shitty one.
ok. sorry
read 6:31 PM
WEDNESDAY 4:22 PM
BAKUBITCHHH
-THE FUCK DID YOU JUST CALL ME?
you deserve it
-Whatever.
so how are you?? :)
-Worse now that you texted.
blah blah blah
get used to it
-Not if I block you.
pls no :(
-Did the last conversation not get you to understand that I don’t want anything to do with you?
u didnt even give me a chanceeee
pleaseeeeeeeeeee
read 4:28 PM
-Fine.
:DDD
MUAH
-SHUT THE FUCK UP.
you wont regret it!
-I will.
how old are u?
i was about to pull the “what if ur a 60 year old man” joke but no 60 year old is this bitchy
-The only reason I’m not blocking you right now is because I want to find you and beat you up.
-I bet you have a weak quirk.
well
talk to me more and you’ll find out ;)
-What’s your quirk?
HEY!
MY QUESTION FIRST
-FINE.
-17
OH FUCK
YOU ARE OLD
-Please tell me you’re not 10 or something.
I’m 16
-You’re so annoying.
whatever gramps
wait
-I’M NOT THAT OLD STUPID FUCK.
are you a boy or a girl?
-Boy.
yeah checks out
no girl would be so…
MEAN >:(
-What the fuck logic is that?
-Bitchy girls exist too.
-For example, you.
touchee (i dont actually agree with u. i just wanted to use that word. its fancy)
-😐
any hobbies??
-The gym.
-Studying too I guess.
read 4:40pm
u still thinking about ur other ones?
-No.
well no wonder ur boring bro
-I can’t slack off like you.
OH WOWW. cuz ur better than me or smth?
-Took you long enough to notice.
do u go to like a private school or smth lmao
-UA.
NO WAY OMG
THAT’S SO COOL!!
I’VE ALWAYS WANTED TO GO THERE
-Well, do you go here?
no
BUT this means we live close hehe
-Why don’t you go here if you want to?
why?? u wanna meet me so bad ;)))
-SHUT UP.
read 4:56 PM
THURSDAY 7:01 PM
i hate math homework
-Not my problem.
-Get better.
:((
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SATURDAY 7:00 AM
-What’s your quirk?
OMGG. u texted first! :D
also why tf r u awake at the asscrack of dawn
read 1:21 PM
-Did you just wake up?
yeah…
-What time did you sleep.
like 3
-What do you even do up that late.
watch pro hero videos
cuz SOME OF US have hobbies
unlike u
-Your hobby is admiring pro heroes?
-Mine is becoming one. Idiot.
well who knows
maybe i’ll admire u too someday ;)
-Everyone will.
-I will become number one.
i’m sure u will
-That better not be sarcastic.
it’s not
we haven’t been talking for long but it’s clear ur working hard
u got into UA!! and studying and exercising are ur priorities it seems like (as they should be)
i’m rooting for u :)
EVEN IF UR AN ASSHOLE!!
SEE HOW NICE I AM!!
read 1:31 PM
SUNDAY 6:45PM
Katsuki Bakugo wasn’t as slick as he thought he was. He was on his phone more than usual. Normally when someone texted him, not only would he take an hour or so until he checked the message (sometimes on accident, sometimes not) but the moment his thumb touched the ‘send’ button to reply, he would throw his phone on the other side of the room and would take ages until he checked it again.
And Denki Kaminari, instead of focusing on his homework, put all his energy into answering the question the whole bakusquad had that week: ‘Who was Bakugo texting?’
“None of your damn business.” Bakugo replied annoyed. But everyone knew that annoyed was Bakugo’s default emotion.
“Come on! You don’t even reply to the groupchat!” Kaminari pushed, a smirk on his face.
To nobody’s surprise, instead of actually replying like a normal person, Bakugo just clicked his tounge, and left to go to his room.