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1. Noose With Your Name On It by Hippofox for AltTransStuck

   Fandoms: Homestuck  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Complete Work

   13 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • John Egbert/Terezi Pyrope
   • John Egbert
   • Terezi Pyrope
   • Dave Strider
   • Caliginous Romance | Kismesis
   • Bad BDSM Etiquette
   • Erotic Violence
   • bad bondage practices
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • mid-coitus pranks
   • Biting
   • Blood
   • Troll Anatomy (Homestuck)
   • bulge denial
   • canon-typical hanging references
   • nose blinding
   • Outdoor Sex
   • ruthless scalemate destruction
   • dave has a small but important cameo
   • nobody here is actually cool

   Summary

   TG: would yall just fuck already and get it over with
   GC: 1 M34N 1 WOULD 1F JOHN W4SNT SO BUSY FONDL1NG H1MS3LF TO P1CTUR3S OF TH4T CG1 GHOST W1TH TH3 HUM4N T33TH
   EB: hey! my passion for slimer is one hundred percent genuine cinematic appreciation, thank you!
   GC: TH4TS WH4T TH3Y 4LL S4Y
   EB: ...wait, what do you mean ‘you would’?

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