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1. Potion Commotion by Morriguns_box

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   03 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Ron Weasley/Blaise Zabini
   • Ron Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Harry Potter
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Severus Snape
   • Hermione Granger
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Poppy Pomfrey
   • Fred Weasley
   • George Weasley
   • Ginny Weasley
   • Implied Drarry
   • Implied Jeverus
   • Angst
   • Ron is not a damsel
   • but Blaise keeps saving him like he is
   • Smut
   • Cunnilingus
   • Vaginal Sex
   • Vaginal Fingering
   • Not Beta Read
   • Greenhouse
   • Library
   • The plants and books has seen everything
   • Ron keeps walking out on Blaise
   • Blaise is an asshole
   • Blaise is Bad at Feelings
   • Top Blaise Zabini
   • Bottom Ron Weasley
   • Blaise is always watching Ron's back
   • Literally And Figuratively
   • jealous Blaise
   • Blaise is hot
   • Chat GPT helped me make this
   • Fast Burn
   • Protective Blaise
   • Alternate Universe - No Voldemort
   • Seventh year
   • but Fred and George are still in Hogwarts
   • They're like 8th years and had to do a repeat for what they did to Umbridge as punishment lol
   • I just wanted to add them

   Summary

   When a potions mishap (courtesy of Neville, of course) leaves Ron Weasley with some very unexpected anatomy, things take a turn from awkward to absolutely mental. As Ron tries to survive the humiliation, sudden attention, Blaise Zabini decides this new version of Ron is... fascinating. Chaos, confusion ensue in this utterly ridiculous, slightly horny, and questionably magical Hogwarts tale.

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