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The shirts are coming off!
"Hey, Fives, look! Boobies!!!"
Jesse was prancing around in the barracks without his shirt on. Bare chested for the whole GAR to see and admire but of course, while showing off his oh so very mighty pecs. Doing some moves there too, suggestive and whatnot.
"Yeah? Ya call those, boobies?"
Fives never the one to shy away from any challenge, foolish or not, quickly tore off his own top. The visual perhaps a slightly broader and fuller torso than Jesse despite them both coming from the same stock, but they were different in many way for sure. At least if one was to look really carefully, measure their chest even?
Jesse squinted his eyes, staring at the naked top of Fives' for a long spell.
"Nah., it's the same as mine!!!”
"No way! Look closer, mine are clearly bigger than yours. Just, look, will ya!"
Fives jiggled his boobies before Jesse, trying to impress the other ARC with his… assets. Alas no such luck!
Jesse was simply shaking his head, amused even, smirking at his friend.
"Nah, mine are bigger than yours, Fives! Ask anyone!”
"No way, na-ah! We need... someone impartial to check them out."
Fives glanced around, nobody volunteering to participate in the hooters show the two were most certainly putting on. Shakes of head in repose only as they two tried to coax the other troopers.
"Kix?"
"Go screw yourselves!" Kix was not in a good mood, clearly.
"Anyone else?"
"Anyone?"
The two kept on jiggling their clone boobies while trying to get anyone’s attention.
No such luck however!
Just then, Echo walked in. Deep in his datapad reading the latest reg manuals.
Fives and Jesse exchanged knowing glances, smirks forming and then, they both hollered:
"ECHOOOOO!!!"
Scaring the arriving ARC, making Echo almost jump up in the air and almost dropping his datapad in the process!
Fives and Jesse already by Echo's side, with their bare boobies jiggling around.
"What the kark you two???"
Jesse and Fives giggled and wiggled their boobies in front of Echo.
"Get those boobs away from my face!"
Echo tried to cover his eyes, alas it was for nought. His reaction only eliciting further shenanigans from the other two ARCs.
"Oh come on Echo, we need a referee here.”
"Yeah, Echs, just check out our boobs and make the judgement, which of us is bigger."
Echo rolled his eyes, sighing theatrically. Realising he would not be left in alone and in peace with his datapad if he did not do what was asked.
“Fine! FINE!” His arms up in surrender as Echo agreed to be the judge of whatever this was.
Echo then, took a real close look, checking each set of boobs presented in front of him.
Taking aback, his hand on his chin, thinking, the theatrics again there too.
"Yeah, no."
"Yeah no wot?"
"Neither."
"Neither wot?"
"Neither is bigger. You're both pretty… average."
"Na-ha!"
“Yes, you are.”
"Can't be!"
"It's like I said. you asked for my opinion, and you got it."
"Oh come on Echs, is gotta be mine, right? Twinsies, remember?” Fives wiggled his boobies again.
"Nope."
Jesse and Fives both stared at Echo in total and utter disbelief.
"Wot?"
"Come on Echo, make the call will ya! Pick one!”
Echo sighed even more heavily, rolling his eyes once again.
And then, Echo made the unexpected move.
He put his datapad down, before... slowly, and rather teasingly, wiggled his way out of his own top.
Jesse and Fives simply stood there, flabbergasted. Staring at Echo as if he had grown a second head or something. Or, his chest to be more precise. As Echo stood there, showing off his own chest, his own pecs, his,,, royal boobies?!
Just then, Kix walked by, letting out a loud whistle as he did, nodding and pointing at Echo.
"Now those, are real big boobies!"