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1. petite mort by WimpyArsonist

   Fandoms: Deadlock (Video Game)  

   • Mature
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   05 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • The Doorman/Drifter (Deadlock)
   • The Doorman (Deadlock)
   • Drifter (Deadlock)
   • Violence
   • Blood and Injury
   • Dismemberment
   • Cannibalism
   • not actually cannibalism but you know
   • Weird Biology
   • Orgasm
   • theres no tag for orgasming from getting eaten
   • Gratuitous Mentions of Outer Planes
   • Mentioned Amber Hand and Sapphire Flame
   • might be ooc but alas

   Summary

   “I’m in the business of servitude, not charity.”

   Drifter stares at him again with something other than mindless hunger in his piercing eyes. The Doorman might call it curiosity. He takes another step, testing the waters.

   "You said any part I get, I keep."

   "I didn't say I'd make it easy."

   The loathsome creature laughs and oh, yes, that’s the word he was looking for. Creature.

   "Damn good thing I like to play with my food then."

   Two hours before the second maelstrom hits, the Doorman finds himself alone with a hungry vampire.

   Series

   • Part 1 of A Vampire's Guide to Humanity

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   English

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