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A Cuppa Caf and a Strut, that's my Life now!
I am indeed, the epitome of a glam Trooper
The most perfect Trooper of the GAR
Of all those having come before and now, going far
Tall, quite slender, wearing my armour with utmost pride
In the field, off line, always, with a smile
(Well, that one was certainly an utter lie!)
But yes, I do indeed have the most qualities anyone ever desired
Of a most perfect officer, having become in charge, so not a liar (per se)
As I am a fighter, without a doubt
Always up and up in arms, whenever the shout goes out
Doing my thing, with my many comrades in arms
Always ready for the battle, solo or in swarms
Alas, come the much desired down time
I am here, strutting for a little while
Getting my own bearings
Checking, double checking, that all is fine
And yes, to make the others smile
My strut most certainly known galaxy wide and famous
So never letting down the others
As soon it is time for a much needed and deserved break
Heading to the small galley
As it is that time of the day
(Then again, when is it ever not!)
For a hefty size mug of caf to capture
The life saviour in so many ways, before the rapture!
The very thing which is the one constant in the known universe
Something, which will never change
(I hope at least as life without caf is a beast!)
At least, that is the ongoing bet around the guard
For always having a cup of caf in my very arms
Every single moment, while doing my very special strut
After all, this is, my very life
Life without caf, is unthinkable at best
How else
Could I have become all this, success?
If not for caf by my side
Always, damn the galaxy and the wise!