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1. roadkill by forced_conforming

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Major Character Death
   • M/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Major Character Death
   • Barty Crouch Jr./Evan Rosier
   • Barty Crouch Jr.
   • Evan Rosier
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Alternate Universe - Non-Magical
   • 1970s
   • Road Trips
   • POV Alternating
   • Idiots in Love
   • Strangers to Lovers
   • love? not so sure about that
   • Mutual Pining
   • Explicit Language
   • Period-Typical Homophobia
   • Barty drives a 1969 Dodge Charger
   • Evan is a hot hitchhiker
   • Pandora Lovegood and Evan Rosier are Twins
   • French Evan Rosier
   • Barty and Evan are both chaotic and very bad people
   • oh boy these boys have issues
   • two walking talking red flags
   • where are the cops?
   • which cops?
   • Obsessive Behavior
   • Sex
   • Drugs
   • Violence
   • Rock and Roll
   • Explicit Sexual Content
   • there is plot but eventually smut
   • Blow Jobs in a Car
   • Choking
   • Daddy Kink
   • Blood Kink
   • Murder as a Love Language
   • yes that's the mcd tag don't piss your pants it's going to be a fun ride
   • no beta we die like roadkill
   • well yes of course there is a playlist thanks for asking
   • other marauders have cameos
   • two idiots in a muscle car with raging hard-ons what could possibly go wrong?
   • no happy ending
   • i'm sorry this might fuck you up
   • i sure hope it does
   • now sit down. no seatbelts on this ride. are you scared?

   Summary

   Barty decides, Evan is just too pretty to be standing on the side of the road like that. And Barty has a preference for pretty things. So he wonders, almost idly, what that pretty face will look like after he ruins it.

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   Evan wonders what would happen if he decided to climb onto Barty's lap right now, mid-drive and kiss him stupid. Rut against him like a feral fucking animal.
   They'd crash and die like roadkill. That's what would happen. Oh well, that's fine. These things happen. Tragic, sure, but sacrifices must be made.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   19,661

   Chapters:

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   Comments:

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   Kudos:

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