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nyan cat: stop spamming, tooru, what is it? did aliens finally show up
alien sparkle: i wish, tetsu, i wish (´ω｀)
alien sparkle: sadly I just need make up advice and you're the only one using it that i know of
nyan cat: are you kidding me
nyan cat: kenma akaashi suguru ennoshita suga kageyama ???
alien sparkle: ok right but out of all of them you're the one who will mock me the least effectively
nyan cat: wow youre so nice, i really want to help you now
alien sparkle: dude it's an emergency!! yuu's bday is coming soon (●´^｀●)
nyan cat: and youre asking me for make up advice like i know anything ! youre so fucked dude
alien sparkle: yea yea alright, i actually need colour advice from kenma
alien sparkle: but i can't ask them directly so do it for me
nyan cat: i so do not want to help you right now
alien sparkle: do it for yuu
nyan cat: youre lucky hes so cute
nyan cat: soooo turns out that black yellow and red is not a good colour combination
nyan cat: which i could have told you because omg tooru it looks hideous
alien sparkle: noooooo (*´Д｀)
alien sparkle: i don't have any present now what do i even dooooo
nyan cat: what even is yellow black and red
alien sparkle: an eyeshadow palette
nyan cat: rip in pieces toorus fashion sense
nyan cat: you might have had a bright future but were brutally murdered in a make up store
alien sparkle: haha very funny now help me find a present
nyan cat: make up was a good idea
nyan cat: just dont chose the most ugly thing you find in the store and get yahaba to help you
alien sparkle: yea right i wanna stay alive
alien sparkle: yahaba i need your help
creampuff n2: Hello to you too Oikawa.
alien sparkle: yes hi yahaba i need your help
alien sparkle: it's an emergency so don't bury me just yet
creampuff n2: Do you need make up advice again ?
alien sparkle: how did you guess???
creampuff n2: Most of your emergencies are fashion related, it wasn't that hard…
creampuff n2: Your fashion sense in itself is an emergency but that will be for another day.
creampuff n2: I assume this is about Yuu's birthday ?
alien sparkle: you're all seeing yahaba omg (◯Δ◯∥)
creampuff n2: Chikara was looking for a present as well.
creampuff n2: He's getting Yuu a new hair straightener so that's out.
alien sparkle: damn it was plan b
creampuff n2: What was plan a ?
alien sparkle: eyeshadow palette but if even tetsu said it was bad i'm not even gonna try
creampuff n2: You asked Kenma before me, I'm wounded.
alien sparkle: stop being clever and help meeee (;﹏;)
alien sparkle: i'm still in the store, the cashier has been staring at me for like five mins i've never taken this long to pick something
alien sparkle: oh there are sales on nail polish is that a good idea?
creampuff n2: That is a good idea, but you need to find the good colours.
alien sparkle: yuu doesn't even have nailpolish every colour is the good colour
creampuff n2: I meant a colour that he might like.
alien sparkle: fuuuck idk his fave colour
alien sparkle: brb yahaba i'm not dead yet ok ? (;′Д`)ノ
creampuff n2: So dramatic…
[From: Tooru!] heyy ヾ(＾∇＾)
[From: yuu (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)] hey!! how are u??
[From: Tooru!] i'm fine, you?
[From: yuu (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)] great! ryuu is buying me pork buns, i feel like im in high school again
[From: Tooru!] haha
[From: Tooru!] say, i had a question
[From: yuu (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)] shoot!!
[From: Tooru!] what's your fave colour?
[From: yuu (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)] uh black red or yellow i guess???
[From: Tooru!] yuu i'm a genius ily ok
[From: Tooru!] see u ♥(ˆ⌣ˆԅ)
alien sparkle: dude read that
alien sparkle: From: yuu (ღ˘⌣˘ღ)
uh red yellow or black i guess???
alien sparkle: now say who's palette choices were the best?
nyan cat: im impressed, bad taste shared between a couple
alien sparkle: be petty all you want he'll love my present!!!! (๑˃̵ᴗ˂̵)و
nyan cat: you are an excited five years old
nyan cat: and yahaba told me you messaged him, you can't escape
nyan cat: pff, youll come back on skype eventually
alien sparkle: so apparently yellow red and black
creampuff n2: I am so not surprised that Noya wants to look like a bleeding bee.
alien sparkle: …i'll forget you ever said that
creampuff n2: Like you haven't taken at least four screenshots already.
alien sparkle: anyway thanks for your help
creampuff n2: Does this mean you owe me one ?
alien sparkle: thanks for this help you gave out of the goodness of your heart and totally not because you wanted something back o(^▽^)o
alien sparkle: my teammates are so nice wow
creampuff n2: I left the uni team because you were in there oh my god !
alien sparkle: wow i'm so touched by your kindness ttyl!! (´∀｀)．☆．。．:*･°
creampuff n2: Sometimes I hate you, Oikawa.
alien sparkle: sometimes only? i must be losing my touch
[From: demon Oikawa] hey ennoshita do you think yuu likes bees?