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1. If you’ve got to goat, then goat with style by beerok23

   Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Terry Pratchett  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   22 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Aziraphale/Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale & Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Muriel (Good Omens)
   • Gabriel (Good Omens)
   • Beelzebub (Good Omens)
   • Basically all GO secondary characters
   • Mr Brown (Good Omens)
   • and goats 🐐
   • Comma the Cat (OC)
   • Horny Henry (OC)
   • More Original Characters
   • Crowley's Throne (Good Omens) - Character
   • Alternate Universe
   • Alternate Universe - Human
   • Established Relationship
   • Podcaster Aziraphale
   • Podcaster Crowley
   • And they were Podcasters
   • Private Investigator Aziraphale
   • Murder Mystery Writer Crowley
   • They love mysteries
   • and Agatha Christie
   • Murder Mystery
   • Investigations
   • Case Fic
   • Murder
   • Blood
   • Happy Ending
   • Just a tiny little moment of miscommunication
   • Aziraphale is "just enough of a bastard to be worth knowing" (Good Omens)
   • Crowley Loves Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale Loves Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Protective Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Crowley to the Rescue (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's love language is rescuing Aziraphale
   • Ineffable Idiots (Good Omens)
   • Ineffable Husbands (Good Omens)
   • Bicker-Flirting
   • POV Crowley (Good Omens)
   • POV Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • POV Alternating
   • The Bandstand as a main location
   • Because it’s not an original beerok23 without the bloody Bandstand
   • Explicit Language
   • Horniness
   • Like... Extraordinary amount of Horniness
   • Crowley's Throne (Good Omens)
   • Sexual Fantasy
   • Eventual Smut
   • Top Crowley (Good Omens)
   • Power Bottom Aziraphale (Good Omens)
   • Crowley's Tongue (Good Omens)
   • Aziraphale's tongue
   • the fact Aziraphale's tongue doesn't have an established tag makes me nervous
   • Blessed By the Tongue
   • Dick Research
   • Sequel
   • Crowley Has a Cat (Good Omens)
   • Meta Content
   • Fandom
   • Meta references to our fandom
   • Carpeting Kink
   • Multimedia Extravaganza

   Summary

   Almost a year has passed since the events of ‘The Trouble with HELL’, and award-winning true crime podcasters Anthony Crowley and Aziraphale Eastgate are enjoying their Christmas shopping when they receive a phone call from the recently appointed Celestial Dairy’s CEO Muriel Lightfeather, who invites them to a charity gala that will take place on Christmas Eve. Crowley is almost done writing the long awaited sequel to his first novel Murder on the M25 and Aziraphale is focusing on his podcast Mystery Haven so, when the evening takes an unexpected dramatic turn and they find themselves having to track down a murderer, they decide to team up and investigate on what is about to become the scariest (but also horniest) night of their lives.

   A Murder Mystery Podcasters/Investigators AU 🐐
   Following the events of “The Trouble with HELL”

   ~ Complete ~

   Series

   • Part 2 of A Podcasters/Investigators Story (with Saucy Intermissions)

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   English

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