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    “Okay, here.” Quackity proposed, “Why don’t I just kill you now and put an end to your misery? No more pain, no more feeding, and no more dead bodies.”

     

    “Look, you need to understand: I don’t want to die! I’m not going to let you kill me!” The vampire put his hands together to emphasize each point, his voice shaky, “I haven’t seen the newest episode of ‘5 Minutes until Dawn’, and I wanna watch it!”

     

    “...That shit show?”

     

    “It’s so ass. I love it.” The vampire reminisced, rubbing his nose.

     

    -or-

     

    After mercilessly slaughtering every despicable monster in sight, Vampire Hunter Quackity encounters a surprisingly non-murderous Vampire who begs for his life. A very hot vampire. Oh no.

    And as all good things do...Shenanigans Ensue™.

    I DO NOT SUPPORT THE ACTIONS OF WILLIAM GOLD WSS DNI DNI DNI GET THE FUCK OUT EW EW EW

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