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  1. Ladies First (Baby, I Insist) by for Youbetyourbuttons

    Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien  

    10 Sep 2025

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    “Do…” Thorin trailed off, thinking back to her previous words and praying to whatever god would listen that she was right. That this wasn’t too forward. “Do you know how to make a woman like me come?”
    Bilbo paused, her brightly coloured drink frozen halfway to her mouth.
    “That would be telling,” she murmured, taking a sip. “I could describe – in detail, mind you – exactly how I would go about such a thing… or you could meet me in the bathroom in two minutes, and I could show you.”

    Or: the inevitable fem!Bagginshield club hookup AU.

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