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idol shenanigans but unhinged and chaotic

Summary:

A chatfic featuring chaos, people being gay (these homosexuals man) and the author struggling to come up with new ideas.

Notes:

know that i’ve struggled with every single gc name (except crazy:b), i have no creativity nor energy left
each chapter is a different unit, enjoy
(also ritsu’s name in the first chapter was supposed to be “GentlemanOfTheBedchamberRitsu” but that’s too long so)
(small irl vignettes at the end of every chapter)
Pronouns that differ from canon:
He/they Izumi
They/them Kohaku
They/he HiMERU
She/they Mayoi
She/he/they Hiyori
please enjoy, don’t like don’t read :)

(See the end of the work for more notes.)

Chapter 1: The Mayo Left in the Sun (ft. Knights)

Chapter Text

lgbtq stands for loyal gays but traumatized queers (*coughs* leo)

 

KingSuo: Someone please tell me why Leo-san is getting hit over the head by Sena-senpai.

 

QueenNaru: That’s nothing new Tsukasa-chan

 

KingSuo: With a thick book.

 

QueenNaru: oh lord

 

BedchamberRittsu: im going back to sleep gn

 

月永レオ (JesterLeo) is online.

 

瀬名泉 (AdvisorSena) is online.

 

JesterLeo: OKAY. IN MY DEFENSE, THE MAYO WAS RIGHT THERE.

 

QueenNaru: here we go.

 

AdvisorSena: This complete IDIOT ate mayonnaise that was LEFT IN THE SUN.

 

JesterLeo: IT WAS GOOD MAYO OKAY AND IT WAS RIGHT THERE

 

AdvisorSena: THAT DOESN’T GIVE YOU AN EXCUSE FOR EATING IT

 

AdvisorSena: YOU LITERALLY STARTED VOMITING

 

JesterLeo: IT DOESN’T MATTER IT WAS STILL GOOD

 

QueenNaru: Both of you calm down please

 

JesterLeo: Rittsuuuuuu Sena’s being meannnnnn

 

BedchamberRittsu: there there

 

BedchamberRittsu: secchan apologize

 

AdvisorSena: WHY DO I HAVE TO APOLOGIZE??

 

BedchamberRittsu: because we just like tsukipi better.

 

BedchamberRittsu: i could have done the same thing and you would be giving me a harsher lecture about it.

 

BedchamberRittsu: admit it, secchan.

 

QueenNaru: ritsu-chan has a point

 

BedchamberRittsu: damn right i do

 

AdvisorSena: WHAT ARE YOU IMPLYING??

 

Kuma-kun

 

Secchan: WHAT THE HELL KUMA-KUN

 

Secchan: I’M SUPPOSED TO BE SUBTLE

 

Secchan: S U B T L E

 

Kuma-kun: you’re clearly not subtle. me and nacchan found out in like 2 seconds.

 

Kuma-kun: who would’ve ever guessed that the tsundere secchan would have such a big fat crush on tsukipi

 

Secchan: SHUT UP

 

lgbtq stands for loyal gays but traumatized queers (*coughs* leo)

 

JesterLeo: Sena?

 

JesterLeo: Where did Sena go?

 

BedchamberRittsu: idk maybe they got flustered

 

JesterLeo: Flustered?

 

BedchamberRittsu: all will be revealed in due time, tsukipi.

 

BedchamberRittsu: for now just revel in secchan’s humiliation.

 

JesterLeo: humiliation?? (๑•ૅㅁ•๑)

 

AdvisorSena: KUMA-KUN SHUT THE FUCK UP

 

BedchamberRittsu: not unless you go confess to the love of your life.

 

AdvisorSena: FUCK YOU

 

BedchamberRittsu: you speaking to me or your bf?

 

AdvisorSena: KYS

 

BedchamberRittsu: no.

 

AdvisorSena: ignore him.

 

AdvisorSena: Leo-kun.

 

JesterLeo: ….what

 

AdvisorSena: If you thought this was over, you are fucking wrong.

 

BedchamberRittsu: that’s my cue

 

BedchamberRittsu: going to sleep until my maa-kun wakes me up

 

朔間凛月 (BedchamberRittsu) is offline.

 

JesterLeo: NOOO RITTSU COME BACKKK

 

JesterLeo: SENA’S GONNA KILL MEEEEEE

 

AdvisorSena: CMERE LEO-KUNNNNNN

 

JesterLeo: AAAAAAAAAAA

 

JesterLeo: NARU HELP MEEEEE

 

QueenNaru: Sorry hun. You’re on your own. *chews popcorn loudly*

 

JesterLeo: SENA’S CHASING ME DIWN THE HALLWAYS HELPPPP

 

AdvisorSena: YOU’RE NOT GETTING AWAY YOU FUCKER

 

JesterLeo: HSJXHSISJXJAHSKCKSJQHBXJ

 

月永レオ (JesterLeo) is offline.

 

瀬名泉 (AdvisorSena) is offline.

 

KingTsukasa: Please just go back to class…

 


“C’mon, Sena…let me go already!” cried Leo, flailing in Izumi’s grasp. Izumi let out a “tch” sound and continued to hold Leo by his hood as the composer tried his best to kick them.

 

“Not until you’ve learned your lesson! You just had to eat mayonnaise sitting there in the sun, huh?!”

 

“It was right there, Sena! Ugh~ just let me go, okay? I’m sorry!” Leo suddenly fell to the floor as Izumi dropped him, wiping his hands off.

 

“There. That’s all you needed to say. You could’ve gotten to class earlier, y’know, if you had just said sorry.” Izumi sighed, flicking Leo’s nose with their thumb and middle finger.

 

“Okay, okay! I get it! I’m going to meet up with Dramatica now, so don’t follow me, Sena, you jerk! Tsundere! Stuupid!” Leo pulled his eyelid down and stuck his tongue out as he ran to the door, determined to get to Dramatica in time to see what kind of antics Hibiki had come up with this time.

 

Just before stepping out of the room, Leo turned, smiling and holding his hand up in a gesture of goodbye. “See you later, Sena! Love you~!” he called as he ran out the door.

 

Izumi sighed the second he was gone, hiding the blush on his cheeks.

 

“Idiot.”