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"aaaaAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH" the second youngest brother yells.
"Ah. What is it Jyushimatsu ?" Osomatsu asks.
"Did you find a bunch of bugs ?" Todomatsu giggles.
"No !!! No !!! I wish !!! Come look , brothers !!!" Jyushimatsu says.
Jyushimatsu leads his brothers outside.
"Here !!!! Look !!!" Jyushimatsu points excitedly.
"A lemonade stand ?" Ichimatsu asks.
"Ya !!!! Ya Ya !!!!!"
"Uhm.. why ?" Todomatsu asks
Jyushimatsu pauses, and thinks. He shrugs.
"Why not ??" Jyushimatsu replies.
They all stand there for a second.
"wait... where did you get the lemons we never have any lemons" choromatsu asks.
"I improvised !!" Jyushimatsu says.
"What.. what did you use?" choromatsu asks.
"My special , secret ingredient !!!" Jyushimatsu says, pulling out a pitcher of lemonade. It wasn't very clear, and had a hint of red in
it.
"Cherry lemonade ?" Choro asks.
Jyushimatsu pauses.
"This is cherry lemonade ??? I didn't know it had a name !!!" he says.
" You didn't- okay. Anyways, how much is it ?"
"Nothing ?? It is free !!!"
"free?!?! You're giving this away for free ??" todomatsu asks
"Ya !!!! Why make people pay ??" jyushimatsu says.
"Can we... try it" karamatsu asks.
" Ahhh !!!! Yes yes !!! No one has tried it yet !!!" jyushimatsu says excitedly, handing them each a glass.
They all drink at the same time.
" Well ? Well ? What do you think ???" jyushimatsu asks.
Everyone spits it out, except for ichimatsu.
"what did you put in this ???" choromatsu asks.
"sugar ! and water !" jyushimatsu answers.
"What else ???" todomatsu asks.
"I'll show you !!!!" jyushimatsu says, pulling out a blender. He pours water and sugar into it . He then pulls down his sleeve, revealing
his mangled hand, and sticks it in there. He preceeds to turn on the blender.
"And this is how I make lemonade !!!!" he says.
"JYUSHIMATSU THATS NOT HOW YOU MAKE LEMONADE" choromatsu screams
"Its my special way !!!!! I don't have lemons !!! I needed to improvise !" jyushimatsu says
" YOU DONT USE YOURSELF AS AN INGREDIANT " choromatsu says, turning off the blender.
"Well now what do i use ?" jyushimatsu says, putting his wrist up to his chin, being he doesn't have his hand anymore.
""Look, we'll go otu and buy lemons for you... and maybe get you a new hand.." osomatsu says.
"ahaaa !!! okay !!!" jyushimatsu says, waving his arms around.
Ichimatsu picks up the pitcher of 'cherry' lemonade.
"Ill take this if you won't be using it" he says.
"...."
" Okay !!!! ahaaa I'm glad you like it brother !!!" jyushimatsu says.
ichimatsu then takes another gulp and walks inside.
"Is he..." choromatsu starts
"Don't question it this isn't- this isn't the weirdest thing that's happened" osomatsu says.
jyushimatsu begins licking his wrist. todomatsu slaps his arm.
"stop that thats fucked up"
jyushimatsu shoves his wrist in his mouth, and todomatsu sighs.
"Well I'm-I'm gonna go get lemons... keep jyushimatsu away from the blender" osomatsu says, walking away.
"okay..." choromatsu says
and then karamatsu shoves a tree up his ass and rides away on his sequin motorcycle (b/c he appeared once in this )