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1. A Universal Poison by bambistjames

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings, Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   13 Feb 2026

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Hermione Granger/Draco Malfoy
   • Hermione Granger/Ron Weasley
   • Hermione Granger
   • Draco Malfoy
   • Theodore Nott
   • Pansy Parkinson
   • Harry Potter
   • Ron Weasley
   • Blaise Zabini
   • Minerva McGonagall
   • Professor Hermione Granger
   • Morally Grey Hermione Granger
   • Competent Draco Malfoy
   • Inspired by Breaking Bad
   • Don't Try This at Hogwarts
   • Author Failed Organic Chemistry 2
   • don't look too close at the science
   • Potion Brewing as Foreplay
   • Enemies With Benefits
   • Enemies to Co-Defendants
   • Implied/Referenced Rape/Non-con
   • Drug Use
   • Dark Comedy
   • Misuse of Malfoy Arrogance as Business Strategy
   • Eventual Smut
   • Eventual Romance
   • Hapily Ever After (Kinda?)
   • codependency speedrun
   • Crookshanks Tries His Best but He is Only a Cat
   • Creative Violence

   Summary

   Draco Malfoy makes Hermione Granger an offer she can’t refuse—solve his potions problem. She should walk away. Instead, she perfects it. A baby blue high that tastes like strawberries and damnation.

   They call it Azoth, the alchemists’ word for the universal cure. Which is hilarious, considering it ruins everything.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   76,670

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