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Bandito GC AU

Summary:

the bandito camp has a group chat…

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: Clancybearer Is Real

Chapter Text

Rules:
- Support of vialism is forbidden
- No spamming
- Be respectful

Clancy has renamed the group to “Escaped again haha”

TB : Clancy what.

Magnus : yeah what

Clancy : it’s true though

TB : But did it have to be the chat name?

Elise : yea no?

Clancy: what is this hate

TB : You literally made the group name the most random thing ever?

Clancy : i can make it worse

Elise : no why.

Clancy has renamed the group to “you are taking so long demaaaaaaa”

TB : What does that even mean?

Elise : no idea get ur husband under control

TB :Husband?

Magnus : aren’t you two married?!

Elise : yeah ur both in the same tent so ur married rite?

Magnus : that isn’t good reasoning for them being married

Jasper: That’s not how you spell right either @Elise

Magnus : yeah okay but main point? Sharing tent doesn’t equal married

Elise : isn’t it weird how tvey both went offline when we adked though

Clancy : im still here

Elise : well. R u 2 married or kot

Magnus : kot

Jasper: kot

Clancy : kot

Jason : kot

Elise : STOP BULLYING ME?

Trash : kot

Elise : TRADH???? WHAT.

Clancy : @elise no me and torch aren’t married like ew he’s not my type

Magnus : so wait clancybearer isn’t real???

TB : 💔💔💔

Clancy : seriously torch why

Jasper: Aahahah you’re both so together.

Liam : Clancybearer is real you guys

Liam has changed the group name to “Clancybearer is real”

TB : Why.

Clancy : clancybearer is real

Jasper: SCREENSHOTTED.

TB : It’s not real.

Magnus : Then why did your boyfriend say it is

TB : Because he doesn’t know how to keep our relationship secret.
FUCK.

Jasper: EXCUSE ME???

Magnus : @everyone

Liam : HAH I WAS RIGHT

Elise : omg ur acc rogether

Liam : rogether?

Clancy: rogether.

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