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You are not a serial killer, Are you?

Summary:

“Hi,” Sanji said, breath steady, eyes bright. He leaned in-whisper quickly . “Be my boyfriend for, say, ninety seconds?”

“Mm.” The man’s gaze flicked down Sanji’s throat, respectfully, like reading a menu he actually intended to order from. “Ground rules?”

Sanji pressed his lips together, teasing to keep the edge off his nerves. “Well, you’re not, say, a serial killer, right?”

He tilted his head, in amusement , considering the statement “What’s the cutoff?”

Sanji blinked. “I don’t know. Five?”

“Then I’m under quota.”

“ perfect “

Notes:

So this is totally based on a scene in movie called “ focused “

When I saw it I could totally see zoro and sanji instead of them ! 👁️

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The rooftop bar glowed like a jewelry display—glass teeth of the skyline biting into a velvet night. Sanji leaned on the railing, city wind in his hair, a highball glass sweating between ringed fingers. He looked expensive without trying, shirt open just enough, cologne like citrus cut with smoke.

 

Unfortunately, so did the man blocking his path to the exit.

 

“Come on, sweetheart. One drink,” the guy insisted, breath too close, smile buying something Sanji wasn’t selling.

 

Sanji’s grin stayed polite because manners were armor. “I already have one,” he said, raising his glass. “And a low tolerance for boredom.”

 

The man laughed like they were sharing a joke. They weren’t. His hand ghosted toward Sanji’s elbow. Reflex prickled up Sanji’s spine.

 

No. Not tonight.

 

and the fucker was persistent, Sanji would love to kick his nuts , but this is his favorite bar and he doesn’t want to be banned from it , damnit . 

 

Plan B .

 

Sanji’s gaze skimmed the room for an out and caught on green.

 

At a small table near the back—half in shadow, half under a halo of warm light—sat a broad-shouldered stranger with green-dark hair and a face like someone had carved it out of trouble. White shirt rolled at the sleeves, a glass of whiskey and a battered paperback beside it. He wasn’t trying to be noticed. He was stubbornly, immovably there, the way an oak is there.

 

Their eyes met , he looked dangerous. Like someone who loved to punch for fun .

 

Perfect.

 

Sanji moved before doubt caught up. Their eyes locked in .

 

He slipped past the persistent smile, heels clicking a soft threat across the tiles, and slid into the empty chair opposite the stranger like he’d been expected.

 

“Hi,” Sanji said, breath steady, eyes bright. He leaned in,whisper quickly. “Be my boyfriend for, say, ninety seconds?”

 

The green-haired man did not seem startled by him at all, the only thing he does is rising His eyebrows with assessing eyes then ticking once toward the guy prowling behind Sanji.

 

“Define ‘boyfriend,’” he said, voice low enough to be private, warm enough to be safe.

 

“Arm around me, look like you’d bite anyone who tries to interrupt, minimal commitment,” Sanji murmured. “I’ll buy your next… whatever that is.” He tipped his chin at the whiskey.

 

The man’s mouth kicked at one corner. “You always open with business terms?”

 

“I’m a chef,” Sanji said. “Everything is timing and heat.”

 

“Mm.” The man’s gaze flicked down Sanji’s throat, respectfully, like reading a menu he actually intended to order from. “Ground rules?”

 

Sanji pressed his lips together, teasing to keep the edge off his nerves. “Well, you’re not, say, a serial killer, right?”

 

He tilted his head, in amusement , considering the statement “What’s the cutoff?”

 

Sanji blinked. “I don’t know. Five?”

 

“Then I’m under quota.”

 

A startled laugh slipped out of Sanji before he could catch it. “Perfect.”

 

So then The man set his book down and reached out with his palm up with An offer.

 

Sanji placed his hand in it.

 

The stranger’s fingers were warm, callused. He shifted his chair closer with a scrape that drew exactly as much attention as they needed. Then he draped an easy arm across the back of Sanji’s chair, hand landing with mathematical precision at the curve of Sanji’s shoulder. He didn’t grip. He occupied the space like he belonged there.

 

“There you are,” he said, pitched for the approaching pest to hear. He tilted in, nose nearly brushing Sanji’s temple, the whisper grazing skin. “Comfortable?”

 

“Shockingly,” Sanji said through his smile.

 

The other man arrived, indignation already loaded. “Excuse me—he and I were—”

 

“Done,” the green-haired stranger said without looking at him. It wasn’t rude. It was simply true, laid flat on the table like a card.

 

Sanji tucked his chin and let a softer expression bloom, one reserved for people who have earned it. He tapped the stranger’s wrist, a silent thank you.

 

“Babe,” he said, lazy with affection he didn’t actually have to summon. “You didn’t text you were here.”

 

“Reception’s terrible when I’m trying to be romantic.” The man didn’t miss a beat. He tipped his glass to Sanji’s, a quiet clink that felt like a line becoming a circle.

 

The persistent smile curdled. “He told me he didn’t have a boyfriend.”

 

Sanji sipped his drink, eyes laughing. “And you told me you respected boundaries. We were both mistaken.”

 

The guy looked between them, calculating the odds. The green head stranger glanced up finally, meeting his stare the way a cliff meets a wave. Not hostile. Merely unmovable. After a beat that stretched long enough to snap, the man put his hands up, forced a grin, and peeled away back into the crowd.

 

Air returned to Sanji’s lungs like he’d been underwater. He hadn’t realized how tense his shoulders were until the stranger’s thumb absently ghosted along the seam of his shirt, a grounding weight, and the tight line loosened.

 

“Ninety seconds,” Sanji said, turning back. “You’re efficient.”

 

“ for Occupational hazard,” the man replied. “I’m Zoro ,You always recruit boyfriends on speed?”

 

“Sanji.” The name tasted better than the gin. He let himself look up the man properly this time , lashes thick, a faint scar trailing under Zoro’s eye like a bookmark, forearms strong from real work. “ and Only the reliable-looking ones,” Sanji says, and glances at the paperback on the table. “You a reader or an alibi?”

 

“Avoiding people,” Zoro says. “Reading helps.”

 

Sanji’s eyes dance. “And yet here we are. People’d.”

 

“Temporarily,” Zoro says, but he doesn’t move to reclaim the quiet. He watches Sanji toy with the edge of the napkin—fold, unfold, fold—the jitter bleeding off in tidy motions. “You okay?”

 

Sanji gives the automatic I’m fine that people with good manners and bruised nerves wear like perfume. It hangs between them, polite, useless. Then he sighs, deflating a notch. “He wouldn’t take no for an answer. I didn’t want to make a scene. You looked like you wouldn’t mind if I made a small one.”

 

“You did good,” Zoro says simply. “Picking a bigger scene to hide in.”

 

Sanji rolls the napkin into a cylinder and sets it down as if he’s building a small, useless tower. “You were very convincing,” he says. “I was almost convinced.”

 

“By?”

 

He looks at Zoro’s mouth and then away. “By the part where I wanted to kiss you for real as a thank you. Which is reckless. And rude. And not my style.”

 

“Manners are overrated,” Zoro says, and his smile is a sliver.” So is That guy’s not your type?”

 

Sanji lifted a brow. “I don’t have a type for people who ignore ‘no.’”

 

“Good policy.” Zoro glanced toward the bar, satisfied the threat was truly gone, then slid his hand away from Sanji’s shoulder with deliberate slowness, giving him time to say if he wanted it to stay. Courtesy, not distance.

 

Sanji surprised himself by missing the weight. He covered it by reaching for Zoro’s abandoned book and turning it to read the spine.

 

“You reading at a rooftop bar?” Sanji asked, delighted. “Dangerous.”

 

“Crowds make me want to sharpen things.” Zoro smirked. “Whiskey takes the edge off. Words do the rest.”

 

“Mm. I use butter.”

 

“That explains why you smell like a good decision.”

 

Heat crept up Sanji’s throat—not embarrassment, exactly. Interest maybe? “You noticed?”

 

“Hard not to.” Zoro tapped the glass. “You said you owed me one.”

 

“I did.” Sanji cocked his head, hair catching the light. “What’s your price?”

 

“One real conversation,” Zoro said. “No pretending.”

 

Sanji laughed, small and genuine. “You don’t make this easy.”

 

“Never,” Zoro said, like a promise.

 

They let the city hum around them awhile. It was the kind of quiet that’s earned, the kind two strangers can only manage when danger’s been defused and something else has started in its place.

 

“So,” Sanji said, chin propped on his hand. “If I hadn’t asked you to rescue me, were you going to sit here all night reading like a monk?”

 

“Like a guy who got dragged to a coworker’s birthday and escaped before the cake.” Zoro’s eyes crinkled. “You?”

 

“Friends insisted I ‘touch grass.’” Sanji air-quoted. “I compromised with ‘touch rooftop.’”

 

“Reasonable.”

 

“Rare for me.” He took another sip, then set the glass down, fingers tracing the ring of condensation. “You really okay, by the way? Jumping into drama for a stranger is… not nothing.”

 

Zoro shrugged, and say simply “Saw someone cornered. I’ve been there. Doesn’t cost me much to lean.”

 

Sanji held his gaze a second longer than necessary. “I’ll still pay,” he said lightly. “In kind.”

 

Zoro’s mouth did that almost-smile again. “Dinner?”

 

“Bold to assume I can cook.”

 

“You just admitted you’re a chef.”

 

“Anyone can lie,” Sanji said teasingly.

 

“You don’t smell like lies.”

 

Sanji’s laugh escaped before he could keep it cool, bright as the string lights overhead. “Okay, swordsman.”

 

Zoro blinked. “What?”

 

“The hands. The posture. The way you looked at that guy like you were measuring angles, not deciding if you ‘felt like it.’” Sanji pointed with his eyes, not his finger, to the calluses along Zoro’s index and thumb. “I’ll guess blades? “ 

 

“Work, not hobby,” Zoro said. “But fine. Chef.”

 

“Work and hobby,” Sanji admitted. “You ever need a knife sharpened, you come to me.”

 

“Trade you,” Zoro said. “You ever need someone to run interference, you come to me.”

 

Sanji’s smile gentled. “Deal.”

 

The crowd reshaped around them—new arrivals, a wave of laughter, the barback shouldering past with a crate of oranges. Music shivered up from the DJ’s booth, something mellow that made conversation easy.

 

Zoro lifted his glass in a small salute. “To temporary arrangements.”

 

Sanji clinked it. “And interesting endings.”

 

They drank. They talked. They did the thing where you compare favorite corners of the city like trading cards—Sanji naming a bakery that opened at five for the first brioche of the day, Zoro mapping a park that was quiet at sunrise, no joggers to dodge. Sanji learned that Zoro hated ties, loved grilled mackerel, and got lost exclusively when he was sure he wouldn’t. Zoro learned that Sanji had three burn scars shaped like countries and opinions about olive oil that were religious.

 

At some point, Sanji realized his shoulders were still loose. At some point after that, he forgot to count the minutes.

 

“Do you always say yes to reckless men with good hair?” Zoro asked with amusement in his voice.

 

“Only when they save me from worse choices,” Sanji said. “Also, my hair is great.”

 

“It is,” Zoro conceded.

 

Silence settled again, companionable. The city breathed. The wind picked up, lifted Sanji’s fringe; Zoro’s fingers twitched like he might smooth it down, then stilled.

 

Sanji tilted his head. “You can, you know.”

 

“Can what?”

 

“Touch my hair.” His tone was light. His eyes were very not.

 

Zoro’s hand rose and paused, a question without words. Sanji nodded. Fingers slid through gold, gentle, patient. Something uncoiled in Sanji’s chest he hadn’t noticed was tight. The world did the soft-focus thing he mocked in movies.

 

“Careful,” Sanji said, voice gone low. “That’s boyfriend behavior.”

 

Zoro’s thumb traced his temple, deliberate. “Guess we overshot ninety seconds.”

 

Sanji’s mouth curved. He leaned in, not quite a kiss, the distance between them charged like a live wire. “Temporary arrangements,” he echoed, breath warm. “Do you want to renegotiate?”

 

Zoro’s laugh was quiet, pleased. “Yeah,” he said. “Let’s draft something open-ended.”

 

Sanji slid his phone across the table. Zoro typed with blunt precision and returned it. The screen glowed with a new contact: Zoro (Gets Lost, Fights Well). Sanji snorted and added his own to Zoro’s: Sanji (Feeds You, Looks Better).

 

They stood together, neither rushing for the door this time. Zoro collected his book, Sanji his lighter and the sapphire ring he’d been rolling around his finger. At the stairwell, Sanji glanced back at the spot where he’d been cornered. It looked smaller now.

 

“Walk you out?” Zoro asked.

 

“I’ll allow it.” Sanji slipped his hand into the crook of Zoro’s arm like they didn’t have to pretend anymore. “And hey,” he added, smirking sideways, “thanks for not being a murderer.”

 

Zoro deadpanned. “Terrible for business.”

 

Sanji laughed into the night. “Good for dinner.”

 

They left together without ceremony—Sanji’s laugh echoing down the stairwell, Zoro’s heavy steps steady beside him. Outside, the city lights scattered across their shoulders, and the night opened wide, waiting.

 

 

 


 

 

The streets hummed quieter than the bar had, traffic thinning into the pulse of headlights and the soft rush of tires. Sanji clicked his lighter multiple times before , the flame finally catching on the third try. Zoro took the cigarette from his lips without asking, and took slow drew then handed it back with the ghost of a smirk.

 

“That’s theft,” Sanji muttered, though the smile gave him away.

 

“Borrowing,” Zoro said. His voice carried the same weight it had all night—simple, certain.

 

Sanji let the smoke curl past his lips, eyes dragging over the way Zoro’s shoulders filled his shirt, the easy strength in his posture. “You know,” he said lightly, “my place is a few blocks from here. Kitchen’s always stocked, bed’s decent, view’s not bad either.” He tilted his head, testing. “Unless you’ve got somewhere better to be?”

 

Zoro’s gaze found him, steady and hot all at once. “Nowhere better,” he said, and it wasn’t just an answer—it was a vow.

 

They didn’t bother pretending after that.

 

By the time they stumbled through Sanji’s apartment door, the air between them was already charged, every glance in the cab ride over thick with unspoken promise. Jackets hit the floor. Laughter tumbled against skin. Sanji’s fingers tangled in the collar of Zoro’s shirt, tugging him closer; Zoro’s hands found Sanji’s waist, grounding and greedy all at once.

 

The city might have kept watch outside the window, but inside, it was only them.

 

Whiskey burned sweet on Sanji’s tongue when he kissed Zoro, and Zoro kissed like he didn’t believe in wasted time. His eyes when they pulled apart—hungry, intent—made Sanji feel less like a man and more like a feast laid out on a silver platter. And God, he wanted it: to be devoured, to be taken in whole, to be savored until nothing of him was left but shuddering breath and bones of fire.

 

Every touch was rough-edged but careful, as if Zoro knew exactly where not to press too hard, exactly how to keep Sanji right on the edge of giving in. Sanji, who lived in his body like it was an open kitchen, let himself be undone by the steadiness of it—by the way Zoro looked at him like appetite and reverence were the same thing.

 

Sheets tangled, clothes scattered, and the night unraveled in a rhythm both reckless and inevitable.

 

It was magical.

 

After that ,when the room smelled of sweat and smoke and something new Sanji couldn’t name, he found himself lying with his head against Zoro’s chest. The steady rise and fall, the drum of his heartbeat, the weight of an arm still looped lazily around him—it was absurd, how safe it felt.

 

Sanji’s eyes drifted closed and he didn’t fight it.

 

He slept soundly, breath deepening into the steady tide of dreams.

 

And Zoro lay awake a moment longer, eyes open to the ceiling, listening to the silence settle like dust.

 

 


 

 

 

The clock ticked on as Zoro sat at the edge of the bed, his shirt half-buttoned, boots laced but unmoving. The glow of early dawn stretched across the room in thin strokes, painting Sanji in soft gold. He lay tangled in the sheets, lips parted in sleep, one hand curled loosely on the pillow where Zoro’s shoulder had been.

 

Zoro should’ve left already. He had places to be, instructions to follow. Instead, he stayed.

 

His gaze dragged over Sanji’s features, memorizing them as though he didn’t trust the world to keep them intact. The blond hair mussed from Zoro’s fingers, the faint lines of exhaustion eased now in rest, the gentlest smile tugging his mouth like he was dreaming of something good.

 

“You idiot,” Zoro muttered under his breath, almost fond. “One night and you’ve already got me thinking stupid things.”

 

The truth clawed up, uninvited: I think I’m in love.

 

It was reckless. It was dangerous. It was impossible— not him at all , and yet, as he watched Sanji breathe slow and even, Zoro couldn’t shove the thought back down. The blond lay draped in morning light, lashes fanned against his cheeks, mouth softened in sleep.

 

Zoro had never believed in love at first sight. He’d scoffed at the very idea, told himself it was just something people invented to explain bad decisions. But then Sanji had walked into his line of sight, blue eyes flashing like glass catching fire, and it had undone him in a heartbeat. From that moment at the table, when Sanji leaned close and asked him to play along, Zoro had been lost—and not in the way he usually was.

 

It wasn’t just attraction. It was the way Sanji’s smile had cut through the noise, the way his laugh had lit something Zoro thought long dead, the way he looked at Zoro like he saw him—not the weapon, not the blade, but the man.

 

Zoro sat there longer than he should’ve, drinking in every detail: the tousled gold hair spread across the pillow, the curve of Sanji’s shoulder rising with each even breath, the faint scent of smoke and salt still clinging to the sheets. He’d sworn nothing could break past the walls he’d built around himself. And yet here lay the one man who had stepped over them without even trying.

 

For the first time in years, Zoro felt the urge to protect something—not a mission, not a paycheck, not a secret, but a person. This person.

 

And it terrified him more than any blade ever had.

 

The phone buzzed in his pocket, shattering the fragile stillness.

 

He pulled it out.

 

Nami:

Target confirmed. Client wired the full amount. Location attached.

 

Zoro stared at the message, then He pocketed the phone without answering, eyes finding Sanji again.

 

“You asked if I was a serial killer,” he whispered, the faintest curl of a smile twisting bitter. “Guess I’m still under quota.”

 

He leaned down, just enough to brush his knuckles lightly against Sanji’s cheek, careful not to wake him.

 

Then he rose, slung his jacket over his shoulder, and slipped quietly out the door—carrying with him both the weight of love he couldn’t admit, and murder waiting in his pocket.

 

Inside, Sanji slept on, tangled in sheets, trusting the quiet.

 

Outside, Zoro walked into the gray-blue dawn, murder waiting in his pocket.

 

He paused at the curb, the chill of morning biting through his shirt, and looked back once—toward the windows glowing faintly with the warmth he’d just left behind. His chest tightened with a pressure he didn’t have a name for, except the one he refused to speak aloud.

 

Maybe this is it, he thought. Maybe I just met the only person who ever made me believe in something more… and maybe I’ll never get to see him again.

 

Duty pressed heavy in his palm, the phone burning with its message. But the memory of Sanji’s laughter, the flash of blue eyes across a crowded bar, clung to him like a scar he didn’t want to heal.

Zoro pulled his collar higher against the wind and forced his feet forward. Each step carried him further from the bed he already knew he belonged to, and deeper into the kind of work that might steal him from it forever.

 

And for the first time in years, Roronoa Zoro wished—longed—that fate would grant him another night.

 

 

Notes:

Of course with a twist lol

Hope you enjoyed it <3