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Howdy! My name is Asgore Dreemurr and I have, radiant, fluffy white fur (Kris thinks that is how I got my name, and it would be a pity to break their innocent teenaged heart.) I have blonde hair that reaches my mid-back like a shaggy fur coat. I also have soft, brown eyes that glow blue and orange ever so subtly at times.
Countless folks (Kris, and Tori when she's drunk) tell me I look like The Singing Goat from Hoodwinked (I am confused how they came to that conclusion, but I'd prefer it if only they referred to me as such.) I’m not related to the Goat, but... a lingering thought wishes I was... as strange as that is. One time when Tori and I were alone, she said he was incredibly charming and handesome. I believe she was teasing me because I'm the lone member of the family who isn't musically gifted.
I am a Boss Monster, and other monsters say my teeth are unusually straight and white... which is impressive, since I've had at least six knocked out during my four year career as a college football star, and my eight year career as a prize fighter...
I have rough, gray skin, and I thank the Angel daily it is hidden by my lovely fur. Other than one time... Kris shaved a small portion of my back and they told me my skin looked grey and wrinkly, like a mummy.
My current profession is Hometown Chief of Police... but because our town has so little crime, if one can call Dess and Kris drawing swear words on the sidewalk in chalk a "crime." Although Dess is 23 and Kris is 16... and they should know better, I don't mind at all.
Because Hometown is so peaceful, I spend most of my shifts either on call, or patrolling surrounding cities and towns in nearby districts. I have been fired and blacklisted from several of those districts because I lived up to the "Serve and Protect" motto. As angry as it has made me, I can't help but find it tragically ironic.
Thank the Angel, but mostly Carol for tearing our Governer a new one until my position was reinstated. I don't think I have ever seen her remotely bothered by anything except for that.
Asriel, Kris and Dess say it is quite obvious I'm a middle-aged man with children from how I dress, they affectionately tease me and call me "Dadgore". It's hilarious if I'm being honest. Even Noelle called me Dadgore once, I had to fight difficult urge to chuckle at how softly, and innocently she said it.
My wardrobe is composed of hawaiian shirts, as well as cargo shorts and cargo pants for chilly days. I love Home Depot, it is where I buy all my gardening supplies, gardening tools as well as lumber and miscellaneous tools to repair the home and my rusty old Ford Ranger. I understand I should buy local... but the closest local business that sells what I need is halfway across the state.
My apologies for the tangent, ever since I've become a Father, my attention span has shrunk a bit, but my day was lovely, I was wearing my favourite pink hawaiian shirt, and a comfy pair of tan cargo pants. I was also wearing my gold delta-rune necklace Tori bought for me on our seventh year anniversary. I love how it gently bounces off of my chest every step I take.
My favourite part of this wonderful day when I went for a peaceful walk north, along the shore of the stream to the east of town. It wasn't anything special, just my usual routine of watching for animals and foraging native plants to grow for my hobby. The sun was shining, the birds were singing, the flowers were blooming. It was the perfect day for a game of catch.
During my walk, I followed the path that led off from the shore quite far north into the forest. It was an accident, but I still feel awful for invading their privacy... I saw Dess and Asriel sharing a kiss and an embrace (It was the sweetest, most wholesome thing I've ever seem.) at one of the picnic tables beside the dense forest path... I gave an apologetic wave, but both had already turned crimson and ran off. I hope they don't feel ashamed of themselves, but I understand what it's like being young. I was just as easily flustered as Azzie when I was college age too.
At first I was baffled as to why why Noelle eagerly asked me to write this, even though nobody else would see it... but I think I understand, well.... I don't understand the original, l I get the idea, I had fun.
The original had rather harsh language, but Noelle's not only a teenager, she has a love of her own now as well.
Susie is rather fiery and has helped Noelle come out of the closet... I mean out of her shell... Angel, they remind me of Rudy and myself at that age.
I hope those two are more than just the summer crush Rudy and I were.
But I suppose that's my queue to put down the pen... I'd best keep this somewhere safe, I'd like to be able to come back to this every now and again to read it again.
I enjoy being the Chief of Police, as well as being a Social Worker... but those jobs weigh on me a bit... But moments like today with a happy, loving community and family make all of it worth it.
Oh Heaven! I'm still writing my thoughts!