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Volo was walking around Pasio he was feeling evil asf so he went to find someone to mess with and try and brainwash idfk. He saw some DUMBASS blocking the sidewalk talking to a pidove. It was Natural Harmonia Gropius, Volo only liked him because he could talk to Pokemon. So maybe if he could befriend N he could trick him into talking to Arceus or something.
So Volo tapped on his shoulder. “𝓗𝓮𝓱… Good morning N.” He smiled very evily (idk if that’s a word) N turned around and smiled at Volo not evily but very friendly and polite. “Good morning Volo, what brings you here on this fine day.” Volo smiled feeling very evil cause he’s always evil and he looked N up and down probably judging his shitty ass taste in fashion “Oh just walking…Its so lonely and I just wish I had a friends or something hahahaha”
Naturally (haha pun) N felt so bad for Volo because he too used to crave the companionship of a human. So being the polite and nice man he is he offered up. “Would you like me to accompany you today? If you’d like we could even be..friends?” N loves making friends, he only had a few, most of them being literal 16 year olds so maybe he could actually interact with someone his age.
Volo smirked like that one evil smirk he always does “Aww really? That would be nice. We can be friends. I’ll teach you all about friendship.” Volo didn’t actually know anything about friendship all his relationships were with people who benefited him somehow.
N smiled “oh boy I can’t wait!!” Volo was a very adult man so he must know about very adult friend activities to do. So the two walked around together, going to cafes, talking to pokemon, and Volo would try and plant his beliefs into N because he’s evil asf. At the end of the day Volo was so sure he’d have N to help him for his super evil plan.
“Thanks for teaching me about important adult friend activities today Volo. You’re the only adult friend I have. I hope we can do this more often.” Then he did that dumbass chuckle and shook Volo’s hand. Volo did an evil smirk again and responded very friendly and nicecore “oh yeah definitely. Let’s hang out tomorrow. I can show you some very interesting adult places for friends.” Then Volo went to his house (a cave) while N went to rest in the woods because he’s homeless and can’t stay still in a normal bed.
But over the weeks as Volo had started to kind of like N. Like not in a tool way. N was a very simple guy, he was very polite and nice who wouldn’t like him. Even if he talked really fast and looked hollow inside. N was the most tolerable person he knew. So even when N would take him to see modern inventions like the Ferris wheel and the Ferris wheel again (that’s literally it.) he would try and convince himself it was all for his evil plan.
But similar outings kept happening because Volo no longer felt the need to make up excuses to just avoid N. Maybe it was because Volo pitied N for not understanding simple things like relationships. Which left Volo trying to explain these things to N in the most simple of terms. But N did not know any of that, he had been groomed and sheltered his whole life. This led to Volo just “teaching” N about those kinds of things. Like holding hands. But in a very platonic and masculine way. Nothing romantic. Definitely not. After all N is just a tool to him.
But when he thought the idea of relationships were finally something N could grasp he was absolutely wrong after the DUMBASS pointed at Silver and Ethan holding hands and confidently said the two were “very close friends”. Once again, Volo had to try and explain romantic relationships rather than platonic ones. So examples are much easier. Maybe he did kiss N a few times. But it was always in a platonic and masculine way. No homosexuality at all. No romance involved. Volo was just being a good person and teaching N about romantic gestures and intimacy.
After days of “teaching” N did finally learn what love truly was. He seemed rather proud of his understandings. He would confidently point at couples and whisper to Volo that they were in a romantic relationship. It was stupid, but cute in a way. But finally all that mattered was Volo being so close to reaching his goal. He would soon obtain his arc suit.
He challenged Cynthia, he knew he’d win. He was so sure his god would finally acknowledge him. Acknowledge his strength, and everyone would be there to see. Rei would be there, Akari would be there, and N. N would be cheering, believing Volo’s good intentions. Believing he truly liked him.
“Volo?” N smiled softly, it was very late and usually N was asleep at this time. He had a strict schedule. Volo looked up “N? What are you doing here?” N laughed softly, a pale blush on his face. “I just wanted to wish you good luck for tomorrow. I know you’ll win” Volo nodded smiling back, though lacking any genuine emotion. He stood up to face N, nearly tripping, he was a little surprised when the other kissed him. Surely N knew they were friends. Surely now that N understood what love was, knew what he was doing? It left Volo confused. Something he could not understand. Even as he watched N walk away he did not have an answer.
N can’t love him. He can’t love N. N is a tool.