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1. Strategic Maneuvers by Alexa_K3S

   Fandoms: The Umbrella Academy (TV)  

   • Mature
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   29 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Number Five | The Boy/Lila Pitts
   • Number Five | The Boy & Lila Pitts
   • Number Five | The Boy (Umbrella Academy)
   • Lila Pitts
   • Vanya Hargreeves | Viktor Hargreeves
   • Number Six | Ben Hargreeves
   • Allison Hargreeves
   • Luther Hargreeves
   • Diego Hargreeves
   • Comedy
   • Romantic Comedy
   • Scheming

   Summary

   Lila was up to something—and Five knew it wasn’t going to end well. The problem? Her “something” involved him, his apartment, and two weeks of unpredictable chaos he absolutely didn’t sign up for.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,527

   Chapters:

   3/?

   Comments:

   21

   Kudos:

   28

   Bookmarks:

   2

   Hits:

   205