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1. On the perks of dating an immortal masochist by HarleyAWarren

   Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)  

   • Explicit
   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence, Rape/Non-Con
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • Graphic Depictions Of Violence
   • Rape/Non-Con
   • Hidan/Kakuzu (Naruto)
   • Hidan (Naruto)
   • Kakuzu (Naruto)
   • Sounding
   • Extremely Dubious Consent
   • Don't Try This at Home
   • Wound Fucking
   • Drowning
   • Masochism
   • Sadism
   • Dead Dove: Do Not Eat
   • They match each other freak to a degree that is dangerous to the public

   Summary

   Hidan is an annoying little shit. Kakuzu decides he has to punish him but doesn't want to sew him back afterwards.

   Also, he enjoys torturing him a little too much.

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   6,676

   Chapters:

   2/2

   Collections:

   2

   Comments:

   3

   Kudos:

   69

   Bookmarks:

   5

   Hits:

   687