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So, Lord Paperback is back.
Autumn noticed him the moment he stepped through the door. At this point, her internal radar for tall, posh-accented mystery men with impeccable taste in knitwear was so finely tuned she could sense his arrival before the bells on the front door even jingled.
He had a quietly striking, intellectual sort of handsomeness—someone you might initially underestimate, until you found yourself glancing back to look at him again. His face was symmetrical and expressive, with a calm, serious demeanour that hinted at depth beneath the surface. Dangerous secrets. Hidden pasts. Possibly offshore bank accounts.
His well-defined cheekbones gave structure to his face without appearing gaunt, and a straight nose complemented his classic profile.
Autumn tried not to sigh as she studied him. His skin was fair, with a healthy but understated tone, and cheekbones that could cut through a paperback cover. The glasses—round, wire-rimmed, absurdly charming—only made it worse. He looked like the kind of man who annotated his marginalia in fountain pen.
The glasses suited him perfectly, reinforcing the impression of someone thoughtful, articulate, and perhaps slightly aloof.
Or possibly involved in international espionage.
Autumn pretended to straighten a stack of bookmarks as she watched him cross the café, his pale blue shirt layered under a navy cardigan, sleeves pushed back just enough to reveal forearms that looked suspiciously like they might belong to a fencing instructor. His hair—dark, wavy, slightly tousled—fell with deliberate imperfection over a romantic widow’s peak that had absolutely no business existing in the real world.
The man was a walking literary device.
Autumn was just curious. Curious and… observational. That’s all.
Around her, Dog-Eared & Divine bustled with its usual mid-morning chorus—espresso hissing from the café’s ancient machine, the soft rustle of pages being turned, the low hum of conversation. A college student in a hoodie with a Sierra Western logo was chatting up a girl by the counter. She could hear customers chatting about the Horizons’ latest game. The store always smelled like roasted coffee, warm paper, pastries, and occasionally Zach’s cologne, which he insisted was "artisan musk, thank you very much."
Songs from Aesthetic Ruin’s Anthology Project were playing through both the bookstore and café – at present the playfully wistful I don’t rhyme neatly could be heard, Jake Harrington’s wife Jen Liu-Harrington singing that she was full of things she hadn’t said yet.
Vivian had curated the entire place like a living mood board. Romance had draped velvet and fairy lights; the erotica nook was all red lacquer and privacy screens; literary fiction got wood panels and brooding author portraits; sci-fi had silver spray-painted shelves and a TARDIS-blue beanbag. Every genre had a vibe, and Autumn knew them all by heart.
Except that Mr Tall Hot And British always came in at the same time. Ordered the same thing. Read for an hour, browsed the shelves, and then wandered—seemingly aimlessly—into the fiction section, where she just so happened to be doing Very Important Bookstore Business.
She was mid-theory.
Today’s working hypothesis: diplomat-turned-assassin. The kind who hid out quietly in the Swiss Alps, who once signed peace accords in Venice and now carried a blade in his boot and secrets in his jacket lining. She imagined him cornering someone in the stacks—voice low, eyes unreadable, whispering something like You shouldn’t have come here.
Maybe he'd been involved in the fall of a small government. Maybe he only read Le Carré because it felt nostalgic.
Her gaze drifted speculatively over his cardigan. Definitely cashmere. Possibly bulletproof.
Or maybe he was an undercover fencing instructor, or a rogue BBC presenter who had run away from the autocue to live among paperbacks.
Then—like a record scratch cutting across her reverie: “Excuse me, miss? Do you work here, or do you just stare at people in the coffee shop?”
Autumn startled and turned, caught red-handed by a middle-aged woman holding a gift card and the unmistakable glint of urgent Christmas shopping in her eyes. Her tone was pointed, but not entirely unkind.
“Yes. I mean - I work here,” Autumn replied, tearing her eyes away from Sir Posh A Lot.
Fifteen minutes of scented candle recommendations, nonfiction suggestions, and one merciful return later, Autumn looked up from the counter -
- and saw the café empty.
No sign of him. No cardigan. No glasses. No fencing-instructor forearms.
Her stomach sank. Which was ridiculous.
But then she turned back toward the stacks.
And there he was.
Tall, relaxed, leaning slightly on one hip like he had all the time in the world. He was easily a head taller than her, which made the way she had to tilt her chin up to meet his eyes feel vaguely cinematic - and deeply unjust.
The round, wire-rimmed glasses added a touch of old-world academic charm to his clear direct eyes. He studied her now, his gaze steady and intelligent, with a hint of wry detachment as though he was more accustomed to reading people than being read himself.
His cardigan fit perfectly across his shoulders - just snug enough to hint at what was underneath without trying too hard. No man should be able to rock a cardigan that hard.
Up close, the whole bookish Oxford-don aesthetic gave way to something leaner, more physical. The kind of build that suggested regular workouts disguised under wool and irony.
He wore his dark hair in a tidy yet relaxed style—neatly parted and pushed back, with just enough tousle to suggest he might have run a hand through it in mild exasperation. It was thick, with a slight wave that adds softness to his otherwise structured look.
His widow’s peak, subtle but noticeable was romantic - adding to his dark-academic allure and he smelled like sandalwood and something faintly citrusy - clean and expensive - the kind of scent that made her think of hotel suites and whispered secrets.
He was holding a book with one hand, his fingers long and elegant, the cuff of his shirt just brushing his wristwatch. The other hand stayed casually in his pocket. His glasses caught the light just enough to obscure his eyes, but she knew they were on her.
Smiling like he hadn't just watched her daydream for twenty straight minutes.
“Hi,” he said in That Voice.
The Voice that she’d possibly started dreaming about.
“Would you happen to know where I can find the other books by this author?”
She stared up at him blankly. The way he looked at her - as if she were a story he was considering reading - made her stomach flip.
Autumn blinked at the cover.
He’d picked something from New Releases. Something he definitely already knew the answer to.
She cleared her throat. “Of course. Please follow me, sir.”
And Lord Paperback followed.