Work Text:
5:05am
Clary:
OHMYGODSIMONHELPME
Simon:
What?
Clary:
YOUKNOWHOWIZZYBROKEHERLEG AND HOWSHE’S STAYING AT MY PLACE BECAUSE MAGNUS IS THE WORST PERSON TO BE AROUND WHEN YOU CAN’T THREATEN TO HIGH KICK HIM IN THE FACE?
Simon:
….
Clary:
I kissed Isabelle.
Simon:
… good?
Clary:
On the forehead
While she was asleep
Except she wasn’t and now she KNOWS
Simon:
Knows what?
Clary:
….
Nothing.
Izzy:
Simon.
Simon.
Simon.
Simon:
it’s five am
Izzy:
Simon.
Simon.
Simon:
Go to sleep.
Izzy:
Simon.
Simon:
YES?
Izzy:
Do you know anyone who has a crush on me?
Simon:
Is this high school?
Izzy:
Simon.
Simon:
I’m serious.
Izzy:
Simon.
Simon.
Simon.
…
Simon:
Clary stop freaking out for five seconds and get Izzy to stop texting me too.
Clary:
Izzy is texting you?
Omg.
Omgomgomgomg
Simon:
Stop.
I’m turning off my phone.
…
Isabelle:
Hey magnus you can tell when a person has a crush right?
Magnus:
You are in love with Clary yes.
…
Isabelle:
Hey your boyfriend is stupid also can you tell if clary has a crush on me?
Alec?
Alec.
Alec.
Alec.
Alec.
Alec:
I’m turning off my phone.
…
Clary:
Hey Raphael can you ask Simon to turn his phone back on I have to tell him something really important.
Raphael:
Erase this number.
Clary:
k sure but like first can you like make simon talk to me?
Raphael?
Raphael?
Raphael?
Simon:
Okay now raphael is SUPER pissed about me giving you his number god that was supposed to be for emergencies only.
Clary:
Right but like.
I’m in love with Isabelle.
Simon:
No shit.
Clary:
FINE I’ll ask Jace for advice.
Simon:
Oh god.
Actually yes.
Yes that is a great idea.
Do it.
Clary:
You’re the worst.
…
Clary:
So don’t freak out but I’m kind of in love with Isabelle.
Jace:
OH MY GOD WHAT?????????????????
DOES SHE KNOW??????
WTF???????????
Clary:
Yeah.
Jace:
I'm sorry Clary.
Clary:
You don't think she likes me?
Jace:
I mean i've known her for forever i'd know if she did.
sorry!
:(
Clary:
Okay.
Thanks xx
…
Simon:
So like I’m feeling a bit concerned right now. When I said ask jace for help I was being sarcastic
You know that right?
Like
You haven’t actually asked him for advice have you?
…
Isabelle:
No one is helping me you’re my last hope.
Jace:
What?
Isabelle:
Does clary like me?
Jace:
Yeah.
Isabelle:
Cool.
Jace:
Don’t worry I talked to her about it
Wait what
Cool?
Why?
Izzy?
…
Isabelle:
so the bathroom is really interesting huh?
Clary:
um.
Isabelle:
you’ve been in there for like
two hours
are you okay?
Clary:
Yeah im great haha just chillin how’s your leg feeling?
Isabelle:
my leg would like you to come and talk to me.
Clary:
Yeah sure just a second lol
…
Clary:
Simon!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Simon:
Yes????????
Clary:
She wants to talk to me hugrdlsijf.sldjfjfsef;sef;as
Simon:
Um.
You should
talk to her?
Clary:
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
Okay.
…
Isabelle:
Clary?
…
10:23am
Clary:
OH My GOD SI I JUST TOTALLY MADE OUT WITH ISABELLE AND SHE TOUCHED MY BOOBS IT WAS GREAT THANKSSO MUCH FOR YOUR HELP BEST FRIEND EVA XXXXXX
Clary:
Oops wrong person.
Raphael:
SIMON I'M CHANGING MY NUMBER AND IF YOU GIVE IT TO ANYONE ELSE SO HELP ME