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After a long and annoying round of idk fucking dying maybe, a few of the survivors teleported into the cabin to see a box on the table in front of the chalkboard.

Boring.
Cuz almost 80% of other chatfics follow this context, which is 'box out of air! I wonder what it is!'.

Because the Spectre wanted to be special in a good way, it put a much of stickers on the box and a sticky note saying "U-Uwu!!! S-sempai!! Open m-me!!! Nya-!~" which only interested Noob and Chance.

Noob was a pussy so they didn't open the box, but Chance did; and a crab jumped onto his face.

"AHZJWHUEHDWUDWHAT THE SHITJSHUDHWDN"

He was panicking trying to pull the crab of, and decided it was a good idea to shoot himself in the face.

The sound was so loud that a few others outside came to check what happened.
Builderman and Shedletsky were the first to come in, their eyes immediately falling upon the dead Chance and crab-on-face.

"What happened!?"

Questioned Builderman.

He was looking at Noob and Elliot(Who was also there to see what happened)

"At least we know we respawn if we died here!"

A voice came from behind the two said, making them jump and turn to face the voice who was actually Chance.

Noob backed away.

"D-Don't ever do that a-again!!!"

"You sound like an e-kitten."

"..."

Noob then walked up to Chance and kicked them in the balls.

"YAAAAAAOIIII!!!!!!🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈"

Chance screamed in pain.

"Why is there a dead crab on dead you?"

Fattass(Shedletsky) asked, pointing at the corpse and the dead crab on their face.

"It jumped on my face from that box over there!"

Chance then pointed at the table where all eyes on the room fell on the box, before looking at the door that slowly creeked open.

"Spawn! Tell me what on Earth happened?"
"Why are there two Chances'?"
"And why is one alive?"

Elliot snickered at Two Time's last lines.
Chance just put a hand over their chest and dramatically gasp.

"I'm never giving you head again!!!"

"Rephrase..."
"And why is one dead?"

Elliot's Snickers turned into giggles he tried to hide while, unlike him, Shedletsky started laughing his ass off.

"But seriously, what's happened?"

"The box on table had a crab inside and it jumped on Chance's face, so he shot himself."

Elliot answered.

"Guys there are phones in here!"

Shedletsky said, everyone's attention going back to the box.

Chance rushed back towards the box to pull a phone out.

"Hell yeah!!!"
"Finally something happened in this place!!"

Then lightning struck them.
From fucking nowhere.

"Guess lady luck ain't on my side today...!"

They walked back towards the group, coming from nowhere.

They bent down and grabbed their phone, turning it on then getting flashed by the screen brightness and the wallpaper which happened to be a picture of a cock.

"WHAT."

He just stared at the screen in horror, then slowly turned the phone to the crowed and almost all of them (ALMOST) covered their eyes and and let out an "ewww!!" like some teenage girls in Hollywood movies would.

"That's gross."

Two Time simply said, still looking at the phone before slowly turning to look at Chance; they looked uninterested.

"And it's also pretty small."

"Since when were you the boss of sizes?"

"Actually I just know what above average looks, and that's what it might look to the likeness of you."

Shedletsky, Noob and Elliot all began giggling.

"May spawn bless your day!"

They optimisticly said before walking up to the box to take a phone, it somehow being much better than Chance's in multiple ways.

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5:51pm

A few minutes passed and everyone had a phone in hand. (🥹)

Chance changed the wallpaper, Noob stole a bunch of stickers from the box and stuck them on their phone, and the people who weren't mentioned where there too, all messing with their phones and Taph thought it'd be a good idea to search up the green website and flash everyone in the room.

While all this was happening, Noob thought it would be a great idea to make a group chat!

For rounds and stuff like that, maybe mayhem but she doesn't know.

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Newb! created a group chat.
Newb! renamed the group chat: bootyholes.
Newb! added Cuphead, Sheshleshky, and 10+ more.

Grok: I did NOT agree to ts

Cuphead: wh

pizzapizaa: noob

Newb!: what

pizzapizaa: why

Newb!: for rounds and nonsense

Sheshleshky: reasonable

Sheshleshky: anyways guys wanna hear a shower thought of mine

1337: no

allurbaserbelong2me: no

PRAISE THE SPAWN: no

Cuphead: ok

pizzapizaa: no

boom: no

Builderban: No

Duse: no

Grok: no

Wankwood: no

Janey: no

Newb!: no

Abracadabra: no

Sheshleshky: what if bombs and/or nukes were sentient, and the only reason they blow up is because they get aroused by the ground, therefore the term; blow me?

pizzapizaa: what

Cuphead: wait low-key good question

pizzapizaa: what the fuck do you mean by good question

Cuphead: think about it... Like imagine we were lied to about the sensory things and they WERE sentient all along

Cuphead: and if bombs being horny shits is real too... heh...

Duse: This is why kids should stay in school.

Boom: why aren't you rhyming

Duse: why aren't you mute

Wankwood: wow

Wankwood: making fun of disabled ppl? Especially as an admin?

Boom: go fuck yourself

Boom: also why r u called wankwood

Wankwood: Veeronica named me

Grok: uwu

Cuphead: kill yourself bitch

Grok: no fuck you

Newb!: @grok what if a friend of mine wears the same hat as an older friend who got banned and idk where they went

Grok: I can take the cap off if it brings u unwanted dejavu

Newb!: no need!! I actually remember good times whenever I see you wearing that!!

Grok: oke :3

allurbaserbelong2me: is ts yaori, Yuri, or hetry?

Grok: I hope u're aware that yaoi and Yuri and maybe yaori are porn related, right?

allurbaserbelong2me: wait really?

Newb!: what the fuck is a hetry

allurbaserbelong2me: hetro+y

pizzapizaa: stupid fucking shithead bitch it's called hentai

Cuphead: I love hentai

allurbaserbelong2me replied to pizzapizaa: stupid fucking sh....: turns out you're a good person by swearing! No wonder noob ships you with everyone.

allurbaserbelong2me: j/ sorry if that offended u

pizzapizaa: SORRY IF THAT OFFENDED ME?!!??????

pizzapizaa: YOU USED TO CALL ME SLURS THEN THROW MONKEY SHIT AT ME AND NOW YOU'RE SORRY?????

allurbaserbelong2me: I've apologized a bunch of times and if this is considered the only time you've heard (or read) an apology then that makes you an ignorant person.

pizzapizaa: IM IGNORANT

pizzapizaa: YES YES IM THE ONE WHO BURNT A PIZZA PLACE MORE THAN 7 TIMES AND ALWAYS IGNORE THE POOR PIZZA BOY'S AND THE ADMINS' WARNINGS! IM IGNORANT

allurbaserbelong2me: that was a long time ago, get over it

pizzapizaa: LIKE FUCKING HELL

Newb! muted pizzapizaa and allurbaserbelong2me for 1 hour.

Newb!: chill and calling urself poor pizza boy's crazy🥀🥀

Elliot: what the fuck did it call me?

Newb!: wait what Elliot why do u have two accounts

Newb!: nvm ur muted

pizzapizaa kicked Elliot.

Newb!: how the fuck did you do that.

Newb! unmuted pizzapizaa.

pizzapizaa: cuz I can

Newb! muted pizzapizaa for 1 hour.

Newb!: ok.

Grok: so...

Grok: are we not gonna talk abt

Grok: replied to Cuphead: I love hentai: this?

Cuphead: I never said that

Builderban: That is disgusting, Chance.

Sheshleshky: ngh... So... Formal~~!! T-too much!!!! Nyahh~~~!!!!

1337: What.

allurbaserbelong2me: 🫤

PRAISE THE SPAWN: 🫤

Cuphead: 🫤

pizzapizaa: 🫤

boom: 🫤

Builderban: What does that mean?

Duse: 😐

Grok: 🫤

Wankwood: 🫤

Janey: 🫤

Newb!: 🥹

Abracadabra: can I leave I'm not confirmed yet to come

Newb!: what

Abracadabra: 4rth wall breaks are an acrobat's special

Newb!: ????????cornball?????????????

Cuphead replied to Abracadabra: 4rth wall breaks are...: "4rth"🥀🥀🥀🥀

Grok: kill yourself you enby bitch

PRAISE THE SPAWN: I want to defend my enby friend

PRAISE THE SPAWN: but I also want him to be submissive

PRAISE THE SPAWN: spawn grant me answer

Grok: pshyco pig

Newb!: is that a fgtvee reference...?

Grok: kiss me.

Newb!: ok mommy🤑🤑🤑🤑

Cuphead: oh my god.

Sheshleshky: what

Cuphead: HE KISSED HER SCREEN MOUTH
1:🥹 5:😨

Cuphead: ho the heck reacted w/ 🥹

Newb!: didn't know 007 was a freak

Newb!: honestly why am I not surprised

Wankwood: @grok aren't you homophobic

Grok: you make me homophobic

Grok: wueerphovix even

Sheshleshky: wueerphovix

Grok: kys bitch

1337: guys a round's about to start

Sheshleshky: I forgot u were also here

1337: I've literally spoken twice

Sheshleshky: should've whispered sweet nothings to my ear instead

1337: ...you too ig????

Newb!: unfortunately I'ma have 2 unmute them.

Cuphead: low-key enemies to lovers

Newb!: fr

Boom replied to allurbaserbelong2me: hetro+ y: het... Heta.... lia...

Newb!: excuse me.

Newb!: go back to not talking ur gonna bring back unwanted memories
.
Cuphead: surprised I'm not the only weirdo.

Boom: shitface you are

Newb! replied to Cuphead: surprised I'm not t...: I hope u're thinking of smth other than what I'm thinking abt cuz if we shared the same thought I dont think I'd be able to see u the same qgain

Duse: hi

Boom: 🫵🙋👯👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨👨‍❤️‍💋‍👨💨💨💦💦💦💦

Duse: uhhuh....

Duse: after the round dearest

Cuphead: what did he say

Newb!: @Grok

Grok: oh.

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Round starting in: 0...

This round's killer:

Azure.

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Bootyholes.

6:35

Newb! unmuted allurbaserbelong2me and pizzapizaa.

PRAISE THE SPAWN: ...guys I'm gonna skip stunning the killer today

Abracadabra: UGH why's the author so basic almost 80% of chatfics include the killer eventually being this random guy

Abracadabra: who the fuck even is he,

PRAISE THE SPAWN replied to Abracadabra: UGH why's the auth...: ?????What

Cuphead: oh my god......

Cuphead: he's so....

Cuphead: he's so HOT

PRAISE THE SPAWN: what.

Builderban: New killer that looks overpowered = no messing around, Chance.

PRAISE THE SPAWN: I have another concern.

Cuphead: what abt doll?

PRAISE THE SPAWN: don't call me that.

PRAISE THE SPAWN: May spawn curse you in the worst ways possible, Chance.

Cuphead: WHAT.

pizzapizaa: honestly u deserve it

pizzapizaa: anyways why won't u stun @PRAISE THE SPAWN

PRAISE THE SPAWN: I know the killer and pretty sure they wouldn't like to see me

Sheshleshky: he knows ur here dudenby hes asking around like hes some tourist looking for a taxi or something

PRAISE THE SPAWN: oh.

Cuphead: tell him I say hi

PRAISE THE SPAWN: I WONT BECAUSE IM NOT GONNA TALK TO THEM

Sheshleshky: calm down dudenby what are they ur ex????

PRAISE THE SPAWN: guess what.

Cuphead: no wonder🥀🥀

Janey: he said he promises he won't kill u

Sheshleshky: what the fuck ur here??

Sheshleshky: she isn't gonna answer is she

PRAISE THE SPAWN replied to Janey: he said he pr....: I'm still not gonna take any chances

PRAISE THE SPAWN: I did something to him I didn't truly want to

PRAISE THE SPAWN: how am I supposed to face him? They will hate me..

Janey: he knows where u r btw

PRAISE THE SPAWN: ...

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6:40

Cuphead: gng

pizzapizaa: hi

Cuphead: ts rounds boring

Cuphead: can anyone check on 2time??? They haven't answered my messages

Sheshleshky: why are you worried abt them? you gay penis.

Cuphead: I'm serious

pizzapizaa: that's new

pizzapizaa: I'm gonna go check then, brb

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6:43

pizzapizaa: @Cuphead how much envy do u think u can emit?

Cuphead: what's that supposed to mean

pizzapizaa: two time and the killer are cuddling

Cuphead: honestly not that upset and actually glad

Cuphead: as long as 2time's happy + the killer so very sexy so I don't blame em🤑

Newb!: you're so weird XP

Cuphead: 🤑🤑🤑

PRAISE THE SPAWN: guys

PRAISE THE SPAWN: he forgave me somehow

PRAISE THE SPAWN: but next round with him he might not act like he's now

PRAISE THE SPAWN: cuz it isn't up to him

Cuphead: how are you typing so fast

PRAISE THE SPAWN: idk

Builderban: Free round I suppose?

Sheshleshky: make out time!!!

Cuphead: why are you so queer I'm gonna become homophobic because of u

Sheshleshky: bru ts pmo icl sybau

PRAISE THE SPAWN: abcdef

Newb!: in the BIG 2025🥀🥀

Cuphead: notice how numbers look capital?

Cuphead: capitalism.

Duse: those numbers are Arabic numerals, and in Arabic there is no capital nor small letters

Cuphead: Communism.

Newb!: you reminded me of something you airhead

Cuphead: what could you have POSSIBLY remembered out of communism🥀

Newb!: scratch that thought there is a 50% taphs thinking what I'm thinking

Boom: Don't drag me into this you aborted peice of cock liquid.

Newb!: sowwy daddy I wont dwo it agwin >///<

Boom: 🫵🤏pp

Boom: 🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕

Newb!: I SAID IM SORRY

PRAISE THE SPAWN: guys if I were to swallow and/or have in my ass so much cum how much would it be?

Newb!: WHAT. WHAT? WHAT! WHAT.?!

Cuphead: now I'm jealous

PRAISE THE SPAWN: GUYS THAT WASNT ME THAT WAS AZURE

Newb!: who

PRAISE THE SPAWN: the killer

Cuphead: tell him he has a hot name

PRAISE THE SPAWN: he'll take it as a flirt if he thinks ur hot, otherwise he'll just take it as a compliment

PRAISE THE SPAWN: are u that guy who wears glasses all the time

PRAISE THE SPAWN: kinky

Cuphead: I'm not a guy

Newb!: WHAT

PRAISE THE SPAWN: also wh s this times display name

PRAISE THE SPAWN: back in our old village internet was accessable but with a strict filter, me and timey found a way to go around that filter and use the internet however we want (computer only cuz that's what we only have), both of us had accounts but unlike me two time always had th same user (not praise the spawn)

Newb!: which is?????

PRAISE THE SPAWN: hold on

PRAISE THE SPAWN changed their name to 6hostdagger>:3

Newb!: AWWWWWW

Cuphead: who r YOU to say aw

Cuphead: I'm only supposed to say that

6hostdagger>:3: no

6hostdagger>:3: also this is the only round y'all getting before I succum to the bloodlust of my ugly fucking hat.

Cuphead: what is that supposed to mean

6hostdagger>:3: I'm gonna kill every1 next round I'm killer and the rounds after that

Cuphead: that sucks

Cuphead: wait how the hell do u even know how to use a phone if u only used a computer

6hostdagger>:3: some random phones were tapped to a table in the killers' placewith a note saying: "phones for ur fuckass boring tight buttocks"

6hostdagger>:3: like an hour ago

pizzapizaa: we were also given phones an hour ago, except it was in a box with a weird nite on it, and chance being the first person to open that box had a crab jump on his face (leading him to shoot himself)

6hostdagger>:3: kinky.

Cuphead: hey u haven't decided if I was complementing u or flirting

6hostdagger>:3: I'll let two time tell u in their own way

6hostdagger: chance

Cuphead: 😥😥😥😥

6hostdagger>:3: I hate you.🥺🥺🥺🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😂😂😂

6hostdagger>:3: if you gave head to azure would u enjoy it more than when we did it that one time?

pizzapizaa: YOU ACTUALLY...?😨😨

6hostdagger>:3: yes and @Cuphead, answer.

Cuphead: I'd enjoy high-key

6hostdagger>:3: Lucky bastard.

Cuphead: what th uck is that supposed to mean

Cuphead: hey

Cuphead: 😥

1337: Round's about to end

1337: @6hostdagger>:3 say bye to your friend

6hostdagger>:3: alr

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6:45

Survivors win.
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"My butt hurts."

Shedletsky randomly said after being teleported, just to get slapped in the face by Builderman.

After almost everyone got up (Two Time and Chance usually sit a while), Chance tried to say something before being cut by Two Time.

"He thinks you're interesting, I didn't think he was serious."

"Sorry if that made you jealous..."

"It's ok,, I just didn't expect them to call you pretty before calling me pretty."

"They used to call me pretty at random times... Even in public, before calling anything else pretty"

"I'm sorry" "Pretty..?"

Chance fiddled with his fingers, a bit embarrassed (fucking bitch)

"Sorry that was corny"

"I liked it, don't worry"

"Can I hug you"

Two Time just stared at Chance, face shifting into a more "are you serious" expression.

"You're so childish..."

But they did hug him eventually.
They no longer felt sad.

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5:45pm

"What the hell is this"

1x4 said, pointing at the table in the killer's lobby.

On the table, were phones taped there. Shocker.

"Phones."

John doe answered, standing seemingly close too 1x4.

"Ew your breath stinks."

1x4 backed away from the man.

"Also I know those are phones.. but why ARE there phones?"

"Maybe read that note?"

And so they did.
He walked up to the table and grabbed the paper, reading it out loud before shoving it into her mouth.

"That isn't very lady like of you"

"Take a good look at me and tell me if I look like a lady to you."

"Aren't you all of the above"

"I look like a weightlifter"

"Glad you're self aware"

A voice commented on 1x4's observation; and it was non other than Azure.

He walked towards 1x4 and the table, taking a phone and inspecting it.

"Hey... I've always wanted one of these!"
"Phones I think?"

"I didn't think you'd know what this is"

"Ok, old man."

"You said I looked platonically hot yesterday."

"Same thing."

1x4 then started to gag on something before spitting out the chewed up paper directly onto Azure's face, like a cat.

"BITCH WHAT WHYNDUSHDUSHDEIDJKJZ"

"What happened here?"

ANOTHER voice asked, it was ITr*pped.

"Ew you're acting like Chance."

He commented on Azure trying to clean his face off 1x4's spit and chewed up paper.

"1x spit at Azure."

John just plainly answered as if this is a normal occurrence.

"That's disgusting..."
"Anyways, are those phones?"

ITr*pped looked to the table.

"NOOOO."
"THOSE ARE DILDOS."

Azure said in a sarcastic tone, slightly strained because he was gonna puke a moment ago.

ITr*pped cringed slightly before walking towards Azure and kicking them in the balls.

"OWOWOWOWOWWWW????"
"WHAT'S YOUR PROBLEM!??"

"You act too much like Chance sometimes"

"Who even is that??!!!"

"Gimme a phone and after I boot it up I'll show you."

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A while later and John called the other killers to take a phone.

Of course, a few of them had to be taught on how to use a phone; more specifically Azure and Phosphorus.
And Guest666 was suffering trying to use his phone because of his claws.

C00lkidd nearly dropped his phone thrise before going up to his room.

iTr*pped showed Azure pictures of Chance and they said he was hot, which made iTr*pped whine then slap them.

Bluudud, after seeing everyone on their phones thought it'd be a fun idea to ask them to download discord, after so: guess what happens next cuz I'm too lazy.

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Bluu created a group.
Bluu added COOLER, p!nk, 4/4/4/4, and 7 more.
Bluu renamed the group TITSUCKERS

4/4/4/4: WHAT

Bluu: what

4/4/4/4: WHAT IS THE GROUP NAME.

Bluu: it's great isn't it

Phos: Child.

Phos: You are a child.

Bluu: so?

Phos: 'So?' You cannot act this way, this is inappropriate.

p!nk: sure dude

Duumbranguh: hey guys

4/4/4/4: shut up

Duumbranguh: @All wanna hear a funny fact about 1x when he was Telamon's "sidekick"

4/4/4/4: the fuck did you just call me?

NI6HT§hade: yes

p!nk: yes

Bluu: yes

ok: ok

Phos: Whatever.

Johnathan: yes

Boss: yes

Ngh~oli: YES

Gst66: ojkk

iTr: no

Bluu: "I'm nothing like y'all" ahh

iTr: shut the fuck up

Phos: You shouldnt talk to a child like that.

iTr: I can talk to whoever I want the way I want bitch

Gst66: csn u cjanfe ur nsmr @Phos

iTr: what the fuck is this language

Gst666: Я разорву тебя на части, а затем отрежу тебе язык, а затем накормлю тебя горящими углями.

iTr: WHAT THE FUCK IM SORRY IG????

p!nk: ho the heck did that give you a panic attack thru text

Phos replied to Gst666: csn u cjanf...: Why should I?

Gst66: The Phos I know would never be as cruel as you.

Gst66: phosphorite is a blessing

Gst66: ur s cruse

iTr: retard.

Bluu muted iTr.

Bluu: sybau.

4/4/4/4: the kid has more respect

Ni6ht§hade: I'll skin you alive 1x, then consensually have heated sex with you as an apology

Ngh~oli: What the actual fuck is wrong with you.

4/4/4/4: Azure somehow u made me fear for the first time

Duumbranguh: The duality of man.

Bluu: I regret making this group

p!nk: has anyone seen or heard of c00lkidd all day? He's only come down to take his phone :(

Bluu: what could you POSSIBLY be worried about

p!nk: he's my friend???

Ngh~oli: the kids dad won't give me a chance if I'm not concerned so bluudud go check

Bluu: WHAT

Bluu: WHY ME

p!nk: if u don't I'll send what u wrote in ur diary

p!nk: Pussy.

Bluu: bitch

Phos: if I could I'd tell your parents of this fowl language.

N6ht§hade: get confirmed first

Phos: Confirmed in what?

Ni6ht§hade: Nothing💕

Ngh~oli: are you toilet water cuz I can't stop pissing in you

Ngh~oli: how do u delete messages

Ni6ht§hade replied to Ngh~oli: What the actual f...: WELL FUCKING SAID

4/4/4/4: eww what the hell noli

4/4/4/4: and I JUST noticed the name.

Ngh~oli: hahahaha please piss on me goth mommy!!!!!

4/4/4/4: hey doombitcher you were gonna tell them an embarrassing time of mine right???? Pleasesendhelp hahahh!!!!!!!!💚💚💚💚💚

Ngh~oli: EX-ADMIN TELL US

Duumbranguh: way to rub salt on the wound.

Duumbranguh: 1x and Telamon used to cuddle, call eachother pet names, even "platonically" kiss, french even, but 1x is lying to themself about hating him so he always denies it's anything romantic

4/4/4/4: I thought it'd be anythihg other than that.

4/4/4/4: I'm gonna kill myself.

Ni6ht§hade: LOOOOLZZZZ PLEASE DO LALALALALLALALLAL KYS HOE KYS HAHAHAHHAHAHHAAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

Ngh~oli: HOLY SHIT

Ngh~oli: HAHA IMAGINE BEING GAY

Gst666: just the other day you were venting to me abt wanting to make things better w/ the burger hat and date again

COOLER: What.

Ngh~oli: COOLKIDD UR OK!!!!

COOLER: I know

p!nk: coolkidd did bluudud by any chance talk to you

COOLER: ye

p!nk: thank goodness

p!nk: also I sent u a group link u have 2 join

p!nk: we can talk more there if u don't want here

COOLER: ok!

COOLER: @Ngh~oli Noli count your days.

COOLER: don't plan anything dumb.

Ngh~oli: I actually feel threatened

4/4/4/4: by a child. Wow.

Ngh~oli: no but how are you NOT??!!!!!

4/4/4/4: Im not a bitch, that's why.

Ni6ht§hade: not a bitch but be my bitch

4/4/4/4: don't you have a lover

Ni6ht§hade: why do u take everything so seriously I was joking

Ngh~oli: ugh.

Ngh~oli: this generation. So q*eer.

4/4/4/4: k.

Duumbranguh: I miss clockwork

4/4/4/4: out of all the admins.....

Duumbranguh: you'd prefer telamon wouldn't you?

Ni6ht§hade: I miss timey

Gst666: I hate/miss noob

iTr: Noob? Seriously?

Gst666: y look liek him

Ngh~oli: ugh

Ni6ht§shade: ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER FUCKING ATTENTION SEEKER

Ngh~oli: wow.

Phos: Azurewrath.

Ni6ht§hade: K.

Ngh~oli: clocked by a senior citizen

Duumbranguh: don't rlly think he's that old

Ngh~oli: ok old man

Ngh~oli: men🤤🤤😫😩😩

Ni6ht§hade: hahahhahhahhq kill yourself hhhahahahaha

4/4/4/4 replied to Ngh~oli: this generation is...: are you fucking stupid you urinated condom

Ni6ht§hade: what in spawns name is that insult

Ngh~oli: 1x I have a silly toy you'd like

4/4/4/4: BLUUDUD MUTE HIM PLEASE

4/4/4/4: @Bluu PLEASE MUTE NOLI

4/4/4/4: I BEG YIU

4/4/4/4: @Bluu @Bluu

Bluu: sh.ut the up

Bluu muted Ngh~oli.

Bluu: b

4/4/4/4: I forgot you're fucking stupid

Phos: Why are all of you so immature?

Ni6ht§hade: be quiet or join us.

Phos: I'd rather burn.

4/4/4/4: then quiet

Duumbranguh: ngh~ faster~

Duumbranguh: hey guys am I funny. Is this your humor.

Ni6ht§hade: please kill yourself.

~~~~~
6:35
~~~~~

Ni6ht§hade: watch me wipe their asses off🤤

Ni6ht§hade: fuck wrong emoji

Ni6ht§hade: 🤑

4/4/4/4: don't know why but that feels worse

Duumbranguh: why hasn't john said anything

Johnathan: Why

Duumbranguh: your wife misses you

Johnathan: I have a wife?!???!?!?!?!?

4/4/4/4: screw brain

Bluu: corny ahh insult

p!nk: "ahh" inthebig2025🥀🥀🥀🥀🥀

Bluu: why do you always have something to say

Duumbranguh: wanna hear a joke

Bluu: NO

p!nk: yes (doing ts to spite bluudud)

Bluu: 🖕

p!nk: no

Boss: what the fuck is Azure doing

4/4/4/4: holy Italia

Boss: I'm gonna tickle you

Johnathan: born to be tickled lived to be shot n stunned by who you want to tickle you.

Boss: what

4/4/4/4: he's saying you want to be tickled by Chance

Boss: What.

Ni6ht§hade: I DO THO.

Ni6ht§hade: he's so much hotter than itr*pped's photo of him

4/4/4/4: bluudud... Unmute iTr*pped...,please...

Bluu: yu cudve asked normaly

Bluu unmuted iTr.

iTr: FUCK YOU

iTr: I FUCKING HATE YOU AZURE

iTr: KILL YOURSELF

iTr: I HOPE YOUR EX HATES YIU

iTr: I HOPE YOU GET SHIT ON BYA GROUP OF DOGS

iTr: I HOPE BOTH SIDES OF UR PILLOW ARE WARM.

Ni6ht§hade: touched a nerv!!!! Should I touch you instead?!?!?!?!

Gst666: itraooed isoodly obsesded iwth Chance....

Gst666: as if he's stild in lsove...

iTr: KYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYSKYS

Gst666: ngh~

Ni6ht§hade: GUESS WHO FOUND HIS ONE AND TRUE LOVE!!!!!

Gst666: stop.

Ni6ht§hade: don't rlly feel like killing

Ni6ht§hade: I'ma cuddle

Phos: Azurewrath...

Ni6ht§hade: they look sorry enough 🤷

Phos: ....

Phos: Fine. Just this once. Then you kill them the rounds after.

Ni6ht§hade: deal🤑

~~~~~
~~~~~
No1 rlly talks in the killer chat so barely anything happened after that.
~~~~~
~~~~~

p!nk made a group.
p!nk renamed the group: COOLKIDD COMFORT TRIO
p!nk: added Bluu and COOLER.

Bluu: why is this the group name

p!nk: c00l's been feeling down and we don't know why

Bluu: does coolkidd know about that tho

p!nk: stop acting like you don't care!!

Bluu: I dont

COOLER joined the group via link.

COOLER: hey guys ^^

p!nk: hey coolkidd!!!

Bluu: hi

COOLER: but why is the GC named my comfort trio??? (⁠@⁠_⁠@⁠)

p!nk: you've been a bit down and WE have come together to make a group where WE will cheer you up!!

Bluu: we as in pretty and her imaginary friend (not me)

COOLER: aww! I'm thankful but I'm ok guys!!! (⁠＾⁠∇⁠＾⁠)

COOLER: you don't need to think anythings wrong because I'm alright!!

Bluu: idk where locking urself inur room and caring midnight is alright🖕🥀

p!nk: interesting observation of someone who really cares🤔🤔

Bluu: everyones noticed?

COOLER: I'm a boy I don't cry ಠಿ⁠_⁠ಠಿ

Bluu: you cried when I first got here and when pretty git here

Bluu: you also cry whenever you get set off

COOLER: well now I don't!!! ಠ⁠,⁠_⁠｣⁠ಠ

p!nk: coolkidd... No matter what u r it's ok to cry!

p!nk: it's not like bluu hasn't cried multiple times before!!!

Bluu: DONT.

p!nk: there was this one time he cried cuz I won against him in a video game

p!nk: it was the first round fo the game to!!!

COOLER: thinking about bluudud crying is odd ┐⁠(⁠￣⁠ヘ⁠￣⁠)⁠┌

Bluu: CUZ SHES LYING!!!!!

p!nk: what?!!! U gonna cry!!

COOLER: this is funny but I don't like when ppl bully others so try not to princess!!! *⁠･⁠゜ﾟ⁠(⁠^⁠O⁠^⁠)

p!nk: alr! 😼

Bluu: fuck now I feel guilty

COOLER: sybau

p!nk: ts gives me a feeling ull get better soon!!

Chapter Text

2:15 am 

Cuphead: what I thsing everywones kinks r: 
 

pizzapizaa: why’s your spelling so ass 
 

Cuphead: @All 
 

Cuphead:  

Shed: feeding kink 

Ell: pain kink 

Timey: pizz kenk  

nub: praise kink 

builder: he’s too boring 

Taph: voice kink 

Duse: biting kink 

telegina(vee): degration kink 

Wanker: breast feeding kink 

1337: dry humbing kink 

Ringtone: toy knk 

Builderban: What. 
 

grok: are you fucking kidding me 
 

grok: why did you call me that and yphow do you know 

Cuphead: IM RIGHT?? 

grok has left the group. 

Newb! Added grok into the group. 
 

grok: FICK 
 

grok: GUCK 
 

grok: UCK 
 

grok: FUCK 

pizaapizza replied to Cuphead: @All 

» ive never had intercourse my whole life how would I know I have tht  

Elliot: never the OG always the tryhard. 
 

pizzapizaa kicked Elliot. 
 

Elliot: also @Cuphead u forgot 007n7 

pizzapizaa kicked Elliot. 
 

Newb!: again??? How the fuck are you doing that 
 

pizzapizaa: m-magwic >>////<< n-nwot tewwing you m-my secwet..!! (⁠눈⁠‸⁠눈⁠ 
 

Cuphead: I’m so confuxzeled  
 

pizaapizza: whatever. 
 

Cuphead: @allurbaserbelong2me 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: I was ingoring you 
 

pizzapizaa: please ho back t8 ignoring 
 

Cuphead: 007n7 has a overstimulation kink 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: does that even exist 
 

Cuphead: idk if half of the kinks I evene said were real 
 

Sheshleshky: shta the fuck uo is 2 amq  
 

pizzapizaa: whys everybodys grammer garbacge  
 

Cuphead: legut forgot garbacie is a word also u mispeled gabrage and garmeer the 
 

pizzapizaa: the fuck is a garmeer? 
 

Sheshleshky: THANK YOU FOR GIVING ME FEEDING KINK @Cuphead 
 

Cuphead: you’re weldom my fellow queerphobe 
 

Sheshleshky: wueerphovix** 
 

grok: hey. 
 

Sheshleshky: hi. 
 

Grok: YOU CAN LAUGH. A SPINELESS LAUGH. HOPE YOUR RULES AND WISDOM CHOKE YOU. 
 

Sheshleshky: 🥺🥺 
 

Sheshleshky: yknow what 
 

Sheshleshky: fuck ut  
 

Sheshleshky: @All 
 

Sheshleshky: @All 
 

Sheshleshky: @All 
 

Sheshleshky: @All 
 

Duse: Shedletsky. 
 

Sheshleshky: did I amger daddy duessejsr  
 

Boom: hi 
 

Boom: …. 
 

Boom: shed what the fuck? 
 

Boom: bye 
 

6hostdagger>:3: gambker why did uw guve ne piss kink. 
 

6hostdagger>:3: spawn hates you. 
 

Cuphead: hey fine babe… 🤤🤤 
 

6hostdagger>:3: Shut the up 
 

Cuphead: spreads semen on you 
 

Grok: two time r u alerguc to swearing 
 

pizzapizaa: they said bastard I thsink  
 

Newb!: that’s not a wserw  
 

Newb!: saeer* 
 

Newb!: sw r 
 

Newb!: what the fuck? ಠ⁠︵⁠ಠ 
 

Newb!: swear*  
 

Abracadabra: laadies andngents it is is I RINGTONE. 
 

Cuphead: if this is abt me cqlling u ringtone then fix ur. Slepping spelling 
 

Newb!: ts stupid chats making me giggle so hard how are y’all so stupid🥀🥀🥀 
 

6hostdagger>:3 replied to pizzapizaa: two time r u…: 
»ive nevere sweared in my fucking life you bitch why would you assume that. Ass.ume 
 

6hostdagger>:3 deleted a message. 
 

Cuphead: WOW👅👅👅👅👅🤤😫😫😩😩😩 
 

6hostdagger>:3: no 
 

 Abracadabra: anwyas whys you give eme toy ksing  
 

pizzapizaa: I’m genuinely shocked by how I trust chande mught understand yhis spelling 
 

Cuphead: whos chande 
 

Grok: oh my god 
 

Sheshleshky: makes you wueerphovix right! 
 

Grok: SHUT THE FUCK UP🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕 
 

Cuphead: q 
 

Boom: q..q? *They blush immensely as they realize what you mean by “q”* b-but it’s too e-early..! *A small smirk of mischief appearing upon his flustered face* t-take me t-to d-dinner first… o-or don’t.. *She chuckled darkly, before walking up to you and taking off her pants, her 10 inch cock pushing you to the ground before rubbing against your face* 
 

Cuphead: WHAT 
 

Boom: upknwnattisoeweo 
 

Boom: I want tonslesp  
 

6hostdagger>:3: this makes me desire to orgawsssm  
 

Sheshleshky: TWO TIEM???😭🥀 
 

Newb!: HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH 
 

Cuphead: hey…nthats kinda frewaKy 
 

6hostdagger>:3: I don’t speak misspellings. 
 

Grok: two time please go to sleep ure scaring sme  
 

6hostdagger>:3: can I consensually touch you 
 

6hostdagger>:3 deleted a message. 
 

Cuphead: I CANT BREATHE 😭 
 

Sheshleshky: was two time al2iansy alsways this friwsky  
 

Sheshleshky: heh… sky.. lestky… Shedletsky… 
 

Grok: fucking mornon 
 

Sheshleshky: this kinda makes me wueerphovix…. 
 

Cuphead: I siptill dontbksnow know who chande is. @pizzapizaa who is this chande. Are you cheat8ng 
 

pizzapizaa: fym cheating🥀🥀🥀 
 

6hostdagger>:3: Chance are YOU cheating? 
 

Cuphead: n..no.. I’d.. n-nevr!!! UwU 
 

Newb!: am I rlly tgrowing old🥀 
 

Newb!: I haven’t seen “UwU” in so long iitmight js be a fever dream 
 

Builderban: It’s two in the morning. Close your phones. 
 

Boom: nah, I’d win. 
 

Newb!: corny reference🥀🥀🥀🥀 
 

Boom: makeyousayohmyfeelsjustlikeidonttrylooksogoodimightdiealliknowisEVERYBODYLOVESME.  theydothecancan,Спасибо! 
 

Newb!: even worse reference🌹🌹 I think I Wana go t9s ellepss  
 

Boom: what 
 

Newb!: gutsinght  
 

Boom: fucking dimbasss  
 

Cuphead: I still have no ida who chande is 
 

pizzapizaa: please chance shut the fuck up. 
 

Grok: embrace it. The moment you wrote “chande” it’ll stick with you. Forever. 
 

Sheshleshky: I know I olannedd to sheep bsut yhsi is kinda wueerphovix 
 

Grok: there’s a fucking example 
 

pizzapizaa: oh no. 
 

Cuphead: WHO IS THIS CHANDE YOU ARE SEEING🖕🖕🖕⁉️⁉️⁉️🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 
 

Newb!: tried falling asleep. I opened my phone. Just to start laughing. I do not want this. I want to sleep comfortably. 
 

Grok: can I sleep wuth you 
 

Newb!: hmmmm 
 

Newb!: ok (⁠・⁠∀⁠・⁠) 
 

Grok: YAY 
 

Cuphead: ew… lebians…. 🤤 
 

Cuphead: I MEAN 🤮 
 

Newb!: fucking idiot😂🤣🤣🤔🤣🤣🤣 
 

Grok: open the door noob💕💕💕 
 

Cuphead: ts sounds terrifyingcbtwa  
 

pizzapizaa: fr like imagine someone u know just randomly texts u “open the door *name*” like wgat  
 

Cuphead: I bbbet you woulddn’t be scared if it were CHANDE sensding you that woudnst you. 
 

pizzapizaa: shut the fick up before I stab you 
 

6hostdagger>:3: what the is going on. 
 

Abracadabra: ofc u would speak when ud read stab. Bestie reminder amarite?!?!?!? 
 

pizzapizaa: wha 
 

6hostdagger>:3 replied to Abracadabra: ofc you would s…: 
» … 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: oh my god. 
 

Cuphead: oh. 
 

Cuphead: Kill yourself @Abracadabra . 
 

Sheshleshky: was it that bad I thought it was a tad bit funny🌹 
 

Sheshleshky: chance is highkey short but the alpha 2 towtimes omega🥀 
 

Cuphead: You made Two Time upset, Fuck you and fuck off. 
 

Sheshleshky: oh. 
 

Sheshleshky: sorry then. 
 

(Taph POV) 

You are now chatting with Newb! 
 

Boom: lowky chance is the russane fanchild cuz he lowkee act like the ssteriotype upruusian and aberican lowky bipolar too 
 

Newb!: noob is busy lil bro 
 

Newb!: taph what the fuck 
 

Boom: vee you don’t know that right youdontknowyouveneverheardofitright 
 

Newb!: dude. 
 

Boom: tfym noobs busy what cud u POSSIBLY be doig with him 
 

Newb!: I get bitches and you don’t👅👅👅👅 
 

Boom: I might not get bitches but I got THE bitch👅 
 

Boom: Dusekkar my love.. elelleelelell👅👅👅👅 
 

Newb!: you remind me of that one guy that’s obsessed with Dusekkar 
 

Boom: cudnt be me… 
 

Newb!: hold on neeb wants 2 see the jessage u sent at the sratrt  
 

Newb!: taph what 
 

Newb!: I genuinely dontunderstand how you cud say that pretty sure they were defensing two time 
 

Boom: I THOUGHT ABT IT BEFORE IT HAPPENED 
 

Newb!: in that case I agree🥹 

~~~~~ 

8:23 am 
 

Bootyholes 
 

1337: Good morning, everyone!!!! 
 

Newb!: GUD MORNING!!! 
 

Builderban: Good morning, 1337. 
 

Sheshleshky: wassup..*leans over very expensive car* 
 

1337: no *leans over a way better car and much more expensive* 
 

Sheshleshky: heh… might as well win my heart… 
 

1337: nope 
 

1337: anyways, @All I woke up to a kitchen in the table area, so I have an idea 
 

1337: does anyone want pancakes?? There are enough ingredients to make for everyone! 
 

Wankwood: good morning, and that’d be nice idea, since it’s been a while since we’ve eaten other things (other than pizza) 
 

Wankwood: no offense Elliot! 
 

pizzapizaa: non taken! I don’t really like pizza anyways… 
 

pizzapizaa: also, good morning! 
 

1337: @All tell me what kinda pancakes y’all want 
 

pizzapizaa: plain pancake with syrup with blueberries (if there are any!) 
 

Wankwood: Make mine a separate batter with chocolate chips if you can 
 

Sheshleshky: heh… pancakes with a side of you👅 
 

1337: flattered, but not rlly, what’s your actual order, Shed? 
 

Sheshleshky: fluffy pancakes with ice cream or whipped cream thanks u🥹 
 

Builderban: Plain pancakes, with extra syrup! 
 

Grok: gud morning and what a morning 2 wake up to!!! 
 

Grok: ts place is slightsy not as badn as it’s was before 
 

1337: Do u want pancakes, Veeronica?? 
 

Grok: ya just normal pancakes but instead of syrup pu t gasoline 
 

1337: …Odd request. 
 

1337: And somehow there is gasoline in one of the cupboards. Huh. 
 

Builderban: Though this might be one of the only few good things that this purgatory has given us, it’s a bit suspicious that it gives us a kitchen just a couple of days (nights) after getting our phones. 
 

Abracadabra: it’s the plot dude it’s for the fanfiction 
 

Builderban: What? 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Abracadabra: WHAT THE FUCK??? 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead: IM NOT DOING THAT???? 
 

pizzapizaa: r u being hacked or smth🥀 
 

Cuphead: MAYBE??? IM BARELY TOUCHING MY PHONE 
 

6hostdagger>:3: It’s true, his just staring in shock actually  
 

6hostdagger>:3: May spawn bless us, good morning everyone! (Except Chance and Taph) 
 

1337: good morning???🥹 
 

Abracadabra: hi two time sorry btw. 
 

6hostdagger>:3: it’s ok! Looking back at yesterday I feel like I’ve been too pathetic 
 

Abracadabra: alr still sorry tho  
 

Wankwood: i didn’t think you’d physically allow urself to ever apologize to anyone 
 

Abracadabra: be quiet 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead kicked Abracadabra. 
 

Cuphead added Abracadabra to the group chat. 
 

Cuphead: SOME1 ISN MY FUCHSKIHG ACCODUNT OHSIEN PHONE 
 

Cuphead: HEKSOSLP 
 

Cuphead: HELSOP 
 

Cuphead: HELP 
 

Cuphead: illkillmyself  
 

Cuphead: thensomeonetellsmetotelltwotimetokillthemself 
 

Cuphead: azurethinksimenviousofhimforbeingabletopullchancewithouteffort 
 

Cuphead: oh wow. 
 

Cuphead: howdidyoueventypeimadesoyoucouldnt 
 

Builderban: Chance what’s going on?! 
 

Cuphead: nonofyourfuckingbuisness. 
 

Pizzapizaa: pretty sure there’s some1 in his account 
 

6hostdagger>:3: “pretty sure” No, there certainly is some1 messing with their phone :( 
 

Cuphead: ewwwwwhowdoeschanceandorazureloveanuglyshitlikeyou 
 

6hostdagger>:3: guys it’s chance writing thru 2time’s phone. I think I know who’s messing with my phone 
 

Cuphead: howciuldupossibilyknow 
 

6hostdagger>:3: You mentioned azure being there. And saying he thinks YOU specifically is envious of him isn’t from anyone. 
 

Cuphead: Igenuinelyforgotwearingsunglassesdoesntmakeyouasnottystupidasshole 
 

Cuphead: cleverbitch. 
 

6hostdagger>:3: chance is no longer holding my phone  
 

6hostdagger>:3: Can you please leave his phone alone? 
 

Cuphead: loliscaredhimenoughmyworkhereisdone 
 

Cuphead: waitsomeonewantstotalktoyoutwotime 
 

6hostdagger>:3: I can assume. 
 

Cuphead: itsreallythatobvioushuh 
 

6hostdagger>:3: if you are here to insult me, please do make it light Azure, last time we met it was quite nice but you were still rude to me 
 

Cuphead: yknowwhatnevermindlolchanceucanhaveyourphoneback 
 

1337: …What just happened. 
 

pizzapizaa: I have no idea. 
 

1337: @6hostdagger>:3 @Cuphead give me your orders,,, You don’t have to eat in the dinning area if neither of you are willing to 
 

6hostdagger>:3: It’s alright,, And thank you military man 
 

6hostdagger>:3: I’d like normal pancakes, with nothing more or less. 
 

Cuphead: Chocolate powder mixed with my batter, tell me when to take my food cuz I’m eating in my room lol 
 

pizzapizaa: u sure??? If ur upset we’ll cheer u up 
 

Cuphead: il think about it 
 

6hostdagger>:3: Military man, there are a few of our friends you haven’t taken orders from 
 

1337: Oh they’re all in the living room near me, I didn’t need to text them. 
 

6hostdagger>:3: alr 
 

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A while later, Guest 1337 told everybody to come to the dinning room to eat, the entire main cabin was filled with the sweet smell of syrup and pancakes. 

Surprisingly, Chance decided to join, by his side was Two Time wearing that creepy smile they’ve always held. 

“Sorry for worrying ya… feel a bit cringe now after I just randomly started talking serious.” 

A few people at the table chuckled slightly, including Two Time with their hand over their mouth as they sat down on a chair that Chance no doubt would sit beside them at. 

“Why would you sit next to me?” 

Two Time questioned with slight playfulness, only to be caught by Elliot. 

“Acting like you wouldn’t know he’d sit there” 

Two Time giggled as they turned to look at Chance who was staring at them, a smirk obvious on his face. 

“Why are you looking at me like that?” 

Chance scoffed. 
His smirk only growing wider. 

“Oh, I don’t know, maybe it seems like you’re a bit obsessed with me” 

His playful tone before the chaos nearly 20 minutes ago was now back, and it made Two Time’s heart flutter. 

Seeing someone as ‘cheerful’ and ‘careless’ as Chance crying his eyes out and punching things wasn’t pleasant for Two Time, not pleasant at all. 

Now they were laughing, they shoved their feelings in again. 

They were so cheery with Two Time, so optimistic, they knew it was grief. 

Two Time understands grief, a bit too well. 

They’ve stabbed someone they love, and here they are, melting, in love with someone’s who’s been stabbed by someone he loved. 

Maybe they can learn from Chance. 

Maybe they can learn from him. To be liked more. To ignore the pain. They fell for him; they can try to learn. 

And Chance is aware. 

He smiles. For them. To get a smile back. To cheer like they aren’t in hell. 

Like HE never stabbed them. 

Like they never stabbed HIM. 

It was so weird for Chance to see Two Time try to communicate as optimistic as him. 

He doesn’t deserve this; Two Time will get ruined and will become more depressing than they already were. 

What a stupid costume. 

Chance has bigger problems. 

Like iTr*pped. Why is he here? 

Was he always? 

Was Chance so reckless he doesn’t even know who’s he shooting? 

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9:04 am 

Bootyholes 

Cuphead: hi my little queers👅👅👅 
 

Grok: hi chande 
 

Cuphead: @pizzapizaa @pizzapizaa @pizzapizaa 
 

pizzapizaa: what gave you the approach to ping me and what gave vee the idea to fucking say that 
 

Sheshleshky: dw it’s cuz she’s not as wueerphovix as she says she is 
 

Grok: Shut the fuck up. 
 

Newb!: hi 
 

Grok: HIIIIIIII 
 

Sheshleshky: proof 
 

Duse: You should just rut yourself against 1x1x1x1, because I hope you realize you’re much queerer than all of us. 
 

Duse deleted a message. 
 

Sheshleshky: WHAT🥀🥀🥀 
 

Cuphead: would make more sense if it was Builderman 
 

pizzapizaa: more like g1337 
 

Duse: I would’ve thought people would’ve made fun of me for saying that honestly 
 

Boom: Duse. 
 

Duse: hi taph  
 

Boom: hi! <3 
 

Newb!: if taph cud talk he’d be an asshole 2 everyone BUT Dusekkar🥹🥹 
 

Boom: proud2 agree💕 
 

Newb!: I js remembered where we are fuck 
 

Newb!: when’s the first round of the day 
 

Builderban: In about 30 minutes. 
 

Cuphead: at least that’s enough time to  
 

Cuphead: to 
 

6hostdagger>:3: Whip you with my belt until you moan my name 
 

6hostdagger>:3 deleted a message. 
 

Cuphead: I take full blame. 
 

Newb!: TWO TIME. 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: Chance knows it’s his fault🥀 
 

pizzapizaa: was laughing at the messages until you said something. 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: ok. 
 

Newb!: not arguing? 🌹🌹🌹 
 

Cuphead: make out. NOW. 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: Excuse me…? 
 

Cuphead: you read right. 
 

pizzapizaa: Chance what the fuck. 
 

Cuphead: guys wanna say hear me outs 
 

1337: Is that a question or you’re stating that you wanna say your hear me out? 
 

Cuphead: yes 
 

Cuphead began a poll: 

Should we listen 2 each others hear me outs like we’re in a sleepover 
 

Yes [60%] 

No [40%] 
 

Cuphead: hear me out on my glorious monarch Two Time, oh and Azure, elliot, to 1x4, mafioso, John doe, shed(yes YOU Shedletsky), g1337, and my old friend I’m not over ig…. 
 

pizzapizaa: I can’t believe I’m doing this 
 

pizzapizaa: @allurbaserbelong2me can u check who exactly voted yes. 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: oh do I have 2..? 
 

pizzapizaa: don’t tell me you voted yes. 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: I doubt Id tell any of my own interests towards people but I’m intrigued to hear it from others, u don’t have to participate like me 
 

pizzapizaa: actually I WILL. Just 2 spite u. 
 

allurbaserbelong2me: he was right, you’d  do anything to not indulge urself in things that include me 
 

pizzapizaa: who’s he 
 

pizzapizaa: 007n7. 
 

Cuphead: Elliot jealous caught in 4k ultra HD BOIII you won the internet today🤣🤣🤣🤣🫱🫱🫱 
 

Newb!: *deeply sighs.* 
 

Cuphead: hear me out. 
 

Newb!: no I FUCKING wont 
 

pizzapizaa: I fear for your mental health chance. 
 

Cuphead: it’s necause you cheated one me with chande. 
 

 
 
 
 
 
 
pizzapizaa: 5 minutes. 
 

Cuphead: for wjat…. 
 

pizzapizaa: foypr ur dumbass yo hide. 
 

Newb!: hide away hide away. 
 

pizzapizaa: acc nvm fuck you noob. 
 

Newb!: nah 
 

Boom: I’d win 
 

Newb!: can’t you Shut the FUCJ UP👿👿👿😡🤬🤬🤬🤬 
 

Boom: nah, I’d goon. 
 

Grok: finally your mouth let out words of reasoning. 
 

Grok: wait. 
 

Boom: fuck me sideways I CAN TALK!? 
 

Grok: stfu bitch sorry buddy 
 

Newb!: the switch up is crazy🤣🤣🤣😂😂🫱🫱🫱🫱🤣😂 imsowet🤣🤣🫱😂😂😂 
 

Boom: proof. 
 

Grok: uge have to ask niceky  
 

Grok: If you’d be so kind, could you show us proof of said fact? 
 

Boom: ac don’t show me 
 

Newb!: eww a gay…. 
 

Boom: Dusekkar better 
 

Sheshleshky: matt wuttya gott2 say abt ts 
 

Duse: hot 
 

Duse deleted a message.. 
 

Duse: Interesting. 
 

Sheshleshky: kinda forgot you’re not boring and kinda sexy nerdy 
 

Duse: Kind of forgot about your situationship with your mentally, physically and emotionally hoe. 
 

Duse deleted a message. 
 

Newb!: SHEDLETSKYS KN A SITUATIONSHIP 
 

Sheshleshky: you’ll never guess who 
 

Duse: I could. 
 

Sheshleshky: sh it dusegay  
 

Duse: ok 

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9:24 
 

TITSUCKERS 

Ni6ht$hade: hey guys i feel ok. Guys ok. 

4/4/4/4: are you fucking high 

ok: nightshades can be made into weed so probably. 

Boss: who r u 

ok: slashy slashy slashy slash 

Boss: Slasher? 

ok: yes 

4/4/4/4: fcuk you man. 

##################### added UwU, OWO, >_<, 0_0, +2. 

UwU: @ Boss @ Boss 

Boss: HELLO 

OwO: we finally have phones leik u we need to cook boss 

Boss: Which 1 is which 

UwU: im NOT solder, @ OwO is NOT capo🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤, @ >_< is NOT con, @ 0_0 is NOT consy 

Boss: Im both gkad and unglad you’re all here 

Boss: i dislike the topics that end up getting talked abt here 
 

>_<: why’d you call me not con that’s gross. @ UwU 
 

UwU: wiat shit 
 

Boss: wait who r the others added into the group 
 

CH: HI. 
 

4/4/4/4: fuck not you 
 

CH: CRY ABOUT IT. 
 

Boss: who r u 
 

CH: IM CHARLATAN.  
 

4/4/4/4: the one with the epic face.. Eugh. 
 

CH: DO I REMIND YOU OF YOUR GIRLFRIEND? 
 

Boss: im giggling. So very much. 
 

OwO: its true i hear him 
 

Boss: i wanted to seem sarcastic 

 
OwO: soyrry 

 
Boss: who’s the other that was added 

 
Imrightbehindyouarenti: tot not me 

 
CH: HELLO KING. 
 

Imrightbehindyouarenti: hi charlie 

 
Boss: arent you that guy with the giant mecha 

 
Imrightbehindyouarenti: ye 

 
4/4/4/4: What? Did your dad call you to only use it to defeat angels instead of bond or smth?? Is your mother the soul of that mecha? Did you meet a humanoid angel with white hair that uo had to kill to save mankind because he didnt find what he wanted? 
 

Imrightbehindyouarenti: how in telamons name did yu write that so quickly 

 
Imrightbehindyouarenti: also wtf r u referencing 

 
4/4/4/4: nothing 

 
Johnathan: who’s the killer next round? 

 
4/4/4/4: 👅 
 

4/4/4/4: i dont know 
 

CH: WOW YOU ARE SO GAY. 

 
4/4/4/4: why r u using caps 

 
CH: I DON’T WANT PEOPLE TO TAKE ME SERIOUSLY WHEN IM NOT BEING SERIOUS. 

 
CH: ALSO, YOU ARE NEXT ROUND ONE EGG. 

 
4/4/4/4: tf did u js call me? 
 

4/4/4/4 replied to Imrightbehindarenti: how in telam....: 
» Do not mention that vile asshole’s name in my presence. 
 

Duumbranguh: Like you don’t dream of barking for him 

 
4/4/4/4: the moment thatd happen im gonna kill myself 

 
Duumbranguh: and absolutely NOBODY cared 

 
Itr: why are you here again? 

 
Duumbranguh: actually it looks like i was wrong some1 does care 

 
CH: HELLO ADMIN. 

 
Duumbranguh: hello public liar 

 
CH: What the fuck? 

 
CH: NEVER MIND 

 
Itr: 1x 

 
4/4/4/4: what. 

 
Itr: wanna do drugs 

 
4/4/4/4: after the round 

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Yuh the round started the killer was 1x ig... he targeted shedfatsky first... and made out with him... nohe didnt guh 

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9:40 

COOLKIDD COMFORT TRIO 

p!nk: THEY’RE KICKING ME OUT OF THE GAME 

 
COOLER: NOOOOOOOO 

 
Bluu: im totally not upset now 

 
Bluu: fuck it 

 
Bluu: NOOOOOOOOOOoOOOOOO 

Chapter Text

11:45 pm

TITSUCKERS

Johnathan: I am john.

4/4/4/4: same,

4/4/4/4 delete a message.

4/4/4/4: fuck

CH: I DISLIKE YOUR QUEERNESS.

CH: I WISH YOU TO DIE A SLOW AND HOMOPHOBIC DEATH.

UwU: genuislnee dinwy jnow whatd im dosung

OwO: “genuinely don’t know what I’m doing”

4/4/4/4: first azure and now one of the Mafia man’s henchmen?

Boss: they are not my henchmen

Boss: they are my family

P!nk: ur related?

Boss: u don’t have to be related to someone OR see them as a sibling/parent to see them as family

Boss: two lovers are considered family

Boss: friends are considered family if they make it seem so

P!nk: that makes more sense lol

Bluu: looser

P!nk: fix your grammar moron

Phos: The day I’m chosen killer is the day I tell your parents about this disrespect. (If they are here.)

COOLER: only my dad’s here

Ngh~oli: yo coolkidd….  Heard u found ur dad’s number…. Can I have it💕

COOLER: no

Ngh~oli: yes

COOLER: no

Ngh~oli: yes

COOLER: no

Ngh~oli: yes

COOLER: no

Ngh~oli: yes

COOLER: no

Ngh~oli: I give up🥀

Ni6ht$hade: good because shut the fuck up.

Ok: are you no longer high

Ni6ht$hade: kill yourself

Ngh~oli: is bro in his period🤣🤣🤣

Ni6ht$hade: Excuse me?

CH: I HAVE PADS. DO NOT WORRY.

Ni6ht$hade: I wasn’t born female

Ngh~oli: deriod*

CH: NOLI.

Ngh~oli: y-y-yes…?

CH: IM CURIOUS. HAVE YOU EVER FELT THE SENSATION THAT IS MY SHAFT UP YOUR ASS?

Ngh~oli: WHAT

UwU: yosur well erid

OwO: “you’re weird”

CH: WHAT IS WRONG WITH HIM.

OwO: he’s drunk

>_<: and who’s to blame?

OwO: I didn’t do anything🥀🥹

UwU: 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Boss: reminds me when I thought 😂 was funny

4/4/4/4: I would’ve thought you’d still think that if it wasn’t for the fact, you aren’t the daddy mafia boss you claim to be

Boss: What

>_<: why do solder and capo always hand out together

Boss: gay

OwO: WHAT

UwU: 😯😯😯😯

Gst666: is beafdiyse onew odw them is whwreing a ushabsnika and twhw othwr is wweirung sunglaisyses

OwO: I unfortunately understand what the dogman wrote but it still makes no sense

Gst666: The fuck did you just call me?

4/4/4/4: your such a they/them

Boss: creation of hatred respects pronounce.

4/4/4/4: im a monster. Not a villian.

OwO: i want to. Insult you

4/4/4/4 replied to Gst666: is beafdiyse onew...:

>hey @ OwO translate this before i kill you

OwO: “it’s because one is wearing a ushanka and the other is wearing sunglasses.”

OwO: that doesnt make sense what does accessories have to do with whatevr the convo was a few minutes ago

Itr: i wasn’t planning on talking but

Itr: GUEST SIXSIXSIX.

Gst666: whyd uw call em bdys myt givoermsont name

Itr: we’re having a TALK young man.

UwU: talk? Like talk tuah? HAWK TUAH🤣

OwO: .

Boss: oh my GOD.

Boss deleted a message.

4/4/4/4: cornball.

4/4/4/4: itrapped you promised smth to me.

Itr: azure is hogging the coke and fentanyl

Ni6ht$hade: f-fentanyl..? More like FEMTANYL

CH: CORPSE LOCKED IN THE BATHROOM.

CH: BLOOD INSIDE MY SINK.

CH: I WANNA BE CATATONIC WHERE I CAN’T EVEN THINK.

Ni6ht$hade: BLEEDING OUT IN MY CLOSIT

Ni6ht$shade: THE SECRETS I WILL KEEP

Ni6ht$hade: WORTHLESS FUCKING CUM DEPOSIT

Ni6ht$hade: I WILL NEVER SLEEP

CH: HEY...

Ni6ht$hade: hi...

CH: TS DOESNT PMO.

Ni6ht$hade: thank you....

4/4/4/4: Stop being selfish, bitch.

Ni6ht$hade: nah🤣

Itr: fuck you dude isnt sharing = caring

Ni6ht$hade: the only thing im sharing is a bed with ur ex❤️‍🩹

Itr: ...

4/4/4/4: holy beef

Boss: i don’t think itr*pped and chance were dating were they

Duumbranguh: Or r u js jealous?

Boss: ...

Ni6ht$hade: HAHHAHAHHAHHAhAHHA

Ni6ht$hade: im giving the admin a handful of my coke. Js because he’s funny

Duumbranguh: Thank you.👅

CH: CAN I HAVE SOME?

Ni6ht$hade: hell yeah

Johnathan: why are we talking about drugs in a group that has kids

ok: jason vorhees wouldv’e brutally murdered all of you

Gst666: doesn’t that remind you of something?

Gst666: like what you did to the guests?

Ok: arent you an exeption cuz of ur weird powers?

Gst666: shut thef uck sup

Itr: bitch why r you so dumb? Like. Tell me why? I told you we gotta talk abt something. Show me your search history guest. Oh my GOD. What the FUCK. Is wrong with you? Fattass dog. How are you aware of things thta have histpry with people such as SHITTY SHIPS and other SPECIFIC things. Why are you so fucking UGLY??? Ugh i want to make out with you JS TO SHOW YOU HOW FUCKING WEIRD YOU ARE. I dont understand how you can hate some1 but still miss them.

Gst666: ...

Gst666: what

4/4/4/4: is there something you want to share to the class, issac?

Itr: 1, how tf do u know my name? 2, tfym share w/ the class?🥀

4/4/4/4: “Ugh i want to make out with you JS TO SHOW YOU HOW FUCKING WEIRD YOU ARE. I dont understand how you can hate some1 but still miss them.”

Itr: .

Itr deleted an older message.

Ni6ht$hade: imagine having a backstory

Ngh~oli: genuinly what does ts mean

Ni6ht$hade: wwhy r u alwasy hating on me?

CH:  IM GLAD YOUR PERIOD ENDED.

Ni6ht$hade: i might change my mind abt giving you coke.

CH: NO.

4/4/4/4: Azure’s being picky

Duumbranguh: creation of hatred whining abt not getting drugs

4/4/4/4: shut the fuck up.

Duumbraguh: did you say that to shedletsky while slamming into him as he loudly moans

4/4/4/4: i beg your FUCKING pardon.

4/4/4/4: I am going to KILL you. And I will make sure it is painful.

Itr: if you do ill do whatever you say

4/4/4/4: doom ill give you a head start.

4/4/4/4: how good is your gag resistance itr*pped

Itr: whoa.....

Itr: pretty good....

Boss: he’s had experience. I should know.

4/4/4/4: consider ts good for the both of you.

Duumbranguh: shut the fuck up

Itr: rvenge

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11:90 pm

Ni6ht$hade: why the fuck and how is it 11:90

Ngh~oli: glad im good at math... i know what the actual time is... heh...

Ni6ht$hade: enlighten me

Ngh~oli: in an hour is 60 minutes, if its 11:90, take away 60 from 90, its 30. Therefore, its 12:30 am.

Ni6ht$hade: why 12

Ngh~oli: cuz exceeding 59 minutes in an hour is the hour after that, 11:60 is 12:00, and thats why hours dont start at 00:01, cuz the “60” is the “00” of the last hour.

Ni6ht$hade: i get it

Ni6ht$hade: smartass /pos

Ngh~oli: thank you👅

CH: WHAT HAPPENED TO THE ADMIN?

CH: WAIT I SHOULD SAY HELLO, RIGHT?

Ni6ht$hade: no need that’s for the queers

Ni6ht$hade: we’re not queer❤️‍🩹

Ngh~oli: am i apart of the club

Ni6ht$hade: hmmmm @ CH what do you say?

CH: HELL YEAH YOU ARE, MY FREAKY BUDDY NOLI.

Ngh~oli: LETS GO🗣

CH: But srsly, is the Admin dead or smth?

Ngh~oli: wait good question

Ngh~oli: ima go check

Ni6ht$hade: will u be online as u check

Ngh~oli: yas cuz my phone is on silent and i wanna be included

CH: THAT IS SO THOUGHTFUL. YOU’RE NOTHING LIKE MY SITUATIONSHIP. YALL R AWESOME.

Ni6ht$hade: YOU TOO??

Ni6ht$hade deleted a message.

CH: WITH THAT RINGMASTER GUY.

CH: HE’S TOO OVERPROUD.

CH: HE ACTS LIKE HE ISN’T.

CH: WHICH IS WHY I STILL TALK TO HIM.

Ni6ht$hade: ive never heard of him

CH: HE’S AN UPCOMING SURVIVOR. THAT MEANS HE CAN’T GO TO ROUNDS YET.

Ni6ht$hade: that makes sense

Ni6ht$hade: but istg if u knew him before coming here cuz like 90% of everyone has lore w/ a survivor🥀

Ngh~oli: im starting to think the thing that put us here is tryna recreate Korean/Turkish/Hindi/Lebanese drama shows💔

CH: FOR REAL.

Ngh~oli: guys im abt to see what’s up with 1x and doombringer

Ngh~oli: hope i dont see guts all over the walls

Ni6ht$hade: dude where r mafioso adn itr*pped i thought theyd cheer for the admin’s demise

CH: I SAW THEM FOLLOWING ONE EGGS A WHILE AGO.

Ni6ht$hade: first row seats ahh💔

Ngh~oli: Hello.

CH: NO. THERE IS NO WAY.

Ni6ht$hade: THEY KILLED HIM??? HOW???

Ngh~oli: they didn’t.

CH: THEN WHAT HAPPENED?

CH: Wait.

CH: Both Itr*pped and the mafia boss went up with one eggs...

Ngh~oli: quick for you to catch on.

Ni6ht$hade: im not as messed up as yall what happened

Ngh~oli: Let’s just say Doombringer in enjoying his punishment. A bit too much. One to the face, two to the back.

Ni6ht$hade: wtf

Ni6ht$hade: WHAT.

Ni6ht$hade: WHAT.

Ni6ht$hade: WHAT.

CH: No words.

CH: You gave us too many details though.

Ngh~oli: Itr*pped to the mouth, 1x1x1x1 was sitting on Mafioso’s lap, both going at it; not at the same time, once one out the other goes in.

CH: STOP.

CH: There are kids here.

Ngh~oli: Im not mentally contained enough to care.

Ni6ht$hade: Oh my god.

Ni6ht$hade: isnt the author writing ts under their school email.

Ngh~oli: what

UwU: I feel sorry for them istg having to make sure they’re not being watched all the time by their school is terrifying

Ni6ht$hade: fellow 4rth wall breaker spotted

UwU: hell yeah

Ngh~oli: weren;t you drunk

OwO: the bitch was lying

OwO: it was a prank

UwU: it was funny right

UwU:  you won't divorce me right

OwO: ill think about it.

CH: HOLY SHIT ITS THE CHARACTERS FROM ‘WHEN WINTER MEETS SUMMER.’

Ngh~oli: what’s that

CH: NOTHING.

Ni6ht$hade: quick question u were able to tell 1x he was killer llast round howd u do that

CH: MAGIC. I HAVE MY WAYS.

Ni6ht$hade: then who’s killer next round

CH: HEH... LET’S JUST SAY... IT’S LIKE YOU AND YOUR EX’S REUNION BUT MORE LIKELY MUCH MORE VIOLENT.

Ni6ht$hade: uhh

CH: ITS NOT YOU.

Ni6ht$hade: then who

CH: IM KEEPING THAT TO MYSELF.

Ni6ht$hade: 🙁

CH: SYBAU.

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2:00 am

Itr: js backread...

Itr: Noli what the fuck.

4/4/4/4: lol he’s traumatized like a baby

Itr: its still weird.

Itr: @ Ngh~oli hey.

Ngh~oli: stfu im tryna sleep.

Itr: This stays between you and the other two. Delete what you wrote.

Ngh~oli: yknow why i wont? Because your kurwa

Itr: ...

Itr: Noli.

 4/4/4/4: manbaby wont listen to elsa

Itr: im not sure who r u directing that insult to

4/4/4/4: both you and noli

Itr: fuck you.

Ngh~oli: genuinly curious did you give doombringer aftercare

4/4/4/4: ew no

Itr: Mafi did

Boss: me mentioned

Ngh~oli: your scary how tf r u so thoughtful

Boss: if i expect kindness i must give it

Ngh~oli: you say that until you chase that one gambler like his existence insults you🥀

>_<: he’s denying his love for them

Boss: ....

>_<: wait sorry sorry

Boss: No good morning kisses for a week.

>_<: NOOOOOOOOO

Itr: incredibly gay of you, Don.

Boss: stfu

Itr: make me.

Boss: Oh?

Itr: Make. Me.

4/4/4/4: what the fuck man

4/4/4/4: holy cornball

Johnathan: If none of them can have the gambler, they’ll take eachother.

Johnathan: I should know.

Johnathan: I’m an expert at love.

4/4/4/4: You can’t remember your wife’s name for fucks sake🥀

Ni6ht$hade: lolloolol imagine not remembering ur lover

Itr: imagine getting stabbed by yours

Ni6ht$hade: Image me making out with (who used to be) yours🤤

Itr: Chance was never my lover btw

Boss: You were still close to him

Itr: oh and you just WISH it was you.

Boss: EW no?

Itr: Don’t lie don, u used to look at me weirdly whenever i was with Chance

Boss: Keyword; was.

4/4/4/4: fight of the cornballs

Ngh~oli: didn’t yall three js fw doombringer

Ngh~oli: sour after sex ahh

4/4/4/4: top 1 CORNIEST oat

Ngh~oli: Nice of you to introduce yourself🤣

Itr: You thought u ate

Ngh~oli: why are you defending 1x

Itr: she said she’ll steal some guds from azure

4/4/4/4: when the fuck did i say that

Itr: you whispered to me that

Ni6ht$hade: they’re probably denying it cuz... yknow... Azure is probably online... watching... we dont know...

4/4/4/4: holy SHITBALL

Ni6ht$hade: sybau🤣

Itr: in the almost 2026

Boss: js say “in the big late 2025”

Ngh~oli: WORLD CUP 2026

Ngh~oli: NEXT YEAR

Itr: DAFRIXX

Itr: DAFRIXX

Ngh~oli: NO SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UP

Itr: DAFRIXX

Ngh~oli: FUCK

Itr: DAFRIXX

Itr: DAFRIXX

Ngh~oli: DONT JINX IT

Itr: DAFRIXX

Ni6ht$hade: wtf does that mean

Itr: SEARCH IT

Ngh~oli: WHATEVER YOU DO DONT SEARCH IT

Itr: DAFRIXX

Ngh~oli: STOP

Itr: OHHHH the agony...

Itr: i remember every video... slideshow... image talking about them...

Itr: oh dafrixx...

Ngh~oli: YOU CREEP.

Ngh~oli: GENUINLY HOW DO YOU MISS THEM

Itr: i miss the chaos. Not dafrixx

Ngh~oli: AZURE YOU DIDNT SEARCH RIGHT

Ngh~oli: PLEASE DONT

Ni6ht$hade: ahahahaha

Ni6ht$hade: niche propaganda

Ni6ht$hade: ive heard of these creatures and been in their community until i realized its kinda weird. but never thought it live to see 2022

Ni6ht$hade: use dto goon to the cat girl and the twink with the yellow jacket🥀🥀🥀

Ngh~oli: no...

Ngh~oli: NO

Ngh~oli: too many warriors lost to hell...

Itr: arent we already in hell

John Grace: You didn’t see shit yet🤣

4/4/4/4: WHAAAAT

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Bootyholes

Newb!: ddoi doi doi doi doi, ddoi doi, doi doi doi, ddoi doi, ddoi doi doi doi doi

Cuphead: SIX SEVEN

Newb!: ts meme so neich

Boom: reich

Boom: sovreich

Newb!: what.

Builderban: This is not how I planned to wake up

Newb!: goodmorning and sorry

Boom: i didnt sleep and so did a few others

Builderban: Why?

Sheshleshky: there were like

Sheshleshky: really loud noises from across the pond

Sheshleshly: lowkey sounded like some1 was getting LAID by two tallers and one shorter and they did it consensually and foursomely as a form of vengance

Sheshleshky: but that’s just aa theory

Grok: a game theory.

Newb!: ugh everytime you reference smth I know abt my need to brutally slam into you grows

Boom: why is ur didcription so specifuc @ Sheshleshky

Sheshleshky: open

Boom: what

Sheshleshky: spits in ur mouth

Cuphead: spit in my mouth instead 😝😝😝😝

Sheshleshky: open

Cuphead: 😝

Newb!: helpo

6hostdagger>:3: What

6hostdagger>:3: Anyways, Good morning dearest comrades!!! :3

Boom: comrades? PRYYYVET comrade com wis me to drink dyat vodka😝😝😝

Cuphead: what💔

Newb!: ts got2 be rasicm

Newb!: @ Grok Is ts racism

Grok: this is

Grok: genuinely too lazy 2 search so idk

Newb!: duck u

Grok: I’m growing a beak

Cuphead: js lemme syd😭😭

Grok: es why bee a u

Newb!: au…

Boom: sans au react to each other

Newb!: kill yourself slut

allurbaserbelong2me: way ahead of ya

Sheshleshky: wanna talk?

Sheshleshky: if somethings up and Ill listen. Only if u want 2 seven.

allurbaserbelong2me: alr…

Newb!: this is so sweet it’s giving me cavities. /Silly /ref

pizzapizaa: I strongly disagree

Cuphead: stfu and just BREED ME already dude.🥀🥀🥀

6hostdagger>:3: if Elliot isn’t willing to Id help you❤️‍🩹

Cuphead: nghhhhh two time too big

6hostdagger>:3: nvm

Cuphead: c’mon baby don’t turn me down I’d turn you on…

Newb!: I’m not sure if I should see ts  rizz or ur just fucking delusional for that they/them/their cock

6hostdagger>:3: they’re deluded.

Cuphead: oh ok.

6hostdagger>:3: but I’m worse and compared 2 me they’re an angel

Cuphead: 🤑

Newb!: that’s so sweet!

Newb!: sure do hope one doesn’t stab their ex and the other gets stabbed by his❤️‍🩹

Cuphead: noob

Boom: I TOLF U IS SO OBVIOUS HES THAT LOVECHLD

Cuphead: I missed when you couldn’t talk🌹🌹🌹

Boom: I still can’t you fucking idiot.

Cuphead: oh yeah sorry

Cuphead: also tfym that lovechild

Boom: low-key ivalfed… low-key alfivan…. Low-key 🍔🌻… low-key roosaimy…

Cuphead: uh huh.

Boom: lowlife

Cuphead: hwjkwksshwhuhwhgzugshbgzuysy

Grok: when is the next round

Newb!: ugh I’m scared now.

Grok: I’ll cuddle you

Newb!: yesh please🥹

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Builderban: Round’s starting in 7 minutes, get ready…

Cuphead: “get ready…” for what🥀🥀🥀🥀 a beating?😭😭😭

Builderban: yes

Builderban deleted a message.

Cuphead: WHAT

Newb!: is there some1 in builderman’s phone🥀

Builderban: I just wanted to be funny…

Newb!: YOU ARE FUNNY!!!

Cuphead: YES!!! YOU’RE THE FUNNIEST DAD

Builderban: reminds me of my niece…

pizzapizaa: hi I miss her too..

Builderban: let’s go fishing son

pizzapizaa: ok ig…

Elliot: you gotta be kidding me…

allurbaserbelong2me: hi

Elliot: hey I saw ur earlier messages u doing alr?

allurbaserbelong2me: mhmm

Elliot: thank Telamon… don’t forget to eat, I luv u!

allurbaserbelong2me: (⁠ ⁠◜⁠‿⁠◝⁠ ⁠)⁠♡

Elliot: wow it didn’t kick me yet

pizzapizaa kicked Elliot out of the group chat.

Elliot: I spoke 2 soon😭

pizzapizaa kicked Elliot out of the group chat.

Builderban: in a few minutes,

Cuphead: bet Ill shoot right ts rounded👅

pizzapizaa: doubt it lol

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Itrapped.

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Chance was shaking.

Literally.

His vision was a blur, and he was beyond dizzy.

Itrapped.

Itrapped.

Itrapped.

Itrapped is here.

Chance spawned near the grave yard of Yorick’s resting place, thankfully besides Guest1337, Elliot, and by all that’s holy blessed them with Two Time.

No matter that he was brought to another round of hell with people he cared about, he couldn’t move.

He was terrified. Petrified.

“Chance..!?”

That was the last thing he might’ve heard before collapsing into someone’s arms.

Then he felt it.

The cold.

…

“Elliot, Two Time- Keep Chance as far away from the killer as possible, I’ll stall him!”

Two Time nodded before lifting Chance up and running away, Elliot quick to follow behind them as they went as far away from the solder and the killer.

“Is Chance ok!?”

Elliot asked desperately, Two Time answering by shrugging hastily.

They slowly put Chance down on the ground, his eyes wide open as he looks at the two others around him.

“Chance! Blink twice if you’re dead!

Elliot exclaimed, before realizing what he said and slapped his own forehead.

Chance blinked once. Slowly.

“At least he’s responsive…”

Elliot nervously laughed, taking a quick glance as Two Time, who was fidgeting with Chance’s hand, before looking back at Chance.

Slowly, Chance pushed himself up,  staring onto nothing as he did so.

“Um. Guys?”

Chance said, his voice a bit shaky.

“tell me I didn’t just see Itrapped.”

“That’s Itrapped..? He’s a lot uglier that you said.”

Two Time said, before Chance jumped up and started running towards the killer, almost getting stopped by the cultist and healer if it weren’t for how fast he got up.

He ran all the way where he last saw Guest, getting there just in time to see him getting ripped open by the same sword that killed him.

Slowly , Itrapped looked up at Chance, his grip on his sword tightening as he slowly walked towards him, his sword dragging behind him as every step he took, the air grew colder. Tighter.

“Oh dear, this isn’t how I planned our meeting in hell,”

“I didn’t mean to scare you, Cha-“

He couldn’t finish his sentence in time before a fist flew straight at his face.

Itrapped tumbled back, grasping his jaw as he looked up to see Chance towering over him, knuckles clenched and entire body shaking.

Itrapped raised his sword, attempting to stab into Chance, before they quickly tackled him down, pinning his hands above his head as they tried pulling the sword from his grasp.

“Hey… HEY!”

“THAT’S MINE!”

Itrapped kept struggling and kicking at Chance which pissed them off, leading them to punch him again.

 Itrapped coughed as his grip on his sword accidentally went loose, giving Chance the chance(pun intended) to take the sword.

After doing so, he stood up and placed his foot right on Itrapped’s chest.

“Honestly,,, What more could you want from me?!”

Chance asked, his voice breaking and shivering as his knuckles turn white from his iron grip on the latter’s sword.

“That’s…”

They stomped their foot above his heart.

“This is where ya stabbed me, by the way. Wanna return the favor, Isaac!?”

He said before slamming his foot repeatedly on Itrapped, who struggled to move due to the pain.

He was supposed to kill them, not the other way around!

Chance kept slamming their foot on Itrapped until he managed to flick his hand up, an icicle grew from the ground and pushed Chance away.

“Give me back my SWORD!”

He yelled as he pounced at Chance, wrestling them.

They were able to block almost every hit, and throw back at Itrapped at the same time.

By now, Itrapped could’ve swore all his teeth were crooked from the amount of times Chance punched him in the face, adding to the already aching feeling in his body and mentality.

Chance had thrown his sword somewhere away from reach, no way he could get it.

He didn’t even realize when he started crying.

Chance hesitated their next attack, but managed to pin Itrapped down; one hand holding his wrists and the other at his neck, applying pressure to his throat.

“After everything… You were using me!?”

They yelled, spit landing on Itrapped’s face as he looked away.

“And you’re crying!?”

They pointed out, loosening their grip on his neck.

They’re body shook harder than before, tears threatening to fall out of their eyes behind the glasses.

“Chance… I— I had no choice..”

Itrapped hates Chance. So why is he crying and letting himself get hurt?

“Had no choice… funny! Cuz it looked like you were happy to kill me!”

He stared at Itrapped as he felt something warm run down his face.

Chance collapsed onto Itrapped, the hand on his throat remaining in it’s place; but the one binding his hands went down to cup Itrapped’s cheek.

They started crying into the man’s chest, which caused him to freeze.

The tears wouldn’t stop.

He pulled his hands down and wrapped it around Chance who was weeping apologies.

Why are they sorry?

Itrapped pulled Chance closer and nuzzled into neck and started crying, completely ignoring the blood polling out his nose and mouth.

“I— I hate (sniffle) you so much, ch-Chance…”

He mumbled as he cried into his former “friend.”

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The survivors were finally back at the main cabin, everyone not moving an inch until they slowly turned to look at Chance who soon after slammed his head against the table, which made Noob yelp, then he harshly pushed himself off the table, his chair falling as he stomped to the door.

“Chance calm down—”

Guest said as he tried stopping Chance before getting shoved away, which made almost everyone in the room, both survivors and upcoming, gasp.

Chance just ‘tsk’ed before leaving, roughly shutting the door behind him as he left.

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6:40

TITSUCKERS

Boss: Im not sure how I’m supposed to feel about that

Ngh~oli: about ehat

Boss: …itrapped first round

4/4/4/4: holy shit he’s such a cornball

Boss replied to 4/4/4/4: holy shit he’s s….:
» No.

Ngh~oli: if only 007n7 fell on me like tjat

Boss: that’s not funny.

Ni6ht$hade: hey itrapped ik ur online, u doing ok bud??

iTr: oh yes!!!!! I’m ok!!!!! XD U zilly car!!! ;pppp

Ni6ht$hade: if u want 2 talk, I’m open.

iTr: okay.

4/4/4/4 replied to iTr: oh yes!!!!! I’m….:
»Fucking ididot

Boss: You’re heartless..

4/4/4/4: lol no shit

Boss: bitch.

4/4/4/4: cunt

Chapter Text

2:00am 

Bootyholes 

Sheshleshky: how many cocks can I eat until my skin turns violent pink 

Newb!: yo what 

Grok: peepeepoopoo 

Grok changed their name to Roboobs. 

Builderban: That’s inappropriate. 

Builderban: Also, it’s too early to be awake. 

Roboobs: sure bud 

Newb!: I think ims tarting to understand 

Roboobs: understand what 

Newb!: yknow those rounds where I’m forced not to attend and I can’t spectate in 

Roboobs: oh. Uh! 

Newb!: I’ve just been informed that the killer in almost all of those rounds is Sixer. 

Roboobs: damn I didn’t mean you to figure out ts way 

Roboobs: anyways it’s a good thing u aren’t in those rounds he looks terrifying and hate us bud iidk 

Newb!: I just wish he’d listen back then.. non of this would’ve happened 

Newb!: honestly. I’m starting to understand chance and two time. 

Roboobs: pls don be upset 

Newb!: imnpt imthing  

Roboobs: jsasiasjaisj 

Duse: Good morning(?) everyone, has anyone woken up to intense organ pain or is it just me? 

Roboobs: dude what 

Newb!: tfym ointence organ pain 

Newb!: wauat a minute  

Newb!: why tho and DUSE????? 

Duse: ? 

Newb!: YOU YOU’RE 

Roboobs: I don’t get it 

6hostdagger>:3: You’ll get it in a second. 

Roboobs: yo two time 

Roboobs: also wtf dows they m 

Newb!: what happened  

Newb!: DID YOU JS SCREAM🥀🥀🥀🥀 

Roboobs: THIS FUCKING HELL. WHY WHAT WAS IT THINKING 

Newb!: ho th heck did two time predict 

Newb!: wait what is this abt 

Duse: Monthly for the living. 

Newb!: wait what 

Newb!: FUCK 

Roboobs: did u get it 

Newb!: FUCKING HELL 

Newb!: wait how dpes two time know I thought they have a cock 

6hostdagger>:3: estrogen 

Roboobs: IM DEAD WHY AM I FUCKING BLEEDING 

Newb!: I go by he/him today and ths hell said no I’m also pissed 

Duse: …Do any of you have. The thing for that other thing. 

Newb!: I have 

Roboobs: HOW AARE YOU SO OK ITH THUS 

Newb!: I’m not lol 

Newb!: I’m crying and my chest hurts from the wheezing lolz 

Duse: I can make tea.. 

6hostdagger>:3: Is there anything else to help other than tea? 

Duse:  I’ll have to check if we have cinnamon, it helps cramping when it’s mixed with milk 

Duse: why won’t you drink tea 

6hostdagger>:3: SPAWN FORBID ME HATE TEA 

Duse: . 

Newb!: two time wtf 

Newb!: CHILL 

Roboobs: btw they wer like ts for a week even before God cursed us with experiencing this HELL in the uterus again. 

Newb!: I wish I removed it…  

Newb!: wait how do eriods work for u @ 6hostdagger>:3 

6hostdagger>:3: stomach headaches kidneys bones muscles and moody. Sometimes. 

Newb!: oh so js like all of us but u don’t have the thing 

6hostdagger>:3: And I don’t bleed. 

6hostdagger>:3: Spawn save me 

Duse: Eugh. 

Roboobs: u and two time got the worst beef out there🥀 

Boom: lol not rlly non of them ever punched each other and they never knww eacother Ij the past, I can think of a worse relationship 

Newb!: why the fuck are you here 

Boom: public server fyi 

Boom: also stop talking abt ts it’s gross🥀 

Roboobs: . 

Newb!: . 

Duse: It’s a natural occurrence for those who are born female and those who are transgender men, or are on female chromosomes. It isn’t gross, Taph. 

Boom: alr. 

Janey: Hello everyone! And it seems a group of everyone has suffered the same thing that has occurred to me as well today… 

Wankwood: I know I can’t bleed but. Everything hurts. 

6hostdagger>:3: I can relate. 

Duse: Wanwood, Jane, do you want tea? 

Wankwood: please 

Janey: PLEASE. 

6hostdagger>:3 replied to Boom: lol not rlly…: 

»Ive found a new sacrifice to spawn, can you guess who? 

Boom: lol I’m not scared of you 

6hostdagger>:3: Spawn tells me to fucking torture you without hesitation until your throat gives you the power of sentence. 

6hostdagger>:3: And I usually do not enjoy sacrificing. You must be the prey that fills one with pride to hunt and predator. 

Boom: holy over protectiveness 😂😂😂😂 

6hostdagger>:3: Keep Yourself Safe 

Boom: lol🥹🥹 

Boom: chance ain’t gonna give u praise bud🥀🥀✌️ 

Newb!: tbh if I were you I’d be scared shitless 

Janey: …Did Two Time just swear? 

Roboobs: tbh ts is all that Elsa ripoff’s fault 

Newb!: fr 

6hostdagger>:3: I’m blaming him for this realm’s choice to bring back what I once hated most 

Newb!: GIGGLING  

Sheshleshky: ts was an interesting read 

Roboobs: what 

Sheshleshky: I feel bad for y’all. 

Boom: “this will get me all the girls/enbies/trans/gender neutrals!!” ahh🥀🥀 

Sheshleshky: what🥀 

Elliot: Caring about something like that is the bare minimum  

Boom: vro WHO r u🥀🥀 

Boom: u r NOT Elliot💔 

Elliot: maybe I am maybe I’m not 

Newb!: wtf does that mean🥀 

6hostdagger>:3: isn’t the healer asleep...? 

Elliot: It’s a healer? 

Elliot: wow I didn’t think it’d do anything good 4 anyone 

Newb!: “it”??? 

Elliot: lol  

Elliot: anyways cuz it’s asleep I’m taking the chance 2 finally talk with some1 

Elliot changed their name to Motorcycloz. 

Motorcycloz: giggling  

Newb!: does ts imply Elliot knows how 2 use a motorcycle or r u js catfishing 

Motorcycloz: u think I’m the catfisher here⁉️ 

Newb!: tfym ur not🥀 

6hostdagger>:3: if Elliot knwe how to motorcycle he would’ve told us 

Motorcycloz: of course it didn’t 

Janey: interesting, who are you exactly “Elliot”? 

Motorcycloz: the better elliot  

Janey: What 

Allurbaserbelong2me: Guys it’s 2 in the morning… go 2 sleep 

Allurbaserbelong2me: wait a minute. 

Motorcycloz: HIIIII 

Allurbaserbelong2me: Ellie u changed ur user?!! Also HIIII 

Janey: wait what. 

Janey: 007n7… You know this Elliot?? 

Allurbaserbelong2me: uhm. 

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2:10 am 

🌻  
(Motorcycloz) 

Allurbaserbelong2me: wut do I say 

Motorcycloz: I’m a secret different Elliot who’s apart of the shadows to watch over the survivors with secret magical girl powers and will overpower the ssssppppp0pppp the thing that put us here💕💕💕💕👅👅👅👅👅 

Allurbaserbelong2me: mhmm. 

Motorcycloz: ythyel be convisend ❤️‍🩹 

Allurbaserbelong2me: lol the other Elliot wouldv beat u up for these misspellings💔 

Motorcycloz: nyeheheheh not like it didn’t already  

Allurbaserbelong2me: oh my goodness don’t ever laugh like that again ohhh the memories 

Motorcycloz: Okay 

Allurbaserbelong2me: actually do whatever u want js don’t be upset of me 

Motorcycloz: because of* also I’m not upset what gave u that approach  

Allurbaserbelong2me: u used to do that whenever I’d upset u over text <:P 

Motorcycloz: NONONO IM NOT UPSET!!!!! 😭😭 

Allurbaserbelong2me: you…. You’re breaking my heart…. How cud u be upset… I’ve done nothing..💔😭😨😨😨 

Motorcycloz: KWHJHDUWDHWUSIWSJ 

Allurbaserbelong2me: I’ma go tell the GC a more believable story… 

Motorcycloz: consider mine💕 

Allurbaserbelong2me: no 

Motorcycloz: aw shucks… 

Allurbaserbelong2me: it’s opposite day 

Motorcycloz: HORRAY!!!! 

Motorcycloz: wait 

Motorcycloz: NOOOOOO!!!!! 

Allurbaserbelong2me: I hate you❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹❤️‍🩹 

Motorcycloz:  grrrr I hate you too!!!! 

Allurbaserbelong2me: ꒰⁠⑅⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠꒱⁠˖⁠♡ 

Motorcycloz: ♡⁠˖⁠꒰⁠ᵕ⁠༚⁠ᵕ⁠⑅⁠꒱ 

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Botyholes 

Janey: @ Allurbaserbelong2me answer 

Allurbaserbelong2me: he’s another Elliot, not a survivor nor killer, more like an unseen spectator 

Janey: ohhhh 

Newb!: dawg what does elliot have against him 

Motorcycloz: he doesn’t like me🥹 

Roboobs: I’m gonna call you an airball. Ok? Ok. 

Motorcycloz:  

Phone: yeeted😂 

YouTube: deleted💀 

Eyes: bleeded😯 

Holy water: needed🤣 

Roboobs: what. 

Newb!: I think this is the more autistic Elliot 

Motorcycloz: at least u didn’t say acoustic 

Motorcycloz: I HATE ppl who use acoustic instead of autistic 

Boom: is bro acoustic? 

Duse muted Boom. 

Duse: And I won’t be speaking to you nor will I save time for you until you be respectful again, Taph. 

Newb!: did I js witness a divorce. 

Roboobs: honestly before they got a phone taph was a lot nicer… like a LOT nicer… 

Newb!: fr. 

Duse: Tea is ready for those who need it. (And I haven’t forgot about your milk, Two Time) 

6hostdagger>:3: Thanks, mystic pumpkin  

Duse: Don’t make me regret doing something for you. 

6hostdagger>:3: ok bitch. 

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2:30 am