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hatsune miku is sent down from the heavens to the US and becomes a prominent political figure with her empathy and determination so she does an inspiring political speech like the goddess of anti-fascism she is, rallying all the americans to kick trump and his cronies out of the government and miku becomes president.
she gives everyone good education, solves inflation, legalizes abortion, welcomes back immigrants and gives them a better pathway to citizenship, gives free gender affirming care to anyone who has experienced gender dysphoria for a certain amount of time, balances out prices, stops gaza genocide support and turns the usa into the epicenter of worldwide humanitarian aid that helps sudan and the congo and everybody else, improves all world relations, flips off elon, increases mental health care for youth, assigns therapists and psychologists to all criminals to give them a chance become better people without putting anyone in danger, releases the epstein files, makes my chemical romance the national band because haha draag joke, improves the economy, makes healthcare super duper affordable, increases wildlife conservation efforts, invests greatly in renewable energy, consults scientists and trans people in regards to trans peeps’ role in sports, brings PBS back, increases amount of training and background checking required to join the police force, increases funding for all scientific pursuits, gives financial and mental health support to veterans, bankrupts fox news, makes marginalized groups more represented in the government, invests in defensive military technology rather than offensive, taxes the rich, fixes unemployment, improves the legal justice system, ends all wars, changes the national anthem to World is Mine, implements gun restrictions, visits american communities to better understand their struggles, prevents anyone like trump from manipulating the american masses every again, makes it so that ai content needs to be flagged as such on the internet and everywhere, makes ai “art” illegal and implements other ai restrictions, lowers concert prices, gives the writer of this fanfiction a fucking hug, and shows everyone how cool Vocaloid music is.
list of problems the great hatsune miku solved:
- world peace
- world hunger (through humanitarianism)
- cancer and other medical issues (due to her funding of research)
- poverty
- inflation
- all bigotry and hatred
- people feeling unheard
- immigration
- the usa’s vulnerability to fascistic rule
- people not knowing how cool vocaloid is
- law injustice
- gun violence
- suicide rates
- natural disaster damage (as much as possible)
- global warming (eventually)
- lack of education
- everything bad
the end ˚🥬₊˚.🩵˚.🏳️⚧️₊