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1. Champagne and Water by DhampirsDrinkEspresso

   Fandoms: Ophelia (2018), Logan Lucky (2017)  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   10 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Clyde Logan/Ophelia (Hamlet)
   • Hamlet/Ophelia (Hamlet)
   • Clyde Logan
   • Ophelia (Hamlet)
   • Joe Bang (Logan Lucky)
   • Mellie Logan
   • Hamlet (Hamlet)
   • Background & Cameo Characters
   • Weddings
   • Angst
   • Unplanned Pregnancy
   • Blackmail
   • Childhood Sweethearts
   • Non-Linear Narrative
   • Flashbacks
   • POV Alternating
   • Post heist
   • Half Siblings Polonius and Joe Bang
   • Phee Bang
   • Infidelity
   • Phee is Engaged to Hamlet
   • She Does Marry Him
   • Hamlet is an Ass
   • No Beta We Die Like A Cheap Vibrator
   • Alcohol
   • Tipsy Phee
   • But she's not Drunk
   • Underage Drinking in flashbacks
   • Implied/Referenced Underage Sex
   • They are both Teenagers in the Flashbacks
   • Mildly Dubious Consent
   • Rating May Change
   • Tags May Change
   • Other Additional Tags to Be Added
   • Sexual Content
   • Drunk Asshole Hamlet
   • Moonshine

   Summary

   They swore they'd be forever, but they were getting out of Boone County. Turns out they were both liars. Now Clyde's got to watch Phee Bang marry someone else because he pushed her away when he should have let her in. But why don't she seem very happy?

    

   Language:

   English

   Words:

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