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1. R2s dirty secret by temustroker

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Star Wars - All Media Types, Joker (Movies - Phillips), r2d2 - Fandom  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M, M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Hermione Granger/Joker (DCU)
   • r2d2/arthur fleck
   • R2D2
   • Arthur Fleck
   • Cuthbert Binns
   • Hermione Granger
   • Enemies to Lovers
   • Bullying
   • Jock Straps
   • Flirty Harry Potter
   • mlm
   • Robot Sex
   • r2d2 wants clanker sex with joker
   • Freak

   Summary

   R2D2 has a crush on the Joker, and the Joker is dating Hermione. R2 is lactose intolerant and farts, but the Joker takes the blame. What does this mean???
   It is set at hogwarts

   Language:

   English

   Words:

   682

   Chapters:

   1/1

   Kudos:

   2

   Hits:

   28