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    Written for the Star Trek XI Kink Meme prompt:

    "1. Vulcans' hands are erogenous zones
    2. Data PADDs are not ergonomic even a little bit
    3. Spock is a workaholic
    Conclusion: carpal tunnel. Achey, cracking joints, swollen wrists, general misery! Someone massages his hands to make him feel better! He's turned on because they're really good at it! Kinky hand-obsessive sex ensues."

    Ummm. I wrote hand porn. Again. I have no shame. Also I totally BSed the bits about Vulcan bone structure, so if it goes against canon Vulcan anatomy, I apologize.

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