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1. The Wanker System by PercyPendragon3

   Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling  

   • Explicit
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • F/M
   • Work in Progress

   02 Nov 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Daphne Greengrass/Original Male Character(s)
   • Astoria Greengrass/Original Male Character(s)
   • Astoria and Daphne Greengrass's Mother/Original Character(s)
   • Aphrodite/Original Character
   • Original Characters
   • Daphne Greengrass
   • Astoria Greengrass
   • Astoria and Daphne Greengrass's Mother
   • Rose Potter
   • Incest
   • Sibling Incest
   • Parent/Child Incest
   • Mother/Son Incest
   • Mother-Son Relationship
   • Deranged MC
   • Gacha
   • gamer-ish
   • Smut
   • Crack

   Summary

   A deranged man gets a deranged system where he gains a new power every time he wanks. It couldn't have happened at a more opportune time since Voldemort is back and fucking everything up. Maybe Alaric Greengrass can save the world by wanking? Just... maybe.

   (Crack-ish. Very AU. Hogwarts starts at 14 so everyone is an adult by the time the plot begins.)

   Language:

   English

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   23,339

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   5/?

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