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1. The Existential Calculus of a Surname by Looney_0

   Fandoms: Men's Football RPF  

   • Not Rated
   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   28 Sep 2025

   Tags

   • Creator Chose Not To Use Archive Warnings
   • Lionel Messi/Sergio Ramos
   • Sergio Ramos
   • Ivan Rakitić
   • Luka Modrić
   • Casemiro
   • Existential Crisis
   • Humor
   • Fluff and Humor
   • Established Relationship
   • Names
   • Real Madrid CF (Men's Football RPF)

   Summary

   Ivan Rakitić brings urgent, bizarre news to the Real Madrid locker room: his best friend Leo Messi is having a full-blown existential crisis over what his name would be if Sergio Ramos ever proposes.

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   English

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