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1. Really Tight Jeans (And Other Ways To Ruin Your Oral Presentation) by nightshade882

   Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Dream SMP  

   • Mature
   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • M/M
   • Complete Work

   02 Oct 2025

   Tags

   • No Archive Warnings Apply
   • Alexis | Quackity/Wilbur Soot
   • Alexis | Quackity
   • Wilbur Soot
   • Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Alternate Universe - Modern Setting
   • Alternate Universe - Corporate
   • Wilbur is a sad lustful napkin
   • yes i know they're slacks in canon but jeans sounds better in the title shut up
   • Mentioned Sally the Salmon (Dream SMP)
   • Environmentalism
   • Alcoholic Jschlatt (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Quackity is a cruel cruel bastard
   • Crack
   • Comedy
   • Implied Sexual Content
   • Yes Beta (We Undie Like This Fandom)
   • TNTober (Video Blogging RPF)
   • Dream SMP-Typical Swearing
   • Schlatt & Co. (SMPLive)
   • Schlatt is a D- President
   • Vice President Quackity
   • Unresolved Sexual Tension
   • Wilbur Soot is a Mess
   • AUTHOR STONES CC!WILBUR
   • C! Not CC!
   • do not upload to any AI
   • I will come for you
   • it's shitty but i wrote it at 2am so whatever
   • Graphic Depictions of Bar Graphs

   Summary

   But he was ready. The door was right there. His management supplied laptop was left there. To his left, not left behind, was it still there?!

    

   Wilbur looked to his side. Oh, thank god. Alright. Now he’s ready.

    

   Steeling himself with a huff, he turned the handle and walked into the conference room.

    

   Where a distinctly Not-Schlatt-Shaped man was sitting on a spinny chair.

   -or-

   Wilbur is asked to present to the president of SchlattCo an alternative energy source for the sake of PR. Unfortunately for Wilbur, Schlatt has sent his Vice President instead. Also unfortunately...he's hot. Like really hot.

   Shenanigans™, indeed, ensue.

   (WSS DNI!)

   Written for Magnolia's TNTOBER 2025!!!

   Series

   • Part 2 of Nightshade's Oneshots of Awesomeness

   Language:

   English

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